October Contest Discussion Thread

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Dave

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Since I'm not allowing any discussion on the contest or the prize in that thread, this is where you can talk about it.

And here....we.....go!
 
Is there going to be a humor portion or will all entries be considered against each other? And who will be judging? Work people again?
 

Dave

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I'll be doing the judging the way I did the judging last year.

I take all the entries and put them into an Excel sheet, removing the author's name. Adding a column I put in a random number and then rearrange them from low to high. Then I take them starting at the top by 3 and pick the best of the three. Once I've done that to the entire list I go through and do it again.

I do that until I have about 10 or so, then I shop those around to family and friends & co-workers without names attached. Their votes decide it.

Humorous entries probably won't win, but this year I'll be making a separate category than horror - Other. The winner of that category won't win a prize but will be acknowledged.
 
Sweet. Unfortunately for me (but fortunate for everyone else), I've been busy, so I probably won't get to spam this one like I did last year.


Probably.
 
I just love this contest so much. It kills me that I insist on proper punctuation like spaces after periods. You wouldn't believe how long I tinker with these silly little things.
 
Dave, do you grab the entries as they are posted or will you do so at the end? I edited an earlier entry for grammar but I'm not sure if I should repost it instead.
 

Dave

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Dave, do you grab the entries as they are posted or will you do so at the end? I edited an earlier entry for grammar but I'm not sure if I should repost it instead.
I don't even read the thread until the contest is over. So edit all you want.
 
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so how do you know we arent already discussing the thread inside the thread?
 
Now everyone should discuss off-topic stuff in bite-sized sentences that start off like a story.

...Nevermind, that sounds like more work than is worthwhile.
 
Philosopher B: I'm not sure if I should positive rep you or neg rep you for the 'egg fart' one in the core thread. On the one hand, I laughed...on the other I tried to picture what an egg fart would smell like and now I'm ruined.
 

Dave

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We have a winner!

Here's how the voting was done.

I took each entry and put it into an Excel spreadsheet. I then put a column called Random and put in "=rand()", then ordered the sheet ascending on the random number. Then I isolated them by threes and had people pick their favorites from each triad. Once I got it down to the top 10 I showed them around and had each person tell me their top 3.

Two entries received a vote from EACH PERSON I showed them to! We talked about it and decided which one was the winner. I then went to the entries...and found out that BOTH entries were written by....

MIND DETECTIVE!!!

First place entry:

The live feed buffers then a girl drags her bloody legs across a concrete floor. With a sob I realize no ransom will save my daughter now.

Second place entry:

I'm trapped beneath a once-wall, coughing concrete dust. I hid my deeds too well. My final victim's gray eye dangles, watching as I starve.


So congrats MindDetective!

What does he win? Only this:

 
No fair! He looks into other people's brains and yanks their ideas! ;)

Seriously though, 1st AND 2nd place? Mucho congratulations!
 

fade

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Rigged.

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It looks like MindDetective really

*sunglasses*

psyched them out.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

(did I do it right?)
 
Info sent. Thanks all. I actually got too busy after the first week and thought Fun Size was gonna win again. You guys write some seriously spooky tweets.
 

Dave

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I wrote one and threw it in there. It would have been in the top 3 but I took it out so it didn't win. Damn me and my integrity!
 
Out of curiosity how did my lone pathetic entry fare? ( I am assuming it bombed so don't worry about hurting my feelings)
 

Dave

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Truthfully? I don't know. I'd have to look through the entries. I didn't even look at who wrote what. In fact, I didn't even read them before judging began. I had someone copy them to a spreadsheet so I didn't know who wrote what. Let me look for your entry and I'll let you know.

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Hylian, yours was one of 5 that were disqualified for being over the 140 character limit. Yours was the longest at 171 characters.
 
Truthfully? I don't know. I'd have to look through the entries. I didn't even look at who wrote what. In fact, I didn't even read them before judging began. I had someone copy them to a spreadsheet so I didn't know who wrote what. Let me look for your entry and I'll let you know.

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Hylian, yours was one of 5 that were disqualified for being over the 140 character limit. Yours was the longest at 171 characters.

I must have been tired that day cause I could have sworn I checked that oh well.
 
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