ugh, I haven't had a crush on a girl in a while. She's pretty cool though, so I guess it's okay. The thread tag is also accurate.
So there's this girl
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Good luck!
Be calm and be yourself. Make her laugh and be nice...
That was the advice a "Major Player" gave to a friend of mine.
Be calm and be yourself. Make her laugh and be nice...
That was the advice a "Major Player" gave to a friend of mine.
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Jiarn
Read the last three "crush" threads and do the exact opposite of what the original posters did to end up without the girl of their affections.
North_Ranger
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Send her a dead gerbil and a note that says "Unlike this gerbil, my love for you will never die".
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Chazwozel
Make sure you respect her as a woman so much that you completely stay away from her.
I wasn't posting this thread asking for advice really!
Yeah, if you blow it with this girl, your life is over. Totally.
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makare
you'll diie alone
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crono1224
It's your last chance at happiness, don't fuck it up for god sakes.
Yeah, I've met her. We had a mutual friend, and I got her number/contact stuff, and we went to a karaoke competition together to support said friend. We had a really good time and immediately afterwards both wanted to do it again next week. And we've been talking on and off since.
Literally, and with no warning.
Cajungal
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Literally, and with no warning.[/QUOTE]
And then run away, laughing and flapping your arms.
Literally, and with no warning.[/QUOTE]
And then run away, laughing and flapping your arms.[/QUOTE]
In your Kentucky Fried Chicken giant chicken suit.
Just go up to her and tell her you can't stop thinking about all the good food she'll bake you and how clean your house will surely be once she starts cleaning it. That wins women over every time.
Oh, and smack her around a bit. Great for defining the relationship right from the start.
Seriously, good luck, and enjoy that smitten feel :-D
Oh, and smack her around a bit. Great for defining the relationship right from the start.
Seriously, good luck, and enjoy that smitten feel :-D
All this advice is great and all, but unecessary.
You merely have to offer a dowry.
Or, if you're poor, club her on the head and drag her home. But be sure to drag her by the hair, not the legs, or she'll fill up with sand.
You merely have to offer a dowry.
Or, if you're poor, club her on the head and drag her home. But be sure to drag her by the hair, not the legs, or she'll fill up with sand.
I find myself amused at the advice in this thread, and will continue to monitor with interest.
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Philosopher B.
Ask her if she'd like to see your lovely boner!
Look, it's very simple, dude. Here's a sure fire way to win her heart:
You go up to her, give her your best suave smile...
...then promptly drop trou and say "So, how about it?"
I'm totally right, eh ladies?
You go up to her, give her your best suave smile...
...then promptly drop trou and say "So, how about it?"
I'm totally right, eh ladies?
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Wasabi Poptart
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Philosopher B.
I think you're right, but we'd better get the ladies' confirmation.
Sweet! He can add to his collection.
Dude, loan only. Don't bogart it!Sweet! He can add to his collection.
Cajungal
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Either that or just walk up to her and wordlessly take a HUGE whiff of her hair. Then cross your legs and smile creepily.
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