Pizza rolls

Pizza Rolls

  • Awesome!

    Votes: 11 61.1%
  • F*** YEAH!

    Votes: 14 77.8%

  • Total voters
    18
Om nom nom nom nom

---------- Post added at 11:33 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:27 PM ----------

Pizza rolls, like M&Ms, run out far to quickly.

:(
 
Send that mob to the lumber yard, I'm with Sparhawk. To me, they are like Hot Pockets. Yeah, I enjoyed the experience while it was happening, but later on I always feel terrible.
 
I always feel like crap during/after eating pizza rolls. I eat healthy most of the time, so having too much garbage makes me feel sick.
 
I cannot vote, as I find "pizza" rolls to be inedible.
all pizza rolls? thats a little broad. do you not like pizza?[/QUOTE]

I like pizza, I like it a lot. But, I admit, I assume this is about the pre-made frozen variety that you see commercials about on television.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I think we need some definitions here. Are we talking about pre-made frozen crap which doesn't deserve to be called "food", or a mom-n-pop pizza shop (or you at home) making fresh calzones?
 
I cannot vote, as I find "pizza" rolls to be inedible.
all pizza rolls? thats a little broad. do you not like pizza?[/QUOTE]

I like pizza, I like it a lot. But, I admit, I assume this is about the pre-made frozen variety that you see commercials about on television.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I think we need some definitions here. Are we talking about pre-made frozen crap which doesn't deserve to be called "food", or a mom-n-pop pizza shop (or you at home) making fresh calzones?[/QUOTE]
I love me some calzones. Some peperoni and green peppers.... ok, now I'm drooling.

There is a big difference between

and
 
I don;t eat pizza rolls all the time but sometimes I just get a strong craving for them. I think it reminds me of my childhood so it's pretty much a comfort food.
 
Damnit now I have an urge to make a spinach and mushroom calzone. I should have never opened this thread.
 
Calzone and pizza rolls are the same thing? Then I've had them. And loved them.

A lot.
That's why I'm asking. Because when someone says "pizza roll", I think calzone, but other people might think of the crappy Hot Pocket-ish microwave things. One is awesome, the other is decidedly not.
 
M

makare

Screw you guys Totinos Pizza rolls are awesome and I am someone who hates Hot Pockets.

Left on my own I would live on Pizza Rolls as long as it was the pepperoni kind.
 
I don't like pizza rolls, as I'm not a latchkey child who was born with no eyes and no tastebuds.
Now I picture each pizza roll to be a tough little pouch of crust filled with tomato paste, spices, imitation cheese, and a child's sadness.

Also: pizza rolls are kind of gross. Sorry.
 
C

Chazwozel

Pizza rolls : the food choice of people who can't cook since 1968.

Totinos anything tastes like ass dipped in cardboard.

---------- Post added at 04:27 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:26 PM ----------

I cannot vote, as I find "pizza" rolls to be inedible.
all pizza rolls? thats a little broad. do you not like pizza?[/QUOTE]

I like pizza, I like it a lot. But, I admit, I assume this is about the pre-made frozen variety that you see commercials about on television.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I think we need some definitions here. Are we talking about pre-made frozen crap which doesn't deserve to be called "food", or a mom-n-pop pizza shop (or you at home) making fresh calzones?[/QUOTE]
I love me some calzones. Some peperoni and green peppers.... ok, now I'm drooling.

There is a big difference between

and
[/QUOTE]

Thanks now I need to make either a stromboli or a calzone when I get home tonight.
 
What Chaz said. Now I can't stop thinking about these awesome calzones I used to make for myself at the restaurant I worked at a little while back. Unfortunately, I don't have what is needed to make one here, ingredients wise, and grocery day is tomorrow. My calzone craving will just have to go unsated until then I'm afraid.
 
I love calzones.

I have actually never had pizza rolls, and I was a latchkey kid. I'd make hot dogs and kraft mac & cheese - well before Easy Mac, mind you - for me and my sister, starting when I was around 10 years old, I think. Or toasted sandwiches.

Actually I think the closest we ever had to pizza rolls were "toaster pizza" which was actually a english muffin with tomato paste, oregano, and a slice of mozzarella on it, cooked in the toaster oven.
 
M

makare

Pizza rolls : the food choice of people who can't cook since 1968.

Totinos anything tastes like ass dipped in cardboard.

---------- Post added at 04:27 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:26 PM ----------

I cannot vote, as I find "pizza" rolls to be inedible.
all pizza rolls? thats a little broad. do you not like pizza?
I like pizza, I like it a lot. But, I admit, I assume this is about the pre-made frozen variety that you see commercials about on television.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I think we need some definitions here. Are we talking about pre-made frozen crap which doesn't deserve to be called "food", or a mom-n-pop pizza shop (or you at home) making fresh calzones?[/QUOTE]
I love me some calzones. Some peperoni and green peppers.... ok, now I'm drooling.

There is a big difference between

and
[/QUOTE]

Thanks now I need to make either a stromboli or a calzone when I get home tonight.[/QUOTE]

On first reading I thought chaz had actually stated an opinion without being an ass for a change and I was somewhat impressed. Of course, I was wrong. Status Quo - maintained.
 
R

rabbitgod

Calzone yes, Pizza rolls no.


Like eschusion I eat healthy all the time so microwavable food never appeals to me.
 
C

Chazwozel

Whatever darlin', you keep enjoying your grease filled cardboard, ass dumplings.
 
C

Chazwozel

Whatever darlin', you keep enjoying your grease filled cardboard, ass dumplings.
I've had donkey dumplings minus the cardboard before, they tasted better than Totinos...

(at least I hope it was donkey.)[/QUOTE]


Pillsbury pizza dough, mozzarella cheese, and some fresh pepperoni. Bam, instant pizza rolls that don't taste like frozen shit.
 
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