The Burger King Original Chicken Sandwich is terrible

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I like fast food. It tastes good. The Whopper is tasty. The Big Mac is tasty. McDonalds fries are cracktastically good. I just don't eat it often. I know it's bad for me, so I just plain don't. Maybe once a month. But it's tasty.

Please don't take this personally, anyone here. I find it strange, though, that everyone I meet or hear from says they hate fast food, or go on about how it give you the runs or something. Yet they still make billions in sales. How can that be when nearly everyone I see says it's nasty?
 
I'd say it's mostly time constraints for eating and convenience that steer people to fast food places, even if they think it's nasty and/or gives them the runs.
 
I like fast food. It tastes good. The Whopper is tasty. The Big Mac is tasty. McDonalds fries are cracktastically good. I just don't eat it often. I know it's bad for me, so I just plain don't. Maybe once a month. But it's tasty.

Please don't take this personally, anyone here. I find it strange, though, that everyone I meet or hear from says they hate fast food, or go on about how it give you the runs or something. Yet they still make billions in sales. How can that be when nearly everyone I see says it's nasty?
Because it's easy. I hate fast food. Everything you've mentioned is tasty, in the way that tasty refers to having a taste, and so garbage and shit have flavors though you don't see me ladeling it out of the toilet, and liking the over-salted, so wet they're watery fries of McDonald's is a good reason to question your judgment on any food ever. However, when you're on a six hour road trip and are trying to get some quick food for the kids when there's still three hours to go and it's 10 at night already, you stop and get some fast food, because it's easy. I've bit the bullet and eaten McDonald's when I had to, because it was that or go hungry until we arrived at our destination at 1 or 2 in the morning when you're unlikely to get any food anyway. It's a matter of necessity.

Now apply that to running late several evenings when both parents work, or you're trying to get quick food before you arrive at work, or your shitty job only gives a 15-minute lunch break, or you just can't be arsed to make your food beforehand, or it's the end of the day and you're tired, etc., etc... Life just puts you in a position to eat crap sometimes, even when you don't want to. And it happens to a lot of people, and often.

Then there's the Happy Meal, and my sister and I pushed for that shit again and again even when we couldn't mouth down an entire carton of McDonald's McChickenTurdNuggets, because we wanted that fucking toy, dammit. It's no wonder so many kids in the U.S. are overweight.
 
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whatever man, McDonald's fries are awesome and chicken mcnuggets are even more so.
 
McDonald's fries suck, BK's aren't any better... Arby's has some of the best, but by FAR the best would, again, be 5 Guys or In-N-Out... when you can watch the FryGuy running a spud through a peeler and slicer before dumping them in the Fryolator... THERE'S quality
 
whatever man, McDonald's fries are awesome and chicken mcnuggets are even more so.
Your food comments in the past haven't opined you as much of a food guru yourself. When you eat crap, crap tastes good. When you eat good stuff, crap tastes like crap.

McDonald's continues to be successful because most people eat crap in general.
 
I eat McDonalds maybe 3 times a year in China. If only because it reminds me of home. I live in a place where you can get a healthy and good tasting meal for about $1-$2. McDonalds here still costs around...24RMB for the extra value meal so a little less than $4. I figure why bother.

However I did eat Burger King in Shanghai Pudong Airport and my mouth exploded in awesomeness.
 
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I don't know why people have to be so mean about it. It is just food. Acting like someone is a horrible person because of what they eat is a little extreme. I bet Hitler never at McDonald's. >.>
 

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Why does everyone say it's nasty? For the same reason that people who are literature snobs hide their Twilight books in their mattress--for the same reason movie snobs watch "Dude Where's My Car" alone in the dark with all the doors bolted. It can taste great when you're in the mood for just plain salty greasy food. I'll admit that sometimes it's all I want. But it's not great food in the same way that an enjoyable book might not be well written, technically.

Tl;dr? Not everyone likes admitting they have "guilty pleasures."
 

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See, I have to be careful about what I bring into my parents' home...Dad is huge and love bad food but pretends not to when he's dieting (because it helps him not think about what he misses). Mom is in WW and is always commenting on hy what we're eating is bad. So it's impossible to enjoy a burger without hearing about saturated fat. Totally ruins my meal.
 
The Potato Patch @ Kennywood Park in Pittsburgh is the ultimate expression of French Fry. No others need apply.

And not a one can be had until spring. :(
 
I really don't understand why people are getting so excited. Just because I don't enjoy the food anymore doesn't mean others shouldn't or it isn't good to eat. I know that I'm not judging those who enjoy fast foods.

It seems a little strange to me to assume that I'm being snobbish by stating I don't like fast food anymore.
 
Why does everyone say it's nasty? For the same reason that people who are literature snobs hide their Twilight books in their mattress--for the same reason movie snobs watch "Dude Where's My Car" alone in the dark with all the doors bolted. It can taste great when you're in the mood for just plain salty greasy food. I'll admit that sometimes it's all I want. But it's not great food in the same way that an enjoyable book might not be well written, technically.

Tl;dr? Not everyone likes admitting they have "guilty pleasures."
You're way off. Ignoring the "if someone hates on something, it's because they secretly like it" thing, which is ridiculous, disliking a bad book or bad movie is not the same as with food that is bad for you. Neither a book nor movie that's trash is going to poison your mind, even on a consistent basis, like the toilet reject patties from McDonald's and the like will poison your body.

I know that I'm not judging those who enjoy fast foods.
I am. I judge them. They have failed.

It seems a little strange to me to assume that I'm being snobbish by stating I don't like fast food anymore.
Because to add more twists to this thread, you could posit "people who like something bad know it's bad, so they pretend everyone else secretly likes it to feel better about it."
 
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makare

Yeah I'm definitely getting some McNuggets tomorrow. There is no way around it now.
 

Cajungal

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I'll grant that not everyone who says they hate fast food is huddled over in the dark gobbling down burgers. They DO exist, however, and they mostly fit into the on-again/off-again dieter's club. To answer Fade's "if everyone says they hate it, why do they get so much business" thing, I guess I was really trying to say that knowing that something isn't good for you or isn't that great quality isn't going to stop every person from going there. It's cheap, it's edible, and they don't have to stop their daily errands for long. So, yeah, not always a guilty pleasure, but a convenience that people take advantage of because they haven't eaten since 6 am and their children are screaming. People who go there every now and then might still tell people "I don't eat fast food" because they don't make a point to go there. They don't get excited about buying nuggets and fries. They just end up there and therefore don't lump themselves in with people who do make a point to go there.
 
I like fast food. It tastes good. The Whopper is tasty. The Big Mac is tasty. McDonalds fries are cracktastically good. I just don't eat it often. I know it's bad for me, so I just plain don't. Maybe once a month. But it's tasty.

Please don't take this personally, anyone here. I find it strange, though, that everyone I meet or hear from says they hate fast food, or go on about how it give you the runs or something. Yet they still make billions in sales. How can that be when nearly everyone I see says it's nasty?

Simple, it's because they don't want to look like fat pigs who eat fast food all the time.
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I can't eat oatmeal. It makes me sick and always has. Even the smell of it blech.

And that pisses me off because it is really the cheapest best breakfast food. If I could eat oatmeal it would cut my grocery bill in half because I could eat it for dinner sometimes too. Damn .

When I work at places I have to bring my own lunch I have a lot of trouble. I don't like sandwiches much. I mean I will eat them sometimes but I get sick of them really fast. For a while I was packing a sandwich and it would end up getting thrown away because I would rather just not eat than eat that. Usually I bring raw vegetables like peppers and radishes. I love those things but they are not very filling. Soup is also a good lunch but it is a pain to heat and take with you.

Right now at school I am eating a lot of hummus and crackers. I love hummus. Mmmm. Hummus for lunch and then cottage cheese and soup for dinner. College blows.

Oh geez, if they did a Discovery Channel documentary on me. My primary food would be a sandwich. I loves me some good sammiches.
 
There was a few months there where all I would eat were wheat bread sandwiches filled with various meats, cheeses, alfalfa sprouts, and peppercorn ranch dressing. I might have to revisit that for nostalgia sake.
 
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