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Morphine

Morphine

Yes, you can have tons and tons of fun without the use of anything but your own bodies.
BUT it is also true it can get quite interesting when you add add extra stuff in the mix.

I used to work at a sexshop, people, I know my stuff n_n
 
Morphine

Morphine

It was so much fun *sigh*
A lot of funny, interesting, weird stuff everyday... I really liked it.

Here's one of my best friends posing with one of the whips we sold in my beloved shop.

 
Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Indeed.

And god, your friend looks nearly EXACTLY like an Italian girl I went to school with. I did a double take when I saw that, because her smile is just about IDENTICAL, and the juxtaposition of her + the whip was.... interesting.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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That must have been a blast. I swear, the nicest people work at those places. You can walk up with armfuls of the weirdest, most questionable stuff.. things that would make your grandma say a Novena... and they just smile and wish you a fun-filled weekend. Maybe if this whole teaching thing doesn't work out I'll open up a little place...
 
Docseverin

Docseverin

I can haz orgy now? I am going to have a year of pent up frustration, it's going to rough, hard and fast (too fast the first time but I will get through it.)
 
Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

It'd be interesting to explain to family members who Don't Get It, though...

Meanwhile, we shall have... ANOTHER SPANKING!

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Docseverin said:
I can haz orgy now? I am going to have a year of pent up frustration, it's going to rough, hard and fast (too fast the first time but I will get through it.)
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Who do you call when the corpsman goes down? *grins*

(also, btw, be safe out there, brother)
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Officer_Charon said:
It'd be interesting to explain to family members who Don't Get It, though...

Meanwhile, we shall have... ANOTHER SPANKING!
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Psh, they'll be singing a different tune when I make all kindsa money and send them to Europe or something cool like that.

"In volatile market... only stable investment... IS PORN!"
 
Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

There is more truth to that than you know. *grins*

Now, since no one else is posting, Cajun's on deck for a paddlin'! *readies ping-pong paddle*
 
Morphine

Morphine

Cajungal said:
That must have been a blast. I swear, the nicest people work at those places. You can walk up with armfuls of the weirdest, most questionable stuff.. things that would make your grandma say a Novena... and they just smile and wish you a fun-filled weekend. Maybe if this whole teaching thing doesn't work out I'll open up a little place...
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It really was!
I loved getting people to loosen up and open their minds about this sort of things, especially I loved husbands and wives who came in (by themselves or together) after 20 years of happy marriage looking to fulfill one of their partner's fantasies or finally allowing themselves to try something new, getting rid of taboos... I liked being a part of that.
 
Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Morphine: Jailbait Caliente, brass-ovaried scrapper, and facilitator of intramarital stress-relief. Ladies and gentlemen, the total package!

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Now, what am I bid for a night with this fine, young, feisty senorita?!
 
Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Ka-CLIK! Done and done. And double-locked, too. Wouldn't want them cinching down too tight.

Now we get to find where the ticklish spots are...
 
nfldraftman

nfldraftman

Opening up Page 3 of this thread first thing at work was probably not the best idea. No, not because it's NSFW...but because my focus is...well...right where it should be! Thanks lads and lasses!
 
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