Gone, But Not Forgotten?

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North_Ranger

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You're too cuddly-looking to be the forum piss ant.
I find saunas, and the people who use them, to be complete kneebiters.

Oh yeah, shit just got real.[/QUOTE]

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I will come for you on the darkest of winter nights, when the light of the moon and stars have died out, when the only light is the barest flicker on fresh snow. Your screams of terror will echo through the night until they are snuffed out, forevermore. They will haunt the dreams of your poor, misbegotten ilk and remind them why they fear the dark.
 
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makare

oh im terribly sorry. how gauche.

and thus poe was anally plundered by a [STRIKE]viking[/STRIKE] klingon
 

North_Ranger

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Still no.

Also, anal plundering? Too Swedish. Also, passé.

I'm thinking of something more horrible, vastly crueler, something sanity-breaking in the Lovecraftian fashion, only worse so.
 
Still no.

Also, anal plundering? Too Swedish. Also, passé.

I'm thinking of something more horrible, vastly crueler, something sanity-breaking in the Lovecraftian fashion, only worse so.
Pfft, I already watch fox news for the lulz. You can't possibly show me anything worse.
 

North_Ranger

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Still no.

Also, anal plundering? Too Swedish. Also, passé.

I'm thinking of something more horrible, vastly crueler, something sanity-breaking in the Lovecraftian fashion, only worse so.
Pfft, I already watch fox news for the lulz. You can't possibly show me anything worse.[/QUOTE]

Polish-dubbed Teletubbies, crappy Disney direct-to-DVD sequels and Uwe Boll movies with commentary on a loop on an HD widescreen while tied down and hung over.

You may start screaming.
 

ElJuski

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I click on Halforums and, what do you know, find the top post wondering where certain people are.

BUT NOT ENOUGH OF YOU ASKED WHERE I AM


>: I

But either way, lulz, Chaz got banned, that gives me a happy.
I knew where you were. You were on AV Club.[/QUOTE]

duh, and hi-fiving Chippy, but he's not here anymore,

therefore I feel I have no purpose.
 
Oh, I'm sure he's watching, waiting, until that special moment where 3 or less words can reduce whomever he quotes to bitter tears.
 
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makare

ElJuski

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Oh, HoboNinja. I hope he got over his shitty music taste phase and moved onto his shitty Chuck Palahniuk reading phase. But then again, MCR just released a new album and I bet he's totally cracked out on that wicked ish.
 

ElJuski

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Or at least boring some high school girl to death

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hot damn I feel like Tina Fey up in this peace what a sick burn
 

doomdragon6

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Threads like this are partially why I don't change my name or avatar beyond giving my dragon a hat accessory.

Not that any of you MISSED ME.

Not that I've GONE ANYWHERE.

..... NYAH.
 
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