A Zombie just bit you.

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Dave

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I'd have my loved ones put a hockey mask over my face and multiple pairs of mittens on me. Then I can turn and they can keep me around.
 
HCGLNS

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I wonder if you put a zombie in a giant hamster wheel and teased it with food, would it walk forever and in turn solve our energy problems?
 
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HCGLNS has the most interesting answer by faaaar, bumble second
 
strawman

strawman

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
I'd look for the funniest place for my zombie-self to be found and just hide there.

You know, like in an outhouse with my pants around my ankles. Or in a comic book store dressed as batman.

Something like that. Just make sure that I have time to plan that and give the survivors a good laugh before they blow my brains out.
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You probably have enough time to mock up and print out an edition of "Zombie Times" magazine or something. Then sit in the outhouse, and when they come to get you, look up and question, "Brains?"
 
strawman

strawman

Math242 said:
find the nearest nursery. hmmmmmm baby brains
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They're not as good eatin', but imagine if you controlled a horrible undead army of babies! There is nothing you couldn't conquer!

"Wait Mary, I think it's a zombie!"

"Aw, how could such a cute widdle girl be a zomb - YOWCH! It bit me!"
 
Necronic

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Waayyyyyy too many selfless people here. Just making me sick.

First, I would bite my girlfriend when no one was looking and tell everyone a zombie bit her. They would buy me the needed time to start putting as much armor on my head as I possibly could. Then, I would get my group to hold up in some room with me for the night, and tell them I take first watch. Presumably, I will turn while they are all asleep and go to town on them. The next day, we start fresh as a band of zombies.

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strawman

strawman

Necronic said:
Waayyyyyy too many selfless people here. Just making me sick.

First, I would bite my girlfriend when no one was looking and tell everyone a zombie bit her. They would buy me the needed time to start putting as much armor on my head as I possibly could. Then, I would get my group to hold up in some room with me for the night, and tell them I take first watch. Presumably, I will turn while they are all asleep and go to town on them. The next day, we start fresh as a band of zombies.

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You could probably be a bit more subtle and speed up the process. Take your saliva, and inject it into everyone, telling them you found a way to immunize them. They'll all turn much quicker, and as a group of zombies you'll be better off with fewer wounds from biting, leading to quicker disintegration.
 
Fun Size

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Or just go about licking everyone. That would be more fun.

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Ooh, as an added bonus, when you did change, you'd know who tasted best.
 
strawman

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Fun Size said:
Or just go about licking everyone. That would be more fun.

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Ooh, as an added bonus, when you did change, you'd know who tasted best.
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lick lick lick

"Did you just lick me?!"

"What - who, me? Never! Why would I lick you!"

I dunno - you could probably get away with it once or twice, people probably would chalk it up to panic in close spaces, but I can't imagine you'd be able to lick everyone without someone wondering just what you were up to.

"Oohh, hey, is that chocolate on your fingers? Lemme just... " grab... slurp slurp slurp "mmmmm, nummy!"

I suppose it would depend on culture, age, and relationship. I just don't think it would go down very well for a group of americans, but who knows what might be possible in other cultures...
 
Fun Size

Fun Size

See, this is why I make a standard practice of randomly licking people. Then, they're not surprised when I start.
 
Nile

Nile

Volunteer to cook that night, then bleed in everyone's food. Not sure whether or not I'd tell them...

I don't want to be a zombie alone. :(
 
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