Marry, Boff or Kill

[North_Ranger]

River, Kaylee or Zoe.

Marry Kaylee (I could stand hearing a little more ), schtoink Zoe, Kill River. I'd've boffed River, too, but I think that would've screwed her head even worse

Jessica Rabbit, Betty Boop or April O' Neil.

Marry Jessica (what can I say? She sings, she shoots... and cooks, too. Carrot cake, anyone?), schtoink April (hot but too much hassle with constantly saving her jumper-suited ass) and kill Betty.

Gwyneth Paltrow, Liv Tyler, or Scarlett Johansson.

Marry Scarlett, boff Liv, kill Gwyneth.

Milla Jojovich, Angelina Jolie, and Megan Fox?

Marry Megan, schtoink Angelina, kill Milla.

Angela Merkel, Margaret Thatcher, Helen Thomas.

Only if dead drunk and promised I would never remember or hear of that night again... so irrelevant, really.

Maggie Gyllenhaal, Katie Holmes, Kate Winslet

Ehhhhhh... Marry Maggie, boff Katie (too much crazy baggage), kill Kate.

90's Baywatch Womens edition (Them in the 90's, not today)

Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra. Gena Lee Nolin.

Marry Carmen, stuff Pamela like a Christmas turkey, kill Gena.

Katie Perry, Zoey Dashanuel, Ke$ha Go!

Can't recall 'em...

Starbuck, Boomer, Admiral Xena

Kill Xena, boff Starbuck, marry Boomer - and ask Athena to join in

Death (from Sandman), Black Canary, Harley Quinn?

Marry Canary, boff Quinn, kill Death (haven't seen her). Though I am tempted by the bragging rights that come from basically fucking death.

Sarah Palin, Hilary Clinton, Michelle Obama

Marry Michelle, boff Sarah (with a gag in her mouth and a paper bag over her head), kill Hillary.


Okay... Lemme think now... Let's go Sopranos for a while: Carmela Soprano, Adriana La Cerva, Meadow Soprano.

 

[Element 117]

I'd kill you all, marry each of you, and then fuck you all warm again.

What?

 

[Gusto]

I'd kill you all, marry each of you, and then fuck you all warm again.

What?

D'awwww, shucks.

 

[checkeredhat]

RELEVANT

 

[Shegokigo]

Your first girl/boyfriend, your ex, and your best friend of your sexual preference gender.

 

[bigcountry23]

Patrick Stewart, William Shatner, Scott Bakula

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

Your first girl/boyfriend, your ex, and your best friend of your sexual preference gender.

Marry my best male friend, boff my ex, and kill my first boyfriend

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Patrick Stewart, William Shatner, Scott Bakula

Marry Patrick Stewart, boff Scott Bakula, and then...I would kill...William Shatner.

 

[Cajungal]

Oh, man, Raquel Welch. She's so pretty.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Your first girl/boyfriend, your ex, and your best friend of your sexual preference gender.

Kill my first girlfriend (she was psychotic), boff my ex and marry the best friend.

 

[phil]

Admiral Xena = captain of the pegasus because I can't remember lucy lawlessnessess name on that show. Thorn was it?

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This ones for Calleja

Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Yoko Ono

AHEM

*pushes up his nerd glasses*

Lucy Lawless was a cylon on the series. Admiral Cain was played by Michelle Forbes.

As for the beatles one, Kill them all, piss on their graves and receive a medal for making the world a better place.

 

[Calleja]

This ones for Calleja

Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Yoko Ono

Well, I'm certainly not shagging or marrying Yoko. That's for sure.

 

[phil]

Your first girl/boyfriend, your ex, and your best friend of your sexual preference gender.

This one is tough for me. I'd really like to bang my first girlfriend. That really sounds appealing to me. I'd also really like to bang my best female friend. I could bang one, and marry the other but then I'd have to kill my ex and that strikes me as just unhealthy.

Having a one night stand with my ex would also mess me up because she dumped me and I would just get attached again probably. I could marry her, assuming she somehow just forgot about the guy she left me for etc.

So I could kill my first ex, which would suck because then I can't bang her (and still look at myself in the mirror), and marry my most recent ex and just bang my best friend. It's kind of a compromise I guess. I don't know if I could marry my best female friend and it end up being completely happy though.

I'd probably do that last one.

 

[North_Ranger]

Your first girl/boyfriend, your ex, and your best friend of your sexual preference gender.

Shag my crazy ex, then kill her, marry the best friend (although her fiancé would raise a stink about that).

 

[Morphine]

Your first girl/boyfriend, your ex, and your best friend of your sexual preference gender.

Marry my ex, sex with my best friend and kill my first boyfriend (nice boy, but lousy in bed )

 

[Disconnected]

*Sob*

 

[bigcountry23]

Pirate, Ninja, Zombie

 

[Disconnected]

kill zombie - duh
marry ninja - i would learn ninja skills
boff pirate - drunk fucks are so easy

 

[Null]

Ohh, I thought this was going to be in reference to other forumites. Bullet dodged.

 

[North_Ranger]

Pirate, Ninja, Zombie

Kill the zombie, marry the pirate, boff the ninja (with her ninja sneakness, it'll be easy to catch quickies on the side).

 

[Docseverin]

Kill the Ninja ( my hatred runs deep), Boff the zombie (every hole feels like the first hole you made), and Marry the Pirate (Pirate chicks are hot!)

The next one: Serarealm, .AMY., Howdroll

Yeah I went there, thanks for the idea Null.

 

[Docseverin]

And I killed the thread.

 

[Silver Jelly]

You and your nasty Un-necrophilia...

 

[phil]

Kill the Ninja ( my hatred runs deep), Boff the zombie (every hole feels like the first hole you made), and Marry the Pirate (Pirate chicks are hot!)

The next one: Serarealm, .AMY., Howdroll

Yeah I went there, thanks for the idea Null.

Bang howdroll because she's the only one who might be into that.

Kill AMY because she's the only one who might be into that.

Marry sera but for the money. (when you're broke like me everyone is a sugarmama)



Charlie don't surf (aka lovely boner aka his new name), docseverin (ba boosh!) and Tin (whistler)


You know, for equality.

 

[Frank]

Your first girl/boyfriend, your ex, and your best friend of your sexual preference gender.

As bad as this sounds, kill my best friend of the opposite gender, nail my ex and marry my first girlfriend.

 

[Null]

Kill the Ninja ( my hatred runs deep), Boff the zombie (every hole feels like the first hole you made), and Marry the Pirate (Pirate chicks are hot!)

The next one: Serarealm, .AMY., Howdroll

Yeah I went there, thanks for the idea Null.

Oh what horrors have I wrought...

With those three, I find myself lacking answers. I wouldn't want to kill Sera but I doubt either one of us is interested in the other for marriage or boffing. I guess Howdroll for the boffing...

 

[Cajungal]

Oh, jeepers, here we go.

 

[Gusto]

IT BEGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS

Yep.

 

[MindDetective]

I'll give you guys a less awkward one to consider:

Yoda, Jar Jar, and Chewbacca

 

[Dave]

Serarealm, .AMY., Howdroll

Boff Droll. Tell everyone I killed Sera even though I wouldn't. Marry Amy.

 

[Element 117]

What. The. Fuck.

 

[CynicismKills]

Kill the Ninja ( my hatred runs deep), Boff the zombie (every hole feels like the first hole you made), and Marry the Pirate (Pirate chicks are hot!)

The next one: Serarealm, .AMY., Howdroll

Yeah I went there, thanks for the idea Null.

 

[Docseverin]

Kill the Ninja ( my hatred runs deep), Boff the zombie (every hole feels like the first hole you made), and Marry the Pirate (Pirate chicks are hot!)

The next one: Serarealm, .AMY., Howdroll

Yeah I went there, thanks for the idea Null.

Bang howdroll because she's the only one who might be into that.

Kill AMY because she's the only one who might be into that.

Marry sera but for the money. (when you're broke like me everyone is a sugarmama)



Charlie don't surf (aka lovely boner aka his new name), docseverin (ba boosh!) and Tin (whistler)


You know, for equality.[/QUOTE]


I'd kill charlie for his taste in movies, marry doc for the military benefits, and boff myself..because, well, who wouldn't do themselves if they had the opportunity? [/QUOTE]

Well I guess as long as I am the one getting married, the reason doesn't matter, though I would be more inclined if you lied to me and said it was for my looks

 

[Null]

Serarealm, .AMY., Howdroll

Boff Droll. Tell everyone I killed Sera even though I wouldn't. Marry Amy.[/QUOTE]

I'll steal Turbo's plan here.

Lucy Lawless, Tricia Hilfer, Gabrielle Anwar.

 

[Cajungal]

Don't kill Charlie the Fierce and Lovely Boner, Tin! :'(

 

[HCGLNS]

Marry AMY. Boff Sera. Kill Howdroll.

Marry Yoda, Kill Jar Jar. Boff Chewbacc.

Boff Charlie. Marry docseverin. Kill Tin

Boff Lucy Lawless. Marry Tricia Hilfer. Kill Gabrielle Anwar.


Jill Hennessy, Carey Lowell, Angie Harmon?