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Gone, But Not Forgotten?

#1



Jiarn

So it's about that time, that a few posters have gone missing or possibly under the radar recently and I begin to get curious as to where they've gone and for how long. Anyone know the current whereabouts of:

Callega
Chazwozel
HowDroll
SeraRelm

I know there are a few more but I'm still a bit groggy.....


#2

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Calleja started spending more time on a different site after taking a break from HF.
Chaz got banned for a month.
HD has school.


#3



Jiarn

Chaz got banned, again?


#4

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

What'd he do this time?


#5

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

A-yup.

I hafta admit I miss them :( JCM, Luiza and their cute little spawn, too...


#6

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

I miss the crazy cat lady.


#7

strawman

strawman

What'd he do this time?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess he insulted and/or attacked someone to some extreme degree.


#8

phil

phil

That seems so unlike him though!


#9

LittleSin

LittleSin

Where did El Juski go?


#10

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

He changed his name. He's been posting a lot, actually.


#11

LittleSin

LittleSin

Really? I must not have gotten the memo. :p So what is his new name?


#12

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Gilman Chatsworth.

Who upon investigation hasn't posted since October... so nevermind :/.


#13



makare

I guess he's always with you in spirit.


#14

Jay

Jay

Calleja? Starbucks Milfs IMO.

If Chaz is giving you a hard time odds are you deserve it. Aye, ye can quote me on that.

The other two, I'm sure I saw them around though HowDroll has been in and out the last year at the very least.


#15

figmentPez

figmentPez

It's so hard to tell who is really gone with all the name changing some do. I remember:

charlie dont surf
RollingSamus
Ritz


#16



makare

charlie is still here


#17

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

charlie is still here
More's the bloody pity...


#18



makare

I don't know. I think the forum has been all around very enjoyable lately. Not much fighting (I stay out of the political forum so I don't include that place). so i think the people we've got are doing a-ok.


#19

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

It's so hard to tell who is really gone with all the name changing some do. I remember:

charlie dont surf
RollingSamus
Ritz
Charlie has been the Lovely Boner and now something else. Just look for someone bitching about movies; you'll find Charlie.


#20



makare

It's so hard to tell who is really gone with all the name changing some do. I remember:

charlie dont surf
RollingSamus
Ritz
Charlie has been the Lovely Boner and now something else. Just look for someone bitching about movies; you'll find Charlie.[/QUOTE]

Doesn't that sound like something that would be the last line of a movie? "And the children knew that wherever someone was bitching about movies they would find charlie" *end theme*


#21

Baerdog

Baerdog

The End!



#22

AshburnerX

AshburnerX

I don't know. I think the forum has been all around very enjoyable lately. Not much fighting (I stay out of the political forum so I don't include that place). so i think the people we've got are doing a-ok.
The politics forum is always fine. We all understand that we have different opinions and that any arguments we have about politics STAY in that forum. It's worked pretty well.

As for why the rest of the forums have been conflict free... well, Chaz WAS banned.


#23

Zappit

Zappit

You never really notice when someone's been away awhile here, do ya? We always have to do these threads.


#24



makare

I don't know. I think the forum has been all around very enjoyable lately. Not much fighting (I stay out of the political forum so I don't include that place). so i think the people we've got are doing a-ok.
The politics forum is always fine. We all understand that we have different opinions and that any arguments we have about politics STAY in that forum. It's worked pretty well.

As for why the rest of the forums have been conflict free... well, Chaz WAS banned.[/QUOTE]

I used to love the politics forum but I got tired of the round and round and round about the same stuff. I prefer to not have to constantly argue/debate about stuff. And I admit to loving stupid forum games hehe. Im waiting for the rebirth of the Say Something thread.


#25

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Im waiting for the rebirth of the Say Something thread.
Don't tempt me, woman...


#26



Jiarn

Well I know why some of the more long term members are gone:

Tom, Ritz, RollingSamus, Zen etc.

I was more curious about the people who were posting till about 4-5 months ago. Gonna say though, the ones that have been mentioned so far, are missed.


#27

figmentPez

figmentPez

Well, DarkAngel is busy putting her life together, but she still updates us from time to time.

I wonder what happened to Panda, probably just got bored.


#28



Element 117

waaait. Chaz got banned?

what?


#29



makare

Im waiting for the rebirth of the Say Something thread.
Don't tempt me, woman...[/QUOTE]

Tempt! Tempt!


#30

drifter

drifter

waaait. Chaz got banned? what?
The result of a comment aimed at makare in the Rant thread that crossed the line. Just a bit.

It's funny, I was just thinking about some of the posters that have fallen by the wayside over time. Seems like CynicismKills hasn't been around lately. Null, either. Hope they're doing all right.


#31

Krisken

Krisken

I am always forgetting the people who stop posting.

Except for one person that for some reason really annoyed me.

Here's to you, Mr. Steve, you unforgettable schmuck.


#32



makare

You guys we arent like in the Langoliers or anything are we >.>


#33

Hylian

Hylian

I miss everyone who leaves (well almost everyone) even if it some of them are just gone for a short while :(


#34

Fun Size

Fun Size

I miss Jake. I could always count on him to make the obvious smart ass remarks when I was too busy.


#35

Vagabond

V.Bond

None of these answers are Chippy what is wrong with you people.


#36

evilmike

evilmike

What ever happened to that Krutz guy? I know he changed him name to Tastemaker or something like it, but I don't think he has even posted under that name since the original forum changeover.


#37

GasBandit

GasBandit

It was bad enough when people started juggling avatars like crazy, but now that even full blown NAMES are in flux I can never tell who's who any more so I just treat you all as one great big interchangable legion of assneckery.


#38

Dave

Dave

I miss that Dave guy. He used to be such a fun-loving old coot. Then Minecraft & Cataclysm came out & he disappeared.


#39



makare

I miss that Dave guy. He used to be such a fun-loving old coot. Then Minecraft & Cataclysm came out & he disappeared.
Is that what happened? I heard he and his missus got into bdsm and now she keeps him in the gimp closet.


#40

Baerdog

Baerdog

That's what I heard too.


#41

Fun Size

Fun Size

Actually he tried doing jumping jacks topless and gave himself a concussion in what the authorities described as a "horrific yet strangely amusing hootie incident". He's been in a coma ever since.


#42

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Will Dave ever wake up from his hootie-induced coma? Find out tomorrow, in our next episode entitled:

"Ta-Ta's For Now!"

or

"Thanks For The Mammaries!"


#43

Gusto

Gusto

The Mike
Silvanesti

I was gone once but then I got better.


#44

Fun Size

Fun Size

Will Dave ever wake up from his hootie-induced coma? Find out tomorrow, in our next episode entitled:

"Ta-Ta's For Now!"

or

"Thanks For The Mammaries!"
I totally read this in the voice of the Rocky and Bullwinkle announcer.


#45

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

LOL, oh good Fun Size! I was hoping that someone would read it that way! :)


#46

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Sometimes I wonder how long I'd have to be gone before anyone notices.


#47

Fun Size

Fun Size

Depends. Do you have a cat? They tend to notice once the food dish is empty.


#48

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Depends. Do you have a cat? They tend to notice once the food dish is empty.
But my cat does not post on this thread.


#49

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Will Dave ever wake up from his hootie-induced coma? Find out tomorrow, in our next episode entitled:

"Ta-Ta's For Now!"

or

"Thanks For The Mammaries!"
I totally read this in the voice of the Rocky and Bullwinkle announcer.[/QUOTE]

Does anyone remember The Announcer from the old boards??


#50

jwhouk

jwhouk

Crone and SeraRealm.

Oh, and @ZenMonkey has switch mediums.


#51



makare

This thread is really interesting because it seems that people only identify forum members by their names and not at all by their personalities or what they say.


Verrrrrry interesting.


#52

figmentPez

figmentPez

This thread is really interesting because it seems that people only identify forum members by their names and not at all by their personalities or what they say.


Verrrrrry interesting.
Or we care so much about personalities and what people say that we rarely look at usernames, and thus don't notice changes and absences very well.


#53

drifter

drifter

Yes, it's very interesting that we would identify people by a word that identifies them. ;)


#54



makare

This thread is really interesting because it seems that people only identify forum members by their names and not at all by their personalities or what they say.


Verrrrrry interesting.
Or we care so much about personalities and what people say that we rarely look at usernames, and thus don't notice changes and absences very well.[/QUOTE]

My point was that half the people listed have been here under other names. Do people just like the name and not the person or what? I don't get it.


#55

Krisken

Krisken

I miss the asshole, the verbose guy, the lesbian who was frightened by the amount of attention she garnered, the lady who was broken by the forum after she became a mod, and many others.


#56



makare

If we mean "miss" ONLY as in notice someone is gone......


#57

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

I miss a lot of the people mentioned.

I hope ZenMonkey, the lovable crazy cat lady, will once again grace us with her presence and kitty stories.

I hope Ame will be around more once things settle for her.

Damn, I miss SeraRelm, HowDroll, Jake, Chippy, and a bunch of other people who simply just disappeared.

I don't miss Invader, though. The guy was like a... well, maybe I shouldn't. It would insult all the hemorrhoids in the world.


#58

strawman

strawman

This thread is really interesting because it seems that people only identify forum members by their names and not at all by their personalities or what they say.


Verrrrrry interesting.
Or we care so much about personalities and what people say that we rarely look at usernames, and thus don't notice changes and absences very well.[/QUOTE]

My point was that half the people listed have been here under other names. Do people just like the name and not the person or what? I don't get it.[/QUOTE]

I assume everyone else has superpowers (because I don't like to think of myself as below average) but I cannot tell one person apart from another based solely on their conversational style, unless it's very, very strong. Furthermore, unless I make a special effort to do so, or something really striking embeds the memory in me, I do not remember from one day to the next personal details others reveal about themselves.

I associate people with their name, and loosely with their avatar. If you change your avatar, I'll look at the name and over time I'll make the connection with the new avatar. If you change your name, I will recognize that I recognize you via avatar, but I may or may not connect you with your old self. Change both and I make no connection at all.

So enjoy your super powers, superpower girl.

:'(


#59



Jiarn

Crone and SeraRealm.

Oh, and @ZenMonkey has switch mediums.
Crone still posts weekly.


#60

Hylian

Hylian

Any idea where Bubble181 has been? He signed on yesterday but he hasn't made a post since September.


#61

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Girlfriend, presumably.


#62

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Crone and SeraRealm.

Oh, and @ZenMonkey has switch mediums.
Crone still posts weekly.[/QUOTE]

But she has settled down a bit from her Crone days... now she's much cooler.


#63

Dave

Dave

ZenMonkey has been doing wonderfully on her own.

Truthfully, the only one I worried about was RollingSamus. She was having a rough time of it.We were able to help her out a bit but I wish it had been more.


#64



Element 117

Crone and SeraRealm.

Oh, and @ZenMonkey has switch mediums.
Crone still posts weekly.[/QUOTE]

But she has settled down a bit from her Crone days... now she's much cooler.[/QUOTE]

Hey pal, up your ass with a woodchipper you sad sack of six packs of shit! Eat a horse cock you crab-colony labia lipped circle jerk tissue bound splatterstain! Screw you with a tail pipe of a 1976 Aston Lagonda, right up your brick shittin rear mouth! How do you like them crap apples you cumnugget?


#65

Dave

Dave

Aw yeah. That's the stuff.


#66



Element 117

It takes a lot more blow than it used to to get me worked up like that.


#67

Vagabond

V.Bond

The Lagonda really added a touch of class.


#68



cosplay1

Don't know what this post for. ???????


#69

Baerdog

Baerdog

Wat.


#70

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet



#71

Dave

Dave

Don't know what this post for. ???????
Right now we're trying to figure out if you are a spammer (with the 2 business links in your signature) or if you are a real person with a language barrier.


#72



Element 117

spammer. Durp.


#73



Disconnected

i don't remember anyone


#74



Element 117

i don't remember anyone
and no one remembers you. It's a symmetrical beauty re-

hey look, aluminium!


#75

Dave

Dave

i don't remember anyone
Fat rabbits have almost no long term memory.


#76

PatrThom

PatrThom

Hey pal, up your *** with a *********** you sad sack of six packs of ****! Eat a horse **** you ****-colony ***** lipped circle **** tissue bound *************! ***** you with a **** **** of a 1976 ***** ********, right up your brick ******* rear mouth! How do you like them **** apples you *********?
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Element 117 again.
Aw, ****.

--Patrick


#77



rabbitgod

i don't remember anyone
Fat rabbits have almost no long term memory.[/QUOTE]

I don't like the way you're talking about my children. They're all beautiful.


#78

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Not to mention delicious.


#79

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

i don't remember anyone
Neither does Steinman. He probably doesn't expect anyone to remember that as his name.


#80



makare

i don't remember anyone
Neither does Steinman. He probably doesn't expect anyone to remember that as his name.[/QUOTE]

Heey... Don't ruin this for me. Apparently I alone have the super power of memory!


Holy shit Im the GIVER!!!


#81

Tress

Tress

I'm pretty sure some of the folks mentioned in this thread have just switched names or accounts, and they're still around.


#82

Baerdog

Baerdog

You should probably have read through the thread first. It's been noted.


#83

Tress

Tress

You should probably have read through the thread first. It's been noted.
Sorry, my bad. I somehow missed that.


#84

Krisken

Krisken

You were too busy bursting through chests and fighting Predators. It is understandable.


#85



makare

You should probably have read through the thread first. It's been noted.
Sorry, my bad. I somehow missed that.[/QUOTE]

You must be punished. How would you like it?


#86

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

You should probably have read through the thread first. It's been noted.
Sorry, my bad. I somehow missed that.[/QUOTE]

You must be punished. How would you like it?[/QUOTE]

Your options for dispensing justice are limited. You have no belt.


#87



makare

You should probably have read through the thread first. It's been noted.
Sorry, my bad. I somehow missed that.[/QUOTE]

You must be punished. How would you like it?[/QUOTE]

Your options for dispensing justice are limited. You have no belt.[/QUOTE]

Why? Why are you so mean to me? Im so cute and lovable!


#88

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

You should probably have read through the thread first. It's been noted.
Sorry, my bad. I somehow missed that.[/QUOTE]

You must be punished. How would you like it?[/QUOTE]

Your options for dispensing justice are limited. You have no belt.[/QUOTE]

Why? Why are you so mean to me? Im so cute and lovable![/QUOTE]

Because I am crotchety and bitter.


#89

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

We've seen your pictures with the baby, Charon ol' boy. There ain't a bitter, crotchety bone in your body.


#90

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

heh, he said crotchety bone...


#91

Cajungal

Cajungal

There's a great Viagra commercial in the making here.


#92



JCM

I'm pretty sure some of the folks mentioned in this thread have just switched names or accounts, and they're still around.
They were just my alts and Ive been too busy to post.

Just kidding.


#93

Hylian

Hylian

I'm pretty sure some of the folks mentioned in this thread have just switched names or accounts, and they're still around.
They were just my alts and Ive been too busy to post.

Just kidding.[/QUOTE]


Aren't we all just Dave's alts?


#94



JCM

To tell the truth, it could be true, as the only people I remember from pre-image forums was Julie, Crone and Dave....

I don't know. I think the forum has been all around very enjoyable lately. Not much fighting (I stay out of the political forum so I don't include that place). so i think the people we've got are doing a-ok.
The politics forum is always fine. We all understand that we have different opinions and that any arguments we have about politics STAY in that forum. It's worked pretty well.

As for why the rest of the forums have been conflict free... well, Chaz WAS banned.[/QUOTE]Again?

Anyway, I miss that cute Jupiter gal, the other SOP guys, and even Kurtz and Larsen, I'll never miss Major Khaos and Invader though...


#95

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

I kinda miss invader. We need someone to rally against.

Maybe I'll just start picking random fights, and unite the forums as the new invader.

Hey, hey philosopher b... FUCK YOU

*sits back and waits*


#96

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

You're too cuddly-looking to be the forum piss ant.

---------- Post added at 12:20 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:19 AM ----------

Also, nice to see you again, Forum Jesus. How's the missus and the junior?


#97



makare

I kinda miss invader. We need someone to rally against.

Maybe I'll just start picking random fights, and unite the forums as the new invader.

Hey, hey philosopher b... FUCK YOU

*sits back and waits*
*gropes poe* teehee!


#98

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

You're too cuddly-looking to be the forum piss ant.
I find saunas, and the people who use them, to be complete kneebiters.

Oh yeah, shit just got real.


#99

ElJuski

ElJuski

I click on Halforums and, what do you know, find the top post wondering where certain people are.

BUT NOT ENOUGH OF YOU ASKED WHERE I AM


>: I

But either way, lulz, Chaz got banned, that gives me a happy.


#100

Tress

Tress

I click on Halforums and, what do you know, find the top post wondering where certain people are.

BUT NOT ENOUGH OF YOU ASKED WHERE I AM


>: I

But either way, lulz, Chaz got banned, that gives me a happy.
Who are you?


#101



makare

Some kind of spanish grapefruit.


#102

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

I click on Halforums and, what do you know, find the top post wondering where certain people are.

BUT NOT ENOUGH OF YOU ASKED WHERE I AM


>: I

But either way, lulz, Chaz got banned, that gives me a happy.
I knew where you were. You were on AV Club.


#103

Cajungal

Cajungal

I click on Halforums and, what do you know, find the top post wondering where certain people are.

BUT NOT ENOUGH OF YOU ASKED WHERE I AM


>: I

But either way, lulz, Chaz got banned, that gives me a happy.
JUSKI! :) Hello.


#104

Hylian

Hylian

I click on Halforums and, what do you know, find the top post wondering where certain people are.

BUT NOT ENOUGH OF YOU ASKED WHERE I AM


>: I

But either way, lulz, Chaz got banned, that gives me a happy.

Long time no see :)


#105



Disconnected

that's cause we don't miss you juice boy. we miss your dicker doodles


#106

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

You're too cuddly-looking to be the forum piss ant.
I find saunas, and the people who use them, to be complete kneebiters.

Oh yeah, shit just got real.[/QUOTE]

...

I will come for you on the darkest of winter nights, when the light of the moon and stars have died out, when the only light is the barest flicker on fresh snow. Your screams of terror will echo through the night until they are snuffed out, forevermore. They will haunt the dreams of your poor, misbegotten ilk and remind them why they fear the dark.


#107



makare

and thus poe was anally plundered by a viking.


#108

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

and thus poe was anally plundered by a viking.
Or so he would wish. Remember, we're the people who lived next door to those ale-swigging bastards.


#109



makare

oh im terribly sorry. how gauche.

and thus poe was anally plundered by a [STRIKE]viking[/STRIKE] klingon


#110

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Still no.

Also, anal plundering? Too Swedish. Also, passé.

I'm thinking of something more horrible, vastly crueler, something sanity-breaking in the Lovecraftian fashion, only worse so.


#111

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Still no.

Also, anal plundering? Too Swedish. Also, passé.

I'm thinking of something more horrible, vastly crueler, something sanity-breaking in the Lovecraftian fashion, only worse so.
Pfft, I already watch fox news for the lulz. You can't possibly show me anything worse.


#112

Baerdog

Baerdog

Still no.

Also, anal plundering? Too Swedish. Also, passé.

I'm thinking of something more horrible, vastly crueler, something sanity-breaking in the Lovecraftian fashion, only worse so.
Making him assemble a Nordic-track?


#113



makare

make him come to my house.....

ive been trying for so long :(


#114

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Still no.

Also, anal plundering? Too Swedish. Also, passé.

I'm thinking of something more horrible, vastly crueler, something sanity-breaking in the Lovecraftian fashion, only worse so.
Pfft, I already watch fox news for the lulz. You can't possibly show me anything worse.[/QUOTE]

Polish-dubbed Teletubbies, crappy Disney direct-to-DVD sequels and Uwe Boll movies with commentary on a loop on an HD widescreen while tied down and hung over.

You may start screaming.


#115

ElJuski

ElJuski

I click on Halforums and, what do you know, find the top post wondering where certain people are.

BUT NOT ENOUGH OF YOU ASKED WHERE I AM


>: I

But either way, lulz, Chaz got banned, that gives me a happy.
I knew where you were. You were on AV Club.[/QUOTE]

duh, and hi-fiving Chippy, but he's not here anymore,

therefore I feel I have no purpose.


#116

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Sounds lonely.


#117



Element 117

Still no.

Also, anal plundering? Too Swedish. Also, passé.

I'm thinking of something more horrible, vastly crueler, something sanity-breaking in the Lovecraftian fashion, only worse so.
Pfft, I already watch fox news for the lulz. You can't possibly show me anything worse.[/QUOTE]

got /b/?


#118

ElJuski

ElJuski

Sounds lonely.
KINDA

But there are so many police officers you can yell at.
I guess in the Venn diagram of things I like to things I hate it would be somewhere on there.


#119

Krisken

Krisken

You are indeed.


#120



Element 117

dead. Heart attack to the face.


#121

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

where the hell is Le Quack anyway?
:smug:


#122

Krisken

Krisken

where the hell is Le Quack anyway?
:smug:[/QUOTE]
For some reason that smiley says "Paddy Wagon rape" more than "Smug" in this instance.


#123



Jiarn

It says "Charlie Don't Surf" was here.


#124

Vagabond

V.Bond

I miss Thread Necromancer. Cool guy with shit luck.


#125

ElJuski

ElJuski

still no Chippy...I'm disappointed...


#126

Krisken

Krisken

Oh, I'm sure he's watching, waiting, until that special moment where 3 or less words can reduce whomever he quotes to bitter tears.


#127

ElJuski

ElJuski

Oh, I'm sure he's watching, waiting, until that special moment where 3 or less words can reduce whomever he quotes to bitter tears.
god I miss that


#128

Gusto

Gusto

Oh, I'm sure he's watching, waiting, until that special moment where 3 or less words can reduce whomever he quotes to bitter tears.
god I miss that[/QUOTE]

This reminds me of HoboNinja.

---------- Post added at 06:21 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:21 PM ----------

Also:

i don't remember anyone
I remember you.

All of you.


#129



makare

Oh, I'm sure he's watching, waiting, until that special moment where 3 or less words can reduce whomever he quotes to bitter tears.
god I miss that[/QUOTE]

This reminds me of HoboNinja.

---------- Post added at 06:21 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:21 PM ----------

Also:

i don't remember anyone
I remember you.

All of you.[/QUOTE]

Even the naughtay bits.


#130

ElJuski

ElJuski

Oh, HoboNinja. I hope he got over his shitty music taste phase and moved onto his shitty Chuck Palahniuk reading phase. But then again, MCR just released a new album and I bet he's totally cracked out on that wicked ish.


#131

Krisken

Krisken

Oh yeah, I forgot about that guy!

Maybe he's blogging about it.


#132

ElJuski

ElJuski

Or at least boring some high school girl to death

---------- Post added at 11:48 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:47 PM ----------

hot damn I feel like Tina Fey up in this peace what a sick burn


#133

Gusto

Gusto

hot damn I feel like Tina Fey up in this peace what a sick burn
What the WHAT


#134



makare

Rimjorb!


#135

ElJuski

ElJuski

hot damn I feel like Tina Fey up in this peace what a sick burn
What the WHAT[/QUOTE]



#136

strawman

strawman

hot damn I feel like Tina Fey up in this peace what a sick burn
What the WHAT[/QUOTE]

[/QUOTE]

Fix'd (host doesn't allow hotlinking)


#137

ElJuski

ElJuski

Yeah, that was part of my plan...



#138

strawman

strawman



#139

ElJuski

ElJuski



#140

doomdragon6

doomdragon6

Threads like this are partially why I don't change my name or avatar beyond giving my dragon a hat accessory.

Not that any of you MISSED ME.

Not that I've GONE ANYWHERE.

..... NYAH.


#141

Gusto

Gusto

Threads like this are partially why I don't change my name or avatar beyond giving my dragon a hat accessory.

Not that any of you MISSED ME.

Not that I've GONE ANYWHERE.

..... NYAH.
I miss you every damn Friday-Wednesday.


#142

doomdragon6

doomdragon6

D'aw. Now I'm all teary-eyed.


#143

Dave

Dave

You sent up the Flappy-Hootie Signal?


#144



makare

You sent up the Flappy-Hootie Signal?[/QUOTE]

Puts clamps on your hooties


#145

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Im waiting for the rebirth of the Say Something thread.
Don't tempt me, woman...[/QUOTE]

It has been done.

I miss Thread Necromancer. Cool guy with shit luck.
Glad to see I do go entirely unnoticed around here. Things have been rough, continue to, but slowly I'm working on getting back on my feet. New job, new home, almost everything has changed. I'm trying to poke my head up once in a while but it's been rough finding the time.


#146

Baerdog

Baerdog

You sent up the Flappy-Hootie Signal?[/QUOTE]

Puts clamps on your hooties[/QUOTE]



#147

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Awesome!


#148



Philosopher B.

I kinda miss invader. We need someone to rally against.

Maybe I'll just start picking random fights, and unite the forums as the new invader.

Hey, hey philosopher b... FUCK YOU

*sits back and waits*
Beat me to the white glove, eh, cad?



Pistols at dawn it is, then. Have at thee!

---------- Post added at 01:49 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:48 PM ----------

i don't remember anyone
Neither does Steinman. He probably doesn't expect anyone to remember that as his name.[/QUOTE]

I still think of him as 'Steiny' in my head. :D

---------- Post added at 01:52 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:49 PM ----------

And out of all those absent, I miss Zen Monkey's posting the most. Her blog is great, though.


#149

fade

fade

I haven't been posting much lately for precisely the thing some of you have noted as "good". I like the controversy. If I wanted to drink homogenized milk, I'd go to the grocery store.

*Pours a little out for Chazwozel*


#150



makare

It's not really surprising that the one thing fade "likes" is something that makes other people unhappy.


#151

Krisken

Krisken

I haven't been posting much lately for precisely the thing some of you have noted as "good". I like the controversy. If I wanted to drink homogenized milk, I'd go to the grocery store.

*Pours a little out for Chazwozel*
It's not like he broke forum rules or anything.

Er, wait...


#152

Shakey

Shakey

God damn, now I want some milk.


#153



makare

and cookies? for santa!?


merry christmas!


#154

Dave

Dave

Chaz has done his time and is welcome back any time he pleases.


#155

Shakey

Shakey

and cookies? for santa!?


merry christmas!
No cookies, just milk. Santa has a hangover and needs milk. So thirsty...


#156



makare

Shouldnt you be drinking something that's "got lectrolytes"?


I don't know Ive never had a hangover.


#157

Krisken

Krisken

Electrolytes are what plants crave.


#158

Shakey

Shakey

Screw that. I want milk god damn it!


#159

fade

fade

It's not really surprising that the one thing fade "likes" is something that makes other people unhappy.
Except for the like billion other things I've explicitly noted I've liked, but get discarded from memory because they don't conveniently fit into people's preconceived definition of me.

Also given the content of your post, the quotes around "likes" make it so circular, it's forming a forum black hole.


#160



makare

Screw that. I want milk god damn it!
I heard it does the body good.


And fade my "likes" was meant to reference your title.

Get over yourself buddy and try to have fun for once in your life.


#161

Krisken

Krisken

fade, your title says "I don't like it"

Jesus, lighten up.


#162

Shakey

Shakey

I tried get my employer to buy eggnog for us to drink at work today, but was shot down. Guess I'll have to wait it out.


#163



makare

I have never had eggnog before I really wanted to try it this year. But I was reading that it really isn't good without alcohol and even though I'm willing to try it with alcohol I can't drink it all by myself and both of my parents are in recovery.

So I got nog-denied!


#164

Espy

Espy

Good eggnog, especially of the home made variety is amazing with or without alcohol.

True Story: The first time I remember throwing up was when I was about 4 or 5 and I drank so much eggnog that it, well, made me throw up. I love that stuff :D


#165



makare

Well then I guess I should have asked about it on here but really I didn't want to get into yet another alcohol argument. Some of those rows have been hoed into foxholes at this point.


#166

Tress

Tress

Well then I guess I should have asked about it on here but really I didn't want to get into yet another alcohol argument. Some of those rows have been hoed into foxholes at this point.
You know what I like with my eggnog? Steak.

Discuss.


#167



makare

Well then I guess I should have asked about it on here but really I didn't want to get into yet another alcohol argument. Some of those rows have been hoed into foxholes at this point.
You know what I like with my eggnog? Steak.

Discuss.[/QUOTE]

D:

NOOOOOO


#168

Espy

Espy

Ha!


#169



Chazwozel

I haven't been posting much lately for precisely the thing some of you have noted as "good". I like the controversy. If I wanted to drink homogenized milk, I'd go to the grocery store.

*Pours a little out for Chazwozel*

Don't worry, as long as there are douchebags to spite by my return to the forum, there will always be a Chazwozel. My resolve has never been more clear. I'm going to be 100% more of a dickhead when the need arises? Why? Because I like to picture people pounding away on their keyboard when they realize how full of shit they are.

THE ONLY REASON I'm coming back is because of two days worth of reading the forum to catch up, and seeing makare sashaying around the joint all happy and shit. That just won't do.


#170



Jiarn

Damn good to have you back Chazwozel. -grin-


#171



Chazwozel

Damn good to have you back Chazwozel. -grin-
Hell, I was going to play Mr. Nice Guy too. I created an alt - Kiff to do just that. But then the Mod Squad of forum morons had to play detective and solve the mystery. Good job fuckheads. Good sleuthing.


#172

Krisken

Krisken

Don't know if you noticed, but no one gave it away. Too bad, really. I liked Kiff better.


#173

Dave

Dave

I liked Kiff better.
Why do I find this funny? Aren't they the same guy? Or was it a matter of tone and content?


#174

Krisken

Krisken

Why do I find this funny? Aren't they the same guy? Or was it a matter of tone and content?
A thousand times the part I bolded.

You know that guy who drinks too much at the Christmas party and hits on the boss' wife? That's how Chaz acts as Chazwozel. Reading the Kiff posts I wasn't wishing I had gone to a buffet instead of to the party.


#175



Chazwozel

A thousand times the part I bolded.

You know that guy who drinks too much at the Christmas party and hits on the boss' wife? That's how Chaz acts as Chazwozel. Reading the Kiff posts I wasn't wishing I had gone to a buffet instead of to the party.

Kiff is me. Chazwozel is a persona. Seems like you guys prefer Chazwozel, so that's what you get. Tough titties.


#176

Krisken

Krisken

Seems wrong. I look forward to your future infractions and month long siestas.


#177



Chazwozel

Seems wrong. I look forward to your future infractions and month long siestas.
Don't worry, I'll make sure my posts are all boarderline infraction worthy. You'll be seeing plenty of me.


#178



makare

I knew Kiff was Chaz. Mustn't be that much of a persona.


#179

Dave

Dave

I knew Kiff was Chaz. Mustn't be that much of a persona.
And this, folks, is why we need the ignore function. NEITHER of you can resist twisting the knife.


#180



makare

Shut up Dave what would you know about it. Either be helpful or stay out of it.


#181

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

He is being helpful.


#182

LittleSin

LittleSin

CHAZ!

I missed you! :) I'm so glad to see you back!


#183

Jay

Jay



#184

Dave

Dave

I like that one, Jay! Just as much as :popcorn:


#185



makare

I think we should import all the old smilies from the other forum. There is something about them that I love.

Or maybe it is that hating change thing.


#186

Jay

Jay

Mine has beer.


#187

Krisken

Krisken

I think we need a new one where I blow my head off. I get a feeling I'd use that one a lot.


#188



makare

I like the big eyes I guess is what it is and the simplicity.


#189

Jay

Jay



#190

Dave

Dave

All of the smilies are actually in the database, I just have to add them, which I have to do one at a time. Pain in the butt.


#191

Krisken

Krisken

Take your time, Dave. We know you'll get to it when you get back to work. :p


#192



Chazwozel

I knew Kiff was Chaz. Mustn't be that much of a persona.
Even Dave thinks you're just a royal pain in the ass, so fuck off Large N in Charge.


#193

Krisken

Krisken

Actually, he thinks your both being dicks. Way to take it up a notch.


#194



makare

Chaz why don't you go drink a big ol glass of drano and rid us all of your bullying asshole ways.


#195

Hylian

Hylian



#196

Tress

Tress

This is why we can't have nice things.


#197



Chazwozel

Chaz why don't you go drink a big ol glass of drano and rid us all of your bullying asshole ways.

Why don't you just fucking leave the forum? What exactly do you add around here? I'll post insight towards science oriented topics, and generally have good input into other topics. All you fucking do is get all bent out of shape when someone shows you what a moron you are and post about your mundane, boring existence living in the God forsaken state of South Dakota. You add nothing. I'm the forum asshole? You're the fat chick who whines about her druggie sister, how miserable she is anywhere but home, and about law courses that no one gives two fucks about. You're boring. That's your forum moniker - Boring Fat Whino.

For every one person who doesn't want me around here there are five who do, so fuck off with your made up bullshit. The honest truth is YOU'RE the one no one really wants around - aside from your little IRC posse. I can't tell you how many PM's I've gotten congratulating me on sticking it to you.

If you're not going to leave do me the curtsy of ignoring me because if I have to read any of your nauseating posts about every minuscule piece of bullshit you happen come across in that barren wasteland you live in, I might just vomit.


#198



makare

blah blah blah you're fat blah blah blah.

get over yourself you waste of human life. i get along fine and enjoy myself with pretty much everyone else on the forum. you are just a bully and an asshole. yeah im fat NO ONE CARES BUT YOU. what are you eight fucking years old?

yeah i do rant about the shit that happens in my life in the RANT THREAD. if you have a problem with ranting stay out of that thread. you are the one who keeps bringing shit up in all the other threads.

you are the moron and you are the one who makes people miserable.

I get those congrats PMs too.


#199

Krisken

Krisken

She can't ignore you, it's not available.


#200



Chazwozel

blah blah blah you're fat blah blah blah.

get over yourself you waste of human life. i get along fine and enjoy myself with pretty much everyone else on the forum. you are just a bully and an asshole. yeah im fat NO ONE CARES BUT YOU. what are you eight fucking years old?

yeah i do rant about the shit that happens in my life in the RANT THREAD. if you have a problem with ranting stay out of that thread. you are the one who keeps bringing shit up in all the other threads.

you are the moron and you are the one who makes people miserable.
Which people exactly? You don't count as "people". You seem to be the only one with any major issues with me.


#201

Krisken

Krisken

::Throws up hands and walks away::


#202

Dave

Dave

:facepalm:


#203



makare

All the people who have said how nice it was you were gone. But since you live in lala land i guess you didn't notice them.


#204



Chazwozel

All the people who have said how nice it was you were gone. But since you live in lala land i guess you didn't notice them.
You're the ONLY one who said that. You're like fucking Homer Simpson with an imaginary army behind your back.


#205

Dave

Dave

I'm going to say this and I'm going to say this once:

Shut. Up.

makare - YOU started the sniping. For no reason. Out of the blue. If anyone gets infractions/bans at this point it'll be you as Chaz didn't say word one until you started it. Stop now or have a day or two off.

Chaz - Even though you didn't start it the ice is thinner on your side of the pond. Please refrain if for no other reason than to stop my poor head from hurting.


#206

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

AHEM. Both of you, zip it. NOW.


#207



Chazwozel

AHEM. Both of you, zip it. NOW.
Good to see you, sir.


#208

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Good to see you, sir.
Likewise.


#209

Dave

Dave

If nothing else, Fade will be happy. :D


#210



Biannoshufu

Fade Happy?

Don't you know that means the economy will be in recession for three more months? He's like the groundhog of misery.


#211

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

If nothing else, Fade will be happy. :D
Well that's one.


#212

Krisken

Krisken

I choked on some cookie after reading "groundhog of misery."


#213



Biannoshufu

My bad, yo. but kinda fitting.


#214

Krisken

Krisken

Oh, absolutely worth it. It will make me chuckle all week, I'm sure.


#215

jwhouk

jwhouk

I've never been a big fan of "alts".


#216

Calleja

Calleja

..........

This thread needs more...

SCARLETT!!


#217

Mathias

Mathias

She is single now. <braces for calleja spooge explosion>


#218

Jay

Jay

I don't think Scarlett goes to Starbucks, maybe her assistants do though?


#219

Calleja

Calleja

Dude, I know.

Not only did I read the news as it hit (perk of being reddit addicted), but TONS of people made it their personal mission to let me know. I got Facebook wall posts, tons of Twitter replies and DMs, people I haven't talked to in years were all over MSN "Hey! Your girl is single now! hyuck hyuck!".... I got FIVE different SMSs with the news... some even DAYS later.

I know they're getting divorced, and I'm obviously excited at the idea. Ryan will fall for me soon enough n_n


SCARLETT! I MEAN SCARLETT! Yes, with the boobs and the uh.. SCARLETT!


#220

Baerdog

Baerdog

Don't worry, I've got you covered.



#221

Calleja

Calleja

I mean seriously, I'm as straight as you get... but LOOK AT THAT GUY!


#222



Jiarn

Yeah, he's still got a penis.


#223

Calleja

Calleja

:unibrow:


#224

Baerdog

Baerdog

I mean seriously, I'm as straight as you get... but LOOK AT THAT GUY!
For what it's worth, I thought at least he and Scarlett could have had the world's most beautiful babies.


#225

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

I thought Piloh Sh... I mean, Shiloh Pitt, the Brangelina's baby, has already been predicted to be this in seventeen or so years?


#226

Baerdog

Baerdog

Brad and Angelina can't hold a candle to Ryan and Scarlett.


#227

Calleja

Calleja

Genetics are an unpredictable bitch, though... the result could have been a girl with like ryan's chin and scarlett's ..uhh... ok, anything she could pass to a girl would be gorgeous.


#228

Gusto

Gusto

It could be a girl with Ryan's penis.


#229



Jiarn

Oh I laughed hard.


#230



LordRavage

Laughed for a solid five minutes. Thanks Gusto. :D


#231

Mathias

Mathias

Don't worry, I've got you covered.


Ah the elusive eight pack.

I see this picture and all I think is, "PULL YOUR GODDAMN PANTS UP!"


#232



makare

Nah... lose the pants. aw yeah *drool*


#233

Calleja

Calleja

I'm with makare on this one, look at those iliac crest mark thingies!


#234

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Nice to see you back, Ame ol' chum :) How's life treating you these days?


#235

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Please, tell us more :) Insane is my middle name.

No wait, it's Tapio.

Bugger.


#236

Adam

Adammon

Is Chazhunting some kind of sport, because it seems people just come out of the woodwork to take a shot. Very clever use of colour to be a nuisance though.


#237

Vagabond

Vagabond

I wonder what Computergate is up to nowadays?


#238

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Can't remember the name, but the guy had the Japanese Mario as his avatar. Went down in flames after a multi-platform fight with Zen. Haven't heard from him since.


#239

Calleja

Calleja

M-80. I loved that guy.


#240

Mathias

Mathias

M-80. I loved that guy.
I remember him!
Added at: 19:57
Thanks. Of course it was pretty easy for me to see it was you without even looking at any of your Kiff posts. (I still haven't read any, and most likely never will.) You circumvented a 30-day ban by creating an alt account. What did you think was going to happen? Who is the moron here? (answer: you)

This is also the second (third?) time you did so. If it were completely up to me you would have been permanently removed from the forum. I would do this for everyone who acts like you have and still do. I'm not buying this "Chaz was just a persona" excuse for one second.


Right. Count me as someone who has major issues with you. And you must be fucking blind if you think makare is the only one. I can name 10 people right on top of my head who do and I don't even visit this fucking forum anymore. Do I even need to quote the now ex mod who made that very crude (yet true) statement he did not care for you, nor what you do to this community?


Nice.
:facepalm: Settle down. You're late to the party by like three days. Learn to read a bit before throwing shit into the fan.


#241

Denbrought

Denbrought

I wonder what Computergate is up to nowadays?
I think he logged on the chat briefly a few weeks ago, if I recall correctly. He's alive... But yeah, would love to see more of 'im.


#242

Baerdog

Baerdog

I kinda miss General Fuzzy McBitty. His avatar was better than all of yours.


#243



makare

I kinda miss General Fuzzy McBitty. His avatar was better than all of yours.
I miss him too :(


#244



Computergate

Hey all!
I'm still around, albeit busy as ever. New job, no time for Computergating, not much in the way of anything. Life is life, and c'est la vie. That said, I miss all of you. You guys rock. How is this place, anyway?


#245

Baerdog

Baerdog

It's true, say his name three times in the mirror and he appears.


#246

Vagabond

Vagabond

Momentarily better. I fukkin love you.


#247



Computergate

The board seems to be about the same, oddly enough. With less JCM. And...Chazwozel?

INTERNET HUG


#248

Tress

Tress

Chaz is around, sort of. He's posting under the name Mathias.


#249



Computergate

Whaddabout JCM? Whaddabout him? And Moss? And Calleja? And Ame?


#250

Dave

Dave

Hey all!
I'm still around, albeit busy as ever. New job, no time for Computergating, not much in the way of anything. Life is life, and c'est la vie. That said, I miss all of you. You guys rock. How is this place, anyway?
HOLY FUCK!!!!

Gate! Talk about a happy blast from the past!


#251

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

They be around, just not as much as they use to be.


#252

Dave

Dave

Whaddabout JCM? Whaddabout him? And Moss? And Calleja? And Ame?
JCM is married and has a new baby so he can't be here as much. Moss is around as is Calleja. Ame is here now & again as AmorousEyes. But she's finding herself in possession of a bright, shiny new life and we pale by comparison.

Damn, man. Good to see ya!


#253

Krisken

Krisken

Yeah, you're more likely to see moss on IRC in the afternoon times. He's around though.

Calleja is back again after a hiatus and Ame is around for a little bit until the forums settle down and she'll be off again.


#254



Computergate

HOLY FUCK!!!!

Gate! Talk about a happy blast from the past!
:D :D :D

How ya doin, Dave?
I love the way the forum's gone, btw. I don't know if it's you, but good job, whoever it was!
Added at: 06:32
JCM HAD CHILDREN?
OH DEAR GOD.


#255

Dave

Dave

:D :D :D

How ya doin, Dave?
I love the way the forum's gone, btw. I don't know if it's you, but good job, whoever it was!
Added at: 06:32
JCM HAD CHILDREN?
OH DEAR GOD.
It isn't me. Ame has done more to keep this place going than anyone else.


#256



Computergate

Well, she did a fantastic job. What *actually* changed in the last...three years?


#257

Dave

Dave

2 years. We came over November 2008.

And...not much. Actually, the biggest change started just before Christmas and will really ramp up on January 3 with the start of daily comics on the front page.

Some people left, we got some new people. Sexy Lexxxie showed her ass and we have several (well, two or three) cops on the boards now. So watch yourself, mister!


#258



Computergate

Aha. I don't think I'll stay for long, but who knows? Did you save my car?


#259



Philosopher B.

:D :D :D

How ya doin, Dave?
I love the way the forum's gone, btw. I don't know if it's you, but good job, whoever it was!
Added at: 06:32
JCM HAD CHILDREN?
OH DEAR GOD.
L33tn00b!!!
Added at: 11:49
Also, you may be amused to know the PVP board still technically exists on Image. We actually went over and spammed it with a spate of threads semi-recently, but most of those are gone.


#260

Denbrought

Denbrought

Gaaaaaaaaaateeeeeeeeee :D :D


#261

Gusto

Gusto

Gate. :)


#262



Biannoshufu

Holy shit. it's Gate!

Nice!


#263



Computergate

Aw sheeeeitttt. I feel loved :D
Happy new years everyone!

And so, how long until Scott creates a new forum, for new fans, which splits into a new board after a few years? It's happened twice. But it gives me wonderful nostalgia to know the image board still exists. l33tn00b, the bandit avatar, JCM, locked in epic struggle with The Jannissary. How's that for a blast from the past?


#264

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Such love up in here. *looks around* Am I on the same board?


#265

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Holy crap it's Computergate!!!! long time no see!!! stick around damn it!


#266

Dave

Dave

Such love up in here. *looks around* Am I on the same board?
Fuck off.


:p


#267

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Ah, better. It's not the same without the butthurt. *chuckles wryly*

In all seriousness, y'all are making me want to have read ANY PvP so I could have surfed the old forums and been part of the hilarious hijinks. That may, or MAY NOT have involved meddling kids


#268

Dave

Dave

Those forums aren't even around any more, unless JCM has them still archived. He tended to save EVERYTHING!

The Leaping Lawyer is a good indication of how things were then.


#269

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

The Leaping Lawyer has, with it's apparent inclusion in BlOps, apotheosized to something beyond mere "Meme" status.

All the more reason to have been around, back then


#270

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

I sat here and typed out a ton of things trying to be profound about not looking back and you (and everyone else within our little disfunctional community) are here now and blah blah blah. But I had to erase every one of them because, you know what, I'm not that profound.

So pay no attention to this post.


#271

Gusto

Gusto

I'm only Halfpixelian in origin and yet you have chosen me to RULE OVER YOU WITH uh I mean uh I love you guys. :oops:


#272

Calleja

Calleja

Pfft, I NAMED this place. When Dave dies (*checks his watch worriedly*) all of Halforums' overseas bank accounts and liquid assets default back to me. Then, as the new CEO, I may choose to stay on board or choose a new lackey. I'm thinking Chazwozel would be a fun choice. Whaddya guys think?


#273

Tress

Tress

There's only one problem with your plan... who's Chazwozel?


#274

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Ohburn...


#275

Mathias

Mathias

Can we seriously stop bringing Chazwozel up?


#276



Jiarn

There is no Chazwozel.

That plan is bad and you are bad for thinking of it.


#277

Gusto

Gusto

Why the fuck shit is this thread 9 pages.


#278

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

"Fuckyou, that's how."


#279

Gusto

Gusto

Focus on those who are still with us. :)


#280

Krisken

Krisken

There is no Chazwozel.
Only Zuul!


#281



Totally Not Alt Chaz

Are you the Gatekeeper?


#282

figmentPez

figmentPez

Focus on those who are still with us. :)
"The old wisdom that was borne out of the West was forsaken. Kings made tombs more splendid than the houses of the living and counted the names of their descent dearer than the names of their sons. Childless lords sat in aged halls musing on heraldry or in high, cold towers asking questions of the stars. And so the people of Gondor fell into ruin. The line of Kings failed, the White Tree withered, and the rule of Gondor was given over to lesser men."


#283



Computergate

Pfft, I NAMED this place. When Dave dies (*checks his watch worriedly*) all of Halforums' overseas bank accounts and liquid assets default back to me. Then, as the new CEO, I may choose to stay on board or choose a new lackey. I'm thinking Chazwozel would be a fun choice. Whaddya guys think?
I don't have to be back for ten minutes and I already know what to say.

No.

:D


#284

Dave

Dave

I'm putting my fucking head in a jar. You'll never be rid of me - NEVER!!


#285

Krisken

Krisken

I think I'd pay to keep you going, Dave.


#286

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Just to avoid any confusion:

I used to post under the name ThatNickGuy, had a Superman-related avatar and...

Wait, hang on.


#287

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

Hey guys, whatever happened to that Edrondol guy? He was pretty all right.


#288

Dave

Dave

He was only Edrondol because "Dave" was already taken. But since I was the first one here fuck that other guy!


#289

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

I always liked Dave more than Edrondol, anyway.

Edrondol was a fucking jackass.


#290

strawman

strawman

I'm putting my fucking head in a jar. You'll never be rid of me - NEVER!!
Where are you putting your regular head, cause, quite frankly, that's the one we want running the forums...


#291



Biannoshufu

@ Calliejana I think you need to remember the reasons you recently took a sabbatical from this place. Remember, and relive, in exact detail.


#292

Vagabond

Vagabond

What was the handle of the person that posted reviews of porn games in the nsfw section?

They were aight.


#293

Calleja

Calleja

@ Calliejana I think you need to remember the reasons you recently took a sabbatical from this place. Remember, and relive, in exact detail.
Is that some sort of weird trolling attempt?

Fuck off.


#294

drifter

drifter

What was the handle of the person that posted reviews of porn games in the nsfw section?

They were aight.
Jonjonaug?

Seems like WildSoul hasn't been around for a good bit.


#295



Biannoshufu

Pfft, I NAMED this place. When Dave dies (*checks his watch worriedly*) all of Halforums' overseas bank accounts and liquid assets default back to me. Then, as the new CEO, I may choose to stay on board or choose a new lackey. I'm thinking Chazwozel would be a fun choice. Whaddya guys think?
Is that some sort of weird trolling attempt?

Fuck off.


#296

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Simmer down in here people.

I'm looking at you. Yes. You.
Added at: 12:08
I love all you guys, here and gone.


#297



Jiarn

G'damn. When Biannoshufu's on, she's on.

No lost love for you Calleja, but damn, cookie jar/hand/etc.


#298

Calleja

Calleja

I seriously have no idea what he is even trying to say.


#299

Gusto

Gusto

G'damn. When Biannoshufu's on, she's on.

No lost love for you Calleja, but damn, cookie jar/hand/etc.
Hey, that's MY shtick. ;)


#300

Calleja

Calleja

...I'm lost. What's "the reason I took the sabbatical" according to this Biannoshufu person?
Seriously, no clue.


#301

Dave

Dave

...I'm lost. What's "the reason I took the sabbatical" according to this Biannoshufu person?
Seriously, no clue.
Biannoshufu is Amy. Otherwise known as Element 117, Crone and JCM's Alt.


#302

Gusto

Gusto

Known most HILARIOUSLY as Xiaofang Nuren. :)


#303

Calleja

Calleja

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. Alright, that makes it....

No, nevermind, I still have no clue what she's on about. How do my "sabbatical" and that CEO quip relate? :confused:


#304

Dave

Dave

And I believe it was at a time of unbelievable bile which you had issues with separating. We've grown since then.


Mostly.


#305

Calleja

Calleja

... and that cookie jar thing jiarn was going on about? WTF? I'm thoroughly confused... did you guys decide what was my reason for leaving while I was gone and it has something to do with... CEOs?
Added at: 15:32
And I believe it was at a time of unbelievable bile which you had issues with separating. We've grown since then.


Mostly.
Wha? I had no issues with amy, never have.. she's always been one of the forum people I like. I'm really confused....


#306

Gusto

Gusto

Let it go, Mexico.


#307

Calleja

Calleja

Shut the fuck up, Canada.


#308

Krisken

Krisken

Anywho, I miss a lot of people.


#309



Jiarn

It has to do with the fact that you were trolling Chaz, then you got upset that someone called you a troll. I thought that was the jist of it.


#310

Calleja

Calleja

......wha? How was I trolling Chaz!? I've always loved chaz.. "persona" or not. I was, if anything, "trolling" his haters.

I've ALWAYS been in the Chaz side whenever the forum divides over him. He's one of the few people here I'd let crash in my couch.


#311

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Simmer down, don't make me go all necro in here.

.... wait a minute....
Added at: 13:44
side note: why in the hell does it say "new member" under my AV???
Added at: 13:45
There was no trolling, I can see that. It's all just a little misunderstanding.


#312

Krisken

Krisken

I believe I was one of the people Calleja was upset with when he left. I hold no ill will on it and am glad he's back.

I guess I was a "Chaz h8tr".


#313

Calleja

Calleja

To be honest, there's only one person I remember being upset with, and it wasn't you Krisk. Well, that's not accurate, I was upset with a few, I remember that, but I only remember who one of THOSE was... I forgot the rest. That's why I'm back... I finally stopped caring.

I'm MIGHTILY confused on why you people think I left, though, I suspect what you guys think and what actually happened have few things in common.
Added at: 15:52
Also, I think I should add that I'm missing something myself too.... I just MENTIONED "Chaz" and 5 different people considered it trolling? What the fuck happened while I was gone?


#314

Krisken

Krisken

I thought you left to join the Mexican police force, fighting against the various drug kingpins in an epic battle for superiority of the streets. And Starbucks.

Is this wrong?


#315

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

As I recall Calleja left because he was actually having a hard time with his grandmother passing and people giving him some grief about unrelated things and what he needed was a break. Some space. But we're like the unhealthy addiction we are and he came back to us (hell, I took a break and I'm back again too, even if my break was undesired). For this we smile, we move on and continue to be the one big dysfunctional family we are.

Now don't make me break out the necro stick!


#316



Jiarn

Then I guess the assessment was wrong, just seemed to come across that way.


#317

Krisken

Krisken

My made up story was much more exciting, Necro.


#318

Calleja

Calleja

Why is just mentioning "Chaz" taboo, though? I thought he was still around, albeit with a different username? EVERYONE has different usernames these days ¬¬


#319



Jiarn

Because you said you'd make him your "lackey", hence the misunderstanding of possible trolling.


#320

Adam

Adammon

Mex, I think the joke was that you said you were going to be CEO and come back as Chaz, and then you posted a big "Fuck you" further down the thread, thus suggesting that you'd already come back as Chaz and that we may have to rename this place to Calforums.


#321



Jiarn

Also, it wasn't just a "name" change. He's leaving behind everything that "character" stood for. He's now just "himself" and he wants to be taken at that value.


#322

Krisken

Krisken

I like his new name. Mathias was my grandfather's name.


#323



Disconnected

I did that and ya'll still hate me *sniffle*


#324

tegid

tegid

Holy shit, why does no one explain it to him???

Dude, he is using a different name in an attempt to leave behind the persona (and all the bile and prejudice some people associate with it) and be the person, and he prefers if we don't mention the Chaz. I think he even said that a few pages back (but, of course, you wouldn't know it was him...)


#325



Jiarn

Slow Tegid is slow.


#326

strawman

strawman

I did that and ya'll still hate me *sniffle*
Aw, it's not that we hate you, we just don't care. I wouldn't want you to be sad for the wrong reason, after all. Now go be sad about our uncaring ways.


#327

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

I see this thread going unhappy places. Don't make me use this!!



#328

Krisken

Krisken

Excuse him while he whips that out. :Leyla:


#329

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

side note: why in the hell does it say "new member" under my AV???
That's the default Custom Title.


#330

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

That's the default Custom Title.
Because your member is new...


#331

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

One day, you'll go through puberty, and you'll be able to get a new custom title.


#332



Biannoshufu

You know, I was going to type out a reply clarifying my intent, but damn y'all are too much fun to try to stop.


#333

Calleja

Calleja

Drama is inescapable at the forums of hal, gotcha.


#334



Biannoshufu

Drama is inescapable at the forums of hal, gotcha.
You get what you give, Sackface.


#335

Krisken

Krisken

Remind me to send out chocolate.


#336



Biannoshufu



#337



makare

hehe i love that movie


#338

HowDroll

HowDroll

Fuck you, Chaz.


#339



Biannoshufu

Fuck you, Chaz.
How Dull.


#340

Baerdog

Baerdog

What is this I don't even...


#341

Piotyr

Piotyr

Fuck you, Chaz.
How YOU doing?


#342



Biannoshufu



#343

Piotyr

Piotyr

Too derivative? Or just too stupid?


#344



Biannoshufu



#345

Krisken

Krisken

Jesus, don't get that thing wet and don't feed it after midnight.


#346

Piotyr

Piotyr

Ahh, too ugly and pathetic.


#347

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Fuck you, Chaz.
Welcome back. Stay a while if you can :)


#348



Biannoshufu

Welcome back. Stay a while if you can :)
Look she does have boobs, but for all intents and purposes you will never ever see them, much less touch them. They are boobs non grata, to you. Go outside, and seduce a Renn faire woman who loves large large men.


#349

Krisken

Krisken

Huzzah!



#350

HowDroll

HowDroll

I don't even know who half you people are anymore...

But *hugs* to my favorite Finn. You can ogle me anytime ;)


#351

Piotyr

Piotyr

What's new with you? Hope things are good, and that most of us aren't too creepy or repellant.


#352

Mathias

Mathias

Fuck you, Chaz.
:unibrow: You know you want me, Chaz handle or not.
Added at: 11:50
......wha? How was I trolling Chaz!? I've always loved chaz.. "persona" or not. I was, if anything, "trolling" his haters.

I've ALWAYS been in the Chaz side whenever the forum divides over him. He's one of the few people here I'd let crash in my couch.

I love you too, buddy. I'd let you crash on my couch naked, with your sweet Mexican ass propped up in the air. Owww Right.


#353

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Hey Chaz,

How's the teaching going?


#354



Biannoshufu

white square.....


Also, shut up and get inside my Barn Cootch, Drollface


#355

Krisken

Krisken

Strange, it loads it for me. Imagine a Youtube clip of MST3K from Pod People with a guy saying Huzzah! a lot.


#356



makare

hehe it stinks!!!


#357

Adam

Adammon

I miss Shannow.


#358



Jiarn

He's wandering the Earth, having adventures, like Kaine in Kung Fu.


#359



Biannoshufu

I miss Shannow.
He has about a 3 month orbit. Not as long as it takes for Uranus to spin round, but still.


#360

jwhouk

jwhouk

You get what you give, Sackface.
Remind me why I voted for you in the last election?


#361



Biannoshufu

You voted for me?

weren't you a candidate?


#362

jwhouk

jwhouk

Yes, but I dropped out of the race due to financial problems.


#363



Biannoshufu

that election game was fun. There should be another. I'd vote for Cajungal


#364

Cajungal

Cajungal

An election game? For what?


#365



Biannoshufu

steinman, science rest his soul, held a mock presidential election during 2008. I won, all because of the efforts of Zenmonkey, my Vice Prez.


#366

Cajungal

Cajungal

Ahhh, well congratulations, heheh. I would make a terrible president.


#367



Biannoshufu

Sure, so was I, but the election itself is the fun bit. Just like real politics.


#368

Cajungal

Cajungal

I see, I see. Well then, I promise to lower taxes and give shiny new collars to every puppy.


#369

Krisken

Krisken

What about the kitties, I ask. THINK OF THE KITTIES!


#370

Cajungal

Cajungal

I'm going to beef up their education programs to improve their spelling. Being a meme is just no excuse.


#371

Krisken

Krisken

Ooohh, good platform!


#372

Cajungal

Cajungal

I'm een ur classrum, skoolin ur childrenz.


#373



Biannoshufu

I'm going to beef up their education programs to improve their spelling. Being a meme is just no excuse.
new sig!


#374



Wasabi Poptart

Seems like WildSoul hasn't been around for a good bit.
I haven't been here in a while. The move to Hawaii and my husband's deployment has been - trying- to say the least. Actually I stopped by for three reasons today - I had to ask Amy something (and just found out I probably sent the message to the wrong member name), I wanted to find out if Sammi was ok, and DocSeverin told me about his nifty new title (heh ...throbbing).


#375

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Welcome back, you spicy pastry you.


#376



Biannoshufu

I haven't been here in a while. The move to Hawaii and my husband's deployment has been - trying- to say the least. Actually I stopped by for three reasons today - I had to ask Amy something (and just found out I probably sent the message to the wrong member name), I wanted to find out if Sammi was ok, and DocSeverin told me about his nifty new title (heh ...throbbing).
Amy?
I killed her.
Bwahahaha


#377



Wasabi Poptart

Did you grind her bones and use them in a Christmas fruitcake laced with napalm?


#378



Biannoshufu

ew, no. I feed her to Shego.


#379



Wasabi Poptart

Ah, then it was a happy ending.


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