(News) Twilight ruined my life! (spoilers inside)

[sixpackshaker]

embarrassed elvis has become this forum's pedobear

I fits because Elvis had a thing for 14 year old girls too.


If the fantasy becomes an obsession...

It is still the desire to bang the homecoming queen. It is just all those high school frustrations being fantasied about years later is troubling.

But you were dressed as Dumbledore, he had the hots for Harry instead.

 

[makare]

you are so disrespectful to the king...

 

[sixpackshaker]

you are so disrespectful to the king...

He was a grown man screwing a little kid. I respect the hell out of that. /sarcasm

 

[makare]

I actually meant tinwhistler.

and i was joking.

 

[Calleja]

Wait, Elvis fucked a 14-year old!?

 

[sixpackshaker]

He did marry her when she hit 18, after 4 years of dating, and 2 years of cohabitation.

 

[Calleja]

Well she does look mature for her age.