I'm married.Darn it! You have bested my riddles for the day! Ponder one more question for the time being until I return:
If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
I'm married.Darn it! You have bested my riddles for the day! Ponder one more question for the time being until I return:
If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
It's not chicken - it's PEOPLE! The colonel remembers the taste from his days on the African subcontinent where he ate with cannibal natives.A colonel walks into a restaurant and orders the special of the day. After tasting the chicken he leaves then returns and burns the restaurant to the ground. Why?
ORA colonel walks into a restaurant and orders the special of the day. After tasting the chicken he leaves then returns and burns the restaurant to the ground. Why?
ORA colonel walks into a restaurant and orders the special of the day. After tasting the chicken he leaves then returns and burns the restaurant to the ground. Why?
It's Colonel Sanders and he realized that they stole his secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices.A colonel walks into a restaurant and orders the special of the day. After tasting the chicken he leaves then returns and burns the restaurant to the ground. Why?
You're just jealous.I think u gais r doin it rite!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
You're just jealous.[/QUOTE]I think u gais r doin it rite!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
You're just jealous.[/QUOTE]I think u gais r doin it rite!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
That's disgusting and disappoints me greatly. Plus, it makes baby Jesus cry.What's in my pocket?
That's disgusting and disappoints me greatly. Plus, it makes baby Jesus cry.[/QUOTE]What's in my pocket?
a) yes that is implied as the cause of death, why was he shot?a) From a bullet to the head.
b) When he's done reading he finally notices the burns on his hand.
Because someone pulled the trigger of a gun.a) yes that is implied as the cause of death, why was he shot?
So close on the letter one.The letter is telling him he has cancer from smoking.
The guy died because the bike riders were French and he's Lance Armstrong. They can't stand he kicked their asses for so long with only 1 ball.
OK, that made me laugh! :lol:The letter tells him that his hand is being burnt by a cigarette.
Nope.She worked in a subway and her new slick shoes caused her to slip and fall on the tracks.
Or something like that.