Pizza rolls

Pizza Rolls

  • Awesome!

    Votes: 11 61.1%

  • F*** YEAH!

    Votes: 14 77.8%
  • Total voters
    18
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I'm going with Gas and the others here. Almost anything microwaved like that is terrible.

Mini-pizzas, hot pockets (death pockets!), pizza rolls, etc are just raunchy.

I'll make french bread baked pizza if I want something quick and easy that doesn't taste like the underside of a 18-wheeler that just drove 8,000 miles with dead animals caught in the tires.
 
Hylian

Hylian

I usually cook my pizza rolls in the oven so they get crispy. I will cook them in the microwave if I am in a hurry but I think they taste better in the oven.
 
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Chazwozel

Officer_Charon said:
I LIKE Totinos.

However, I will have to try Chaz's "recipe" at some point in the VERY near future. Just bake 'em as usual?
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Yeah man, you get the Pillsbury pizza dough (and no it's not frozen, it's located in the dairy/eggs area of the grocery store). Roll it out, get a cup out and use it to cut circles of dough out. Toss in some cheese and diced up pepperoni, bake at 400 until they're nice and brown on the outside (about ~10 min). 10,000X better than that frozen cardboard shit.
 
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Chazwozel

Shegokigo;451743][QUOTE=Officer_Charon said:
I LIKE Totinos.
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Admitting you like something bad is fine. Claiming that something that's terrible isn't? Not so much.

Ex: I love Chicken McNuggets. Even though they're probably one of the worst fast food products ever created.[/QUOTE]

I'm of the camp that just because something passes as food doesn't make it edible or palatable. Totinos anything (along with Chef Boyardee, Stauffers, Mr. T's, etc..) tastes like processed, frozen foods often do. Bland, tasteless, and full of salt and preservatives. If I was in a survival situation where I had the choice of eating a pine cone or a frozen brand pizza roll, I'd eat the pizza roll, but I'd think long an hard over choosing the pine cone.
 
Krisken

Krisken

Ok, I think we're losing focus here. People who like Totino's pizza rolls can like them. People who don't like them can not like them. It's even ok to share your opinion on these foods. Do we really have to be asses to people who don't share our opinion on these products?

Why does every disagreement on food here have to turn into a dick-fest?
 
Far

Far

Krisken said:
Ok, I think we're losing focus here. People who like Totino's pizza rolls can like them. People who don't like them can not like them. It's even ok to share your opinion on these foods. Do we really have to be asses to people who don't share our opinion on these products?

Why does every disagreement on nearly everything here have to turn into a dick-fest?
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Fixed that for you.
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Staff member
North_Ranger's hierarchy of pizza:
1. Home-made pizza.
2. Italian.
3. Deep-dish.
4. 'Thin' pizza.
5. Pizza bread (=slice of bread with toppings of your own choice, microwaved)
6. Calzone (never had it, but I imagine it would go here at least)
7. Cold home-made pizza.
8. Cold pizza bread.
9. Bolognese sauce on a cracker.
10. Cold bolognese sauce on a cracker.
11. Uncooked pizza dough.
12. Anything pre-made, oven/microwave-ready and store-bought.

That's just the way I roll. I don't really like pre-made pizzas of any kind. But if you do, hey, no skin off my back. De gustibus non est disputandum.
 
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Chazwozel

IronBrig4;452142][QUOTE=Chazwozel said:
Pillsbury pizza dough, mozzarella cheese, and some fresh pepperoni. Bam, instant pizza rolls that don't taste like frozen shit.
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That sounds damn tasty. How long should you bake them, and at which temperature?[/QUOTE]

350 to 400 in the oven until golden brown on the outside. Should be about 15 minutes or so.
 
strawman

strawman

I could use some pizza rolls right now. I've even got a pie tin and a toaster oven here at work so they can be properly cooked.

Yet no pizza rolls are magically appearing.

:(
 
sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I took a huge bag of pizza rolls to my friend's house for the Tuesday Morning Football showing of the Texan's game... they were a hit.
 
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