Marry, Boff or Kill

[ThatNickGuy]

A friend of mine at work has started a game among the staff to help pass the time.

We come up with three characters or actors. You must choose which one to kill, which one to fuck, and which one to marry.

So, for example, he gave me three gals from Firefly/Serenity: River, Kaylee or Zoe. I chose to kill River (too much of a head case) boff Zoe and marry Kaylee.

So, let's give two groups, one of males and one of girls.

Arnold, Sly or Bruce

Jessica Rabbit, Betty Boop or April O' Neil.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Boff Jessica (duh?), marry April (she's a hard-working, assertive modern woman who looks awesome in a jumpsuit? Hell yeah!) and kill Betty Boop.

Do we continue this on with another three?

 

[Troll]

Jessica Rabbit, Betty Boop or April O' Neil.

I would kill Betty Boop, boff Jessica Rabbit, and marry April O'Neil. I don't think many people would fault me for my choices, either.

New female group:
Gwyneth Paltrow, Liv Tyler, or Scarlett Johansson.

 

[phil]

I would take geyneth to a nice dinner and enjoy her company.

I would take Scarlett johansson dancing at a contemporary night club, with the intent to dance provocatively with her.


I'd snub liv Tyler and not feel it necessary to return her call.

 

[LittleSin]

Kill Arnold.

Fuck Sly.

Marry Bruce.

Mmmmmmmm...Bruce.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Kill Gwyneth, boff Liv, marry Scarlett. Mm....


How about Milla Jojovich, Angelina Jolie, and Megan Fox?

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I 100% coming up with new trios.

I'd kill Gwenth, boff Scarlett and marry Liv.

Kill Megan Fox, boff Milla and marry Angelina. I mean...DUH.

 

[Denbrought]

Angela Merkel, Margaret Thatcher, Helen Thomas.

 

[bhamv3]

Angela Merkel, Margaret Thatcher, Helen Thomas.

I'd flip a coin, then kill myself.

 

[General Specific]

Jessica Rabbit, Betty Boop or April O' Neil.

Kill Boop, Fuck Rabbit, Marry O'Neil

Gwyneth Paltrow, Liv Tyler, or Scarlett Johansson.

Kill Paltrow, Fuck Tyler, Marry Johansson

How about Milla Jojovich, Angelina Jolie, and Megan Fox?

Kill Angelina, Fuck Milla, Marry Fox

Angela Merkel, Margaret Thatcher, Helen Thomas.

If I absolutely had to: Kill Thomas (because, god no), Fuck Thatcher (No one thinks power is sexy?), Marry Merkel (she's the most attractive of those 3)


New 3: Maggie Gyllenhaal, Katie Holmes, Kate Winslet

 

[Officer_Charon]

Angela Merkel, Margaret Thatcher, Helen Thomas.

The hell is wrong with you?!

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

Jessica Rabbit, Betty Boop or April O' Neil.

Kill Boop, Fuck Rabbit, Marry O'Neil

Gwyneth Paltrow, Liv Tyler, or Scarlett Johansson.

Kill Paltrow, Fuck Tyler, Marry Johansson

How about Milla Jojovich, Angelina Jolie, and Megan Fox?

Kill Angelina, Fuck Milla, Marry Fox

Angela Merkel, Margaret Thatcher, Helen Thomas.

If I absolutely had to: Kill Thomas (because, god no), Fuck Thatcher (No one thinks power is sexy?), Marry Merkel (she's the most attractive of those 3)


New 3: Maggie Gyllenhaal, Katie Holmes, Kate Winslet[/QUOTE]

Kill Katie. Fuck Maggie. Marry Kate.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

New 3: Maggie Gyllenhaal, Katie Holmes, Kate Winslet

Kill Winslet, boff Holmes and marry Gyllenhaal.

New one for da ladies:

Mr. Fantastic, Human Torch, The Thing.

 

[Frank]

Kill Gyllenhaal, marry Winslet, boff Holmes.

90's Baywatch Womens edition (Them in the 90's, not today)

Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra. Gena Lee Nolin.

 

[Docseverin]

Kill Pamela Anderson, Kill Gena Lee Nolin and boff the corpse, Kill Carmen Electra and Marry the Corpse! Amidoinitrite?

Katie Perry, Zoey Dashanuel, Ke$ha Go!

 

[Chazwozel]

Angela Merkel, Margaret Thatcher, Helen Thomas.

The hell is wrong with you?![/QUOTE]


Hey! They are handsome women!

Kill: The entire cast of every reality TV show.
Fuck: Rhianna, Beyonce,Monica Belluci
Marry: Zoey Deschanel

 

[LittleSin]

Kill Mr. Fantastic. Fuck the Torch. Marry The Thing.

 

[blotsfan]

Marry Mr. Fantastic. - I have never seen it mentioned, but the sex could potentially be AMAZING with him.

I think for the sake of the game the marriage is sexless.

Anywho, fuck Ke$ha, marry katie perry, kill zooey.

 

[rac3r_x]

Some old school, as I find most listed so far pretty unappealing and would have to go with just Kill:

Maryanne, Ginger, Jeannie

Raquel Welch, Sophia Loren, Gina Lollobrigida

Farrah Fawcett, Diane Ladd, Tanya Roberts

And of course I mean in their heyday.

 

[blotsfan]

Marry Mr. Fantastic. - I have never seen it mentioned, but the sex could potentially be AMAZING with him.

I think for the sake of the game the marriage is sexless.

Anywho, fuck Ke$ha, marry katie perry, kill zooey.[/QUOTE]

A sex-less marriage? That's just lame. Can I keep the fuck guy on the side while being married then ?[/QUOTE] Yeah, Ive always played that way.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Sexless marriage? Screw that crap. I was marrying Kaylee partly just to boff her on a regular basis. She'd be good with her hands and likes to work with grease. *eyebrow wiggle*

 

[phil]

The marriage is supposed to be like who just all around appeals to you the most. Sex is implied, but so is dinners, meeting the folks etc. The one you bang is just the one you would bang, right now no questions asked, or if you had to if the 3 choices are unappealing.

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

New one for da ladies:

Mr. Fantastic, Human Torch, The Thing.

Kill the Torch. Fuck Mr. Fantastic. Marry The Thing.

 

[filmfanatic]

Boff Ginger, kill Jeannie, marry Mary Ann.

DC Comics-themed choices:
Death (from Sandman), Black Canary, Harley Quinn?

 

[Gusto]

Fuck Harley, marry Black Canary, kill Death (dohohohohoho!).

 

[Denbrought]

Fuck Harley, Kill Black Canary, Marry Death (and have zombie babies <3)

 

[Necronic]

Boff Ginger, kill Jeannie, marry Mary Ann.

DC Comics-themed choices:
Death (from Sandman), Black Canary, Harley Quinn?

Kill the Canary, Boff Death, marry Harley Quinn

 

[Dave]

You guys make me sick! I used to date Mary Bofforkill and you should just let her be!

 

[Silver Jelly]

:laugh:

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

You guys make me sick! I used to date Mary Bofforkill and you should just let her be!

 

[Piotyr]

Sarah Palin, Hilary Clinton, Michelle Obama

 

[Necronic]

I really want to boff and kill SP, but I guess I would have to kill SP, boff MO, and marry HC (she seems to be cool with philandering)

 

[Dave]

Kill Hillary (just for the purposes of this exercise - I would never really kill anyone), boff the living shit out of Palin (as long as she didn't talk) and marry Michelle. And then I'd boff Palin again.

 

[Disconnected]

RANDOM NECRO!

Stiffler's Mom, Tracy Turnblad's mom and your mom.

go.

 

[General Specific]

Katie Perry, Zoey Dashanuel, Ke$ha Go!

Kill Kesha (who the hell is she?), boff Katie Perry, marry Zooey

Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra. Gena Lee Nolin.

Kill Pamela (fake boobs AND hepatitis? no thanks), boff Carmen, marry Gena Lee

Maryanne, Ginger, Jeannie

Kill Jeannie (her magic just always caused problems), boff Ginger, marry Mary Ann

Raquel Welch, Sophia Loren, Gina Lollobrigida

Kill Sophia, boff Gina, marry Raquel

Farrah Fawcett, Diane Ladd, Tanya Roberts

hmmm... Kill Diane Ladd, boff Tanya Roberts, marry Farrah

Death (from Sandman), Black Canary, Harley Quinn?

Kill Harley, boff Black Canary, marry Death (she's Goth-hot, plus I might get a break on the whole dying thing)

Starbuck, Boomer, Admiral Xena

Seeing as I have no idea who "Admiral Xena" is, I'll kill her, boff Starbuck, marry Boomer

Sarah Palin, Hilary Clinton, Michelle Obama

Kill Clinton, boff Palin, Marry Obama