Having to go to High School forever isn't a cursed existence?
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Cajungal
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Having to go to High School forever isn't a cursed existence?[/QUOTE]
That's what I was thinking when I watched the Riff. After I saw all the different caps and gowns he's accumulated, I felt sorry for him for the first time.
Green_Lantern
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Great, not even THAT is original.
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Chazwozel
Having to go to High School forever isn't a cursed existence?[/QUOTE]
Why do they go to high school on a constant basis? Just because you look 17 doesn't mean you can't matriculate to college. What the fuck does a vampire who's mentally over a hundred years old want to do with high school subjects? I'd be banging my head against the wall "learning" the same shit over and over and over agian, year after year.
Wait. Why do they even go to school? They're fucking vampires. Why would they need to educate themselves in a formal setting? They're not going to college. They're not going to get a job. Why not just learn at home? They have a bazillion years to do it.
Those truancy officers must be tough...
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Chazwozel
Fuck the truancy officer! You're a vampire. Rip his fucking head off and feast on the gooey insides!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhh! I hate you Stephanie Meyers. I hate you with the fire of a thousand suns!
Green_Lantern
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Having to go to High School forever isn't a cursed existence?[/QUOTE]
Why do they go to high school on a constant basis? Just because you look 17 doesn't mean you can't matriculate to college. What the fuck does a vampire who's mentally over a hundred years old want to do with high school subjects? I'd be banging my head against the wall "learning" the same shit over and over and over agian, year after year.
Wait. Why do they even go to school? They're fucking vampires. Why would they need to educate themselves in a formal setting? They're not going to college. They're not going to get a job. Why not just learn at home? They have a bazillion years to do it.[/QUOTE]
They are doing it to cover they "secret identities", yeap, that is the pale and sparkly vampires decided that being around horny and gossipy teens was the best way to hide. You know, rather than not interacting with humans at all to not put them in danger.
but I wonder how usefull the History lessons would be
Wait a sec, someone said that the twilight vampires don't drink blood (at least the "good" ones don't)?
I wonder where that idea came from?
I wonder where that idea came from?
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Chazwozel
No, no they're 'vegetarian' vampires. They only drink animal blood.
No, no they're 'vegetarian' vampires. They only drink animal blood.[/QUOTE]
This statement angers me something fierce.
Cajungal
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No, no they're 'vegetarian' vampires. They only drink animal blood.[/QUOTE]
This statement angers me something fierce.[/QUOTE]
There's a hilarious joke about that in the Rifftrax.
*someone's starting at Bella*
SHUT UP! My boyfriend eats tofu blood!
They're not vampires, they're LAMEpires! :smug:
No, no they're 'vegetarian' vampires. They only drink animal blood.[/QUOTE]
This statement angers me something fierce.[/QUOTE]
There's a hilarious joke about that in the Rifftrax.
*someone's starting at Bella*
SHUT UP! My boyfriend eats tofu blood![/QUOTE]
That's exactly what I was thinking! If they're vegetarian vampires, wouldn't they be sucking the juices from fruit and vegetables? A story about vegan vampires would be a more interesting read than Twilight, methinks.
No, no they're 'vegetarian' vampires. They only drink animal blood.[/QUOTE]
This statement angers me something fierce.[/QUOTE]
There's a hilarious joke about that in the Rifftrax.
*someone's starting at Bella*
SHUT UP! My boyfriend eats tofu blood![/QUOTE]
That's exactly what I was thinking! If they're vegetarian vampires, wouldn't they be sucking the juices from fruit and vegetables? A story about vegan vampires would be a more interesting read than Twilight, methinks.[/QUOTE]
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makare
I love Bunnicula but the Celery Stalks at Midnight is my favorite
If I were immortal, I would keep going to different high schools as a social experiment/game.
Question: If they go to high school wouldn't that imply that they are in the sunlight constantly and would thusly sparkle all day which would give away that clark kent is superman?
OHMYGOSHICAN'TTAKETHESTUPIDITY.
Stop telling me things from that book! I keep dumber getting!
What happens if it starts out overcast then as the day moves on, so do the clouds? I mean, I know I'm thinking outside the box here, but it IS possible
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makare
speaking of sparkly....
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Philosopher B.
Holy shit. It just occurred to me. If a Twilight vamp boxes the one-eyed champ in the sunlight, does that mean he gets a sparkly boner? :wtf:
Boners should not be sparkly!
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Also, I highly recommend everyone read the first installment of the Twlight saga. It's perfect for seeing what not to do when writing a novel!
Boners should not be sparkly!
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Also, I highly recommend everyone read the first installment of the Twlight saga. It's perfect for seeing what not to do when writing a novel!
Darn it guys, I'm really not supposed to be laughing out loud at work!
That said, assuming you're a semi-immortal being, but you need social attention and stuff so you want to hang around humans. Given the choice of high school forever, a low-wage factory job forever, or a nursing home forever, I'd say I'd go hang around with the nubile teen girls exploring their sexuality, too. Not to sound too creepy, sorry about that. I'd rather opt for "none of the above", but I suppose the average reader of Twilight couldn't identify as much if the vampires spent their time getting university degrees and actually learning new stuff and/or trying to improve the human race ,rather than learn the square root of 169 every other year.
That said, assuming you're a semi-immortal being, but you need social attention and stuff so you want to hang around humans. Given the choice of high school forever, a low-wage factory job forever, or a nursing home forever, I'd say I'd go hang around with the nubile teen girls exploring their sexuality, too. Not to sound too creepy, sorry about that. I'd rather opt for "none of the above", but I suppose the average reader of Twilight couldn't identify as much if the vampires spent their time getting university degrees and actually learning new stuff and/or trying to improve the human race ,rather than learn the square root of 169 every other year.
Edward Cullen is supposed to be like 110 years old.
That'd be like this guy sticking it to your 17 year old daughter.
creeeepy
That'd be like this guy sticking it to your 17 year old daughter.
creeeepy
ElJuski
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