not so serious but I want to rant II: Redemption

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makare

Ok Im home and I went to do my laundry. Lo and behold both the dryer and the washer are full of my sisters laundry. Where is my sister, jail. EVERY TIME she is in jail her laundry is in the washer and dryer. I think she does it on purpose.

The next part of this rant is, there is one man in this house.. ONE MAN and he does not wear underwear of any kind. Why then am I stuck folding 20 pairs of men's boxers? You are a lesbian NOT a man. Goddamn it.
 
IronBrig4

IronBrig4

Today, an eHarmony match I went out with yesterday just dumped me via email. She said she doesn't want to risk juggling a relationship right now because of school. So what was she doing on eHarmony? FML
 
Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

I hate Saturday nights. I work nearly every one of them, and then I have to deal with drunken assholes coming in, staying in the hotel, drinking in the lounge, throwing parties in the hotel, getting mad when we tell them to keep it down, getting aggressive when we threaten to kick them out...

Then I get to deal with all the drunken idiots out when I'm leaving work to get home. Plus they're dressed up tonight for Halloween parties. THEN I COME HOME TO A HOUSE THAT I CLEANED THAT HAS BEEN DIRTIED AND IS FILLED WITH MY BROTHER'S DRUNKEN IDIOT FRIENDS.

And of course I'll have to clean it up tomorrow. Fuck this noise.
 
checkeredhat

checkeredhat

Kids these days don't know how to do Halloween, dammit.

IronBrig4 said:
Today, an eHarmony match I went out with yesterday just dumped me via email. She said she doesn't want to risk juggling a relationship right now because of school. So what was she doing on eHarmony? FML
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I know what you mean. Something similar happened to me two years ago. I got the "I'm not looking for anything like that right now. I can't handle a relationship while in school" rejection from a girl who signed for an online dating thing on facebook right after.
 
Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Damnit girl! I wanted to have coffee with you to have a very belated talk about my feelings for you, and to tell you this current situation can't go on any longer, not to have you give me a present for my birthday (an organizer (is that the word?) with her birthday, the different Marvel comics movies premieres and "this organizer belongs to the almighty controller of time (the doctor) but it's used by Silver Jelly" written on the first page). How am I supposed to act though if you keep softening me like this?

(Just a rant, I know I'm an idiot, don't mind my very immature way of relating to women)
 
figmentPez

figmentPez

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Two of my favorite comic strips ended yesterday. :( I knew that My Cage was stopping, but the ending of Cleats caught me by surprise. I has a sad.
 
Adam

Adam

Silver Jelly said:
Damnit girl! I wanted to have coffee with you to have a very belated talk about my feelings for you, and to tell you this current situation can't go on any longer, not to have you give me a present for my birthday (an organizer (is that the word?) with her birthday, the different Marvel comics movies premieres and "this organizer belongs to the almighty controller of time (the doctor) but it's used by Silver Jelly" written on the first page). How am I supposed to act though if you keep softening me like this?

(Just a rant, I know I'm an idiot, don't mind my very immature way of relating to women)
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Wow, er, she sounds like a keeper? What the heck!?
 
Sparhawk

Sparhawk

figmentPez said:
Two of my favorite comic strips ended yesterday. :( I knew that My Cage was stopping, but the ending of Cleats caught me by surprise. I has a sad.
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No kidding about Cleats, I was looking forward to the annual Monsters vs Aliens games and it got canceled and then *BAM* no more Cleats.
 
Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Adammon;448756][QUOTE=Silver Jelly said:
Damnit girl! I wanted to have coffee with you to have a very belated talk about my feelings for you, and to tell you this current situation can't go on any longer, not to have you give me a present for my birthday (an organizer (is that the word?) with her birthday, the different Marvel comics movies premieres and "this organizer belongs to the almighty controller of time (the doctor) but it's used by Silver Jelly" written on the first page). How am I supposed to act though if you keep softening me like this?

(Just a rant, I know I'm an idiot, don't mind my very immature way of relating to women)
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Wow, er, she sounds like a keeper? What the heck!?[/QUOTE]

The only problem is she's this girl I've been talking about for MONTHS. I feel so pathetic...
 
Adam

Adam

Silver Jelly;448772][QUOTE=Adammon;448756][QUOTE=Silver Jelly said:
Damnit girl! I wanted to have coffee with you to have a very belated talk about my feelings for you, and to tell you this current situation can't go on any longer, not to have you give me a present for my birthday (an organizer (is that the word?) with her birthday, the different Marvel comics movies premieres and "this organizer belongs to the almighty controller of time (the doctor) but it's used by Silver Jelly" written on the first page). How am I supposed to act though if you keep softening me like this?

(Just a rant, I know I'm an idiot, don't mind my very immature way of relating to women)
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Wow, er, she sounds like a keeper? What the heck!?[/QUOTE]

The only problem is she's this girl I've been talking about for MONTHS. I feel so pathetic...[/QUOTE]

Yknow, even if it doesn't work from a romantic standpoint, she sounds like a nifty friend to have...and that's pretty great too.
 
Adam

Adam

So the wife is off to Vancouver for manager's meetings. Of course this is almost exactly 1 year from last time she went to Vancouver...and look how that ended up.

Not sure how I feel. Nervous, apprehensive, angry, sick to my stomach, blah in general. Trust is so fleeting.
 
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makare

I chose to go to dinner and a movie today so I wont have grocery money for the rest of the week. I will be eating rice and potatoes. Im ok with that. The movie was worth it even if the dinner wasnt.
 
Rovewin

Rovewin

Fun Size said:
Don't try to turn it on.
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This. I had my phone fall into a pool for a few seconds so I let it dry for a couple of days and it ended up working for 3 more months. If you do get it working again make sure to get all your contacts and anything else off because you wont know how long it will last.
 
Cajungal

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Fun Size said:
Don't try to turn it on.
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I wasn't going to. I took it apart and put it out on a napkin... not sure if I should've done that. I emailed Dad and mentioned it and he said I should have gotten a smart phone in the first place. Yes, that's a muuuch better choice for my klutzy ass. Kinda thinkin about it tho...
 
Gusto

Gusto

Cajungal;449265][QUOTE=Fun Size said:
Don't try to turn it on.
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I wasn't going to. I took it apart and put it out on a napkin... not sure if I should've done that. I emailed Dad and mentioned it and he said I should have gotten a smart phone in the first place. Yes, that's a muuuch better choice for my klutzy ass. Kinda thinkin about it tho...[/QUOTE]

One time friend of mine was interning at RIM for a semester and they gave her a Blackberry. She wasn't used to it yet, but she would instinctively throw it in her car's cup holder every time she got inside. One time we went to Starbucks and they were all out of cup lids, so we took a few sips before getting in the car. I set my cup down in the cup holder, and *PLUNK!* she dropped her phone right into it.

I was like, "........ummmm...." and she was like, "OH shit."
 
M

makare

I dropped my phone in a toilet. Then I let it sit over night in some rice it worked great the next day.


GRRRR someone told me that turnips taste like radishes and since I love radishes and turnips are ginormous I thought squeee.


well NO THEY DONT! Turnips are awful disgusting things and I am most displeased.


Blech.
 
M

makare

Yes and I think it was Vagabond who told me to do that so Ill give credit where credit is due.
 
M

makare

I hope you get ringworm on your head and a ring of hair falls out and never grows back.
 
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