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Marry, Boff or Kill
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ThatNickGuy
ThatNickGuy
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Officer_Charon
Officer_Charon
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Troll
Troll
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phil
phil
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LittleSin
LittleSin
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Officer_Charon
Officer_Charon
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ThatNickGuy
ThatNickGuy
I 100% coming up with new trios. 
I'd kill Gwenth, boff Scarlett and marry Liv.
Kill Megan Fox, boff Milla and marry Angelina. I mean...DUH.
I'd kill Gwenth, boff Scarlett and marry Liv.
Kill Megan Fox, boff Milla and marry Angelina. I mean...DUH.
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Denbrought
Denbrought
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bhamv3
bhamv3
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General Specific
General Specific
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Wasabi Poptart
New 3: Maggie Gyllenhaal, Katie Holmes, Kate Winslet[/QUOTE]
Kill Katie. Fuck Maggie. Marry Kate.
Wasabi Poptart
Kill Boop, Fuck Rabbit, Marry O'Neil
Kill Paltrow, Fuck Tyler, Marry Johansson
Kill Angelina, Fuck Milla, Marry Fox
If I absolutely had to: Kill Thomas (because, god no), Fuck Thatcher (No one thinks power is sexy?), Marry Merkel (she's the most attractive of those 3)
New 3: Maggie Gyllenhaal, Katie Holmes, Kate Winslet[/QUOTE]
Kill Katie. Fuck Maggie. Marry Kate.
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ThatNickGuy
ThatNickGuy
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Frankie Williamson
Frankie Williamson
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Docseverin
Docseverin
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Chazwozel
The hell is wrong with you?![/QUOTE]
Hey! They are handsome women!
Kill: The entire cast of every reality TV show.
Fuck: Rhianna, Beyonce,Monica Belluci
Marry: Zoey Deschanel
Chazwozel
The hell is wrong with you?![/QUOTE]
Hey! They are handsome women!
Kill: The entire cast of every reality TV show.
Fuck: Rhianna, Beyonce,Monica Belluci
Marry: Zoey Deschanel
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LittleSin
LittleSin
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blotsfan
blotsfan
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rac3r_x
rac3r_x
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blotsfan
blotsfan
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ThatNickGuy
ThatNickGuy
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phil
phil
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Wasabi Poptart
Wasabi Poptart
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filmfanatic
filmfanatic
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Gusto
Gusto
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Denbrought
Denbrought
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Necronic
Necronic
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Dave
Dave
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Silver Jelly
Silver Jelly
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Piotyr
Piotyr
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Necronic
Necronic
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Dave
Dave
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Disconnected
Disconnected
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General Specific
General Specific
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North_Ranger
), schtoink Zoe, Kill River. I'd've boffed River, too, but I think that would've screwed her head even worse 
Okay... Lemme think now... Let's go Sopranos for a while: Carmela Soprano, Adriana La Cerva, Meadow Soprano.
North_Ranger
Marry Kaylee (I could stand hearing a little more
), schtoink Zoe, Kill River. I'd've boffed River, too, but I think that would've screwed her head even worse Marry Jessica (what can I say? She sings, she shoots... and cooks, too. Carrot cake, anyone?), schtoink April (hot but too much hassle with constantly saving her jumper-suited ass) and kill Betty.
Marry Scarlett, boff Liv, kill Gwyneth.
Marry Megan, schtoink Angelina, kill Milla.
Only if dead drunk and promised I would never remember or hear of that night again... so irrelevant, really.
Ehhhhhh... Marry Maggie, boff Katie (too much crazy baggage), kill Kate.
Marry Carmen, stuff Pamela like a Christmas turkey, kill Gena.
Can't recall 'em...
Kill Xena, boff Starbuck, marry Boomer - and ask Athena to join in
Marry Canary, boff Quinn, kill Death (haven't seen her). Though I am tempted by the bragging rights that come from basically fucking death.
Marry Michelle, boff Sarah (with a gag in her mouth and a paper bag over her head), kill Hillary.
Okay... Lemme think now... Let's go Sopranos for a while: Carmela Soprano, Adriana La Cerva, Meadow Soprano.
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Element 117
Element 117
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Gusto
Gusto
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checkeredhat
checkeredhat
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Shegokigo
Shegokigo
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bigcountry23
bigcountry23
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Wasabi Poptart
Wasabi Poptart
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Cajungal
Cajungal
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ThatNickGuy
ThatNickGuy
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phil
phil
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Calleja
Calleja
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phil
phil
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North_Ranger
North_Ranger
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Morphine
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Morphine
Marry my ex, sex with my best friend and kill my first boyfriend (nice boy, but lousy in bed
)
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Disconnected
Disconnected
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bigcountry23
bigcountry23
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Disconnected
Disconnected
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Null
Null
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North_Ranger
North_Ranger
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Docseverin
Docseverin
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Docseverin
Docseverin
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Silver Jelly
Silver Jelly
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phil
phil
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Frankie Williamson
Frankie Williamson
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Null
Null
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Cajungal
Cajungal
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Gusto
Gusto
IT BEGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS
Yep.
Yep.
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MindDetective
MindDetective
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Dave
Dave
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Element 117
Element 117
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Docseverin
Bang howdroll because she's the only one who might be into that.
Kill AMY because she's the only one who might be into that.
Marry sera but for the money. (when you're broke like me everyone is a sugarmama)
Charlie don't surf (aka lovely boner aka his new name), docseverin (ba boosh!) and Tin (whistler)
You know, for equality.[/QUOTE]
I'd kill charlie for his taste in movies, marry doc for the military benefits, and boff myself..because, well, who wouldn't do themselves if they had the opportunity?[/QUOTE]
Well I guess as long as I am the one getting married, the reason doesn't matter, though I would be more inclined if you lied to me and said it was for my looks
Docseverin
Bang howdroll because she's the only one who might be into that.
Kill AMY because she's the only one who might be into that.
Marry sera but for the money. (when you're broke like me everyone is a sugarmama)
Charlie don't surf (aka lovely boner aka his new name), docseverin (ba boosh!) and Tin (whistler)
You know, for equality.[/QUOTE]
I'd kill charlie for his taste in movies, marry doc for the military benefits, and boff myself..because, well, who wouldn't do themselves if they had the opportunity?
[/QUOTE]Well I guess as long as I am the one getting married, the reason doesn't matter, though I would be more inclined if you lied to me and said it was for my looks
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Null
Null
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Cajungal
Cajungal
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HCGLNS
HCGLNS
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Frankie Williamson
Frankie Williamson
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Null
Null
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Wasabi Poptart
Wasabi Poptart
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Cajungal
Cajungal
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Element 117
Element 117
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Dave
Dave
Marry HowDroll, Kill HowDroll, Boff HowDroll.
IN THAT ORDER!!
Is that better? >
IN THAT ORDER!!
Is that better? >
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Officer_Charon
Officer_Charon
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Philosopher B.
Philosopher B.
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Null
Null
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HCGLNS
Omaha is progressive leader in world marriage!
HCGLNS
Marry HowDroll, Kill HowDroll, Boff HowDroll.
IN THAT ORDER!!
Is that better? >
Omaha is progressive leader in world marriage!
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Null
Null
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Philosopher B.
Philosopher B.
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Officer_Charon
Officer_Charon
........ Null's quoting of PhilosopherB came BEFORE PB's post.
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Null
Null
What. The Fuck......... Null's quoting of PhilosopherB came BEFORE PB's post.
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Philosopher B.
Philosopher B.
My posts can move through time and space at will. 
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Null
Null
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Sparhawk
Sparhawk
What's next, the Texas Rangers being good and the Dallas Cowboys sucking the .... Oh $#!*.My posts can move through time and space at will.
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Cajungal
Cajungal
DAVID __middle name__ NIHSEN.Marry HowDroll, Kill HowDroll, Boff HowDroll.
IN THAT ORDER!!
Is that better? >
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Sparhawk
Sparhawk
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Terrik
Terrik
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Null
Null
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North_Ranger
[/QUOTE]
*hugs*
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I thought he was so old, people back then didn't need middle names.
North_Ranger
Oh, thanks
[/QUOTE]*hugs*
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Tiberius, but for most people, it's Turbo.[/QUOTE]
I thought he was so old, people back then didn't need middle names.
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Element 117
[/QUOTE]
oh shut up. You got shego to write an awesome poem for you. All I got was a horse barn cooch.
Element 117
Oh, thanks
[/QUOTE]oh shut up. You got shego to write an awesome poem for you. All I got was a horse barn cooch.
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ThatNickGuy
ThatNickGuy
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Dave
Dave
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Cajungal
Cajungal
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Gusto
Gusto
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Null
Null
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HowDroll
[/QUOTE]
oh shut up. You got shego to write an awesome poem for you. All I got was a horse barn cooch.[/QUOTE]
I hear she's been nominated for the Pulitzer prize. Truly a masterpiece.
So, anyway... how's Mr. Ed been since the last time I saw you?
[/QUOTE]
*hugs*
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I thought he was so old, people back then didn't need middle names.[/QUOTE]
*hugs back*
HowDroll
Oh, thanks
[/QUOTE]oh shut up. You got shego to write an awesome poem for you. All I got was a horse barn cooch.
[/QUOTE]I hear she's been nominated for the Pulitzer prize. Truly a masterpiece.
So, anyway... how's Mr. Ed been since the last time I saw you?
Oh, thanks
[/QUOTE]*hugs*
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Tiberius, but for most people, it's Turbo.[/QUOTE]
I thought he was so old, people back then didn't need middle names.[/QUOTE]
*hugs back*
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North_Ranger
North_Ranger
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Gusto
Gusto
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North_Ranger
I'm actually wearing the shirt Droll got for me, RIGHT NOW.[/QUOTE]
I'm not. Wearing a shirt, that is. Of any kind.
North_Ranger
Whoa. :|
I'm actually wearing the shirt Droll got for me, RIGHT NOW.[/QUOTE]
I'm not. Wearing a shirt, that is. Of any kind.
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Gusto
Gusto
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Adammon
Adammon
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strawman
strawman
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drifter
drifter
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Gusto
Gusto
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Shegokigo
Shegokigo
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Null
Null
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Calleja
Calleja
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Philosopher B.
Philosopher B.
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Officer_Charon
Officer_Charon
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Just Me
Just Me
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Calleja
Calleja
Well then they better take lessons or something.
Problem?
Problem?
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Gusto
He can leave his friends behind...[/QUOTE]
But his friends don't dance[/QUOTE]
Gusto
He can dance if he wants to ...[/QUOTE]
He can leave his friends behind...[/QUOTE]
But his friends don't dance[/QUOTE]
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Null
Null
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Cajungal
Cajungal
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HowDroll
HowDroll
Ah, I'm talking about Mr. Ed-the-horse-who-lives-in-Amy's-vagina. American cultural reference
And life has been good! I wore the shirt out to the grocery store the other night, and the cop who hangs out there to make sure no minors buy booze gave me a delicious look. Many lulz were to be had.
And life has been good! I wore the shirt out to the grocery store the other night, and the cop who hangs out there to make sure no minors buy booze gave me a delicious look. Many lulz were to be had.
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North_Ranger
North_Ranger
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Officer_Charon
Officer_Charon
Being ignorant of the shirt, I cannot state whether or not any looks I can provide would be delicious. Pics could help to remedy this... :eyebrows:Ah, I'm talking about Mr. Ed-the-horse-who-lives-in-Amy's-vagina. American cultural reference
And life has been good! I wore the shirt out to the grocery store the other night, and the cop who hangs out there to make sure no minors buy booze gave me a delicious look. Many lulz were to be had.
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Element 117
Element 117
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Officer_Charon
Officer_Charon
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Bumble the Boy Wonder
Bumble the Boy Wonder
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Philosopher B.
Philosopher B.
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Null
Null