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makare
15 inches... that is impressive.
not so serious but I want to rant II: Redemption
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Sounds like someone's prom night.
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makare
Krisken is my Geoff
With the "hooray for vag" sig... Oh my goodness.
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Biannoshufu
i was so happy to be painting today.....
stayed up watching a few zombie flicks..... drawing ......
then I see ravenpoe's manipulation of my art and I'm too freaked out to sleep.
ugh.
stayed up watching a few zombie flicks..... drawing ......
then I see ravenpoe's manipulation of my art and I'm too freaked out to sleep.
ugh.
Krisken is my Geoff
Yet another disappointment. I'll only be plowing maybe 4-6 inches. So unsatisfying.
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Biannoshufu
At least your ankle had adequate ice available?
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wait, what?
Added at: 09:06
you aint kidding.
wait, what?
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Wasabi Poptart
Sounds like someone's prom night?
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Biannoshufu
High five!
figmentPez
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Grrr, stupid vanity sizing in men's pants. Can I just measure my waist and know what size pants to get?! Oh, of course not! Everyone is in denial about how fat they are, so a 34" waist is actually 36" or more.
And the women can just shut up about the issue. I don't want to hear "we've been dealing with that for years." Yeah, you sat back and took absurd sizing, and look what it's gotten us. Now everyone has to deal with this crap.
And the women can just shut up about the issue. I don't want to hear "we've been dealing with that for years." Yeah, you sat back and took absurd sizing, and look what it's gotten us. Now everyone has to deal with this crap.
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makare
I don't think women sizes have anything to do with actual inch measurements anyway.
That's what she said.
So, our third and final trial with our IVF run didn't work. HCG test showed absolutely zero chance of pregnancy (and zero HCG levels). Blah. Back to the drawing board.
Edit: wanking board actually. Guilt-free masturbation for science! WOOO!
Second Edit: Although last time, they provided me "Chubb" as my wank-material. WTF?
Edit: wanking board actually. Guilt-free masturbation for science! WOOO!
Second Edit: Although last time, they provided me "Chubb" as my wank-material. WTF?
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makare
sorry that it didnt work out. What is "Chubb"? I hear that word and I think of either hard ons.. or fish.
And since you said wtf I'm thinking it is fish?
And since you said wtf I'm thinking it is fish?
It's a 'large woman' pornographic magazine with which I wasn't familiar until my experience with them last year.
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makare
Still not as weird as fish would have been.
I would have gotten a good laugh out of that
I would have gotten a good laugh out of that
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i like more cushion for the pushin
The whole experience was weird (As much you don't want to hear about it, hahah)Still not as weird as fish would have been.
I would have gotten a good laugh out of that
You get stuffed into a little room with your little jar. In the room is a sink, a couch and a TV. (On the TV is a biography on Hugh Hefner...very sexy)
The room also contains a window. The window looked into another room in the building. On the window were blinds.
The blinds were on the OTHER side of the window, meaning anyone could just walk by a take a peek
It is more of a "not quite hard on."
That room was where the HOT nurses would wash each other in soapy water. But that's only for those who have the "special" insurance option, which you opted out of, remember?The room also contains a window. The window looked into another room in the building. On the window were blinds.
The blinds were on the OTHER side of the window, meaning anyone could just walk by a take a peek
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makare
The whole experience was weird (As much you don't want to hear about it, hahah)
You get stuffed into a little room with your little jar. In the room is a sink, a couch and a TV. (On the TV is a biography on Hugh Hefner...very sexy)
The room also contains a window. The window looked into another room in the building. On the window were blinds.
The blinds were on the OTHER side of the window, meaning anyone could just walk by a take a peek
Aw *cuddles* poor Adammon. Having to jerk off to fat ladies while potentially be watching by strangers.
That blows really. I bet I could find those places some top notch porn.. I wonder if they would pay me for consulting?
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makare
My self-esteem has gotten ass raped today. Sigh.
On a COMPLETELY unrelated note, my feet look fantastic!
On a COMPLETELY unrelated note, my feet look fantastic!
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makare
No actually I had a really great day. Unfortunately out of that day I had a really extremely bad five minutes and those stupid five minutes have pretty much ruined my great day.
figmentPez
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I got back my allergy test results. I'm allergic to: tomato, apples, cabbage, beet sugar, MSG, hazelnuts, raspberries, tapioca, tamarind, a type of mold and a few different solvents (benzene, phenols and I don't remember what else).
Not really an impossible list to avoid (except when eating out and maybe the mold) but it will be a pain to make another shift in my diet. I'm glad the list doesn't include any of the top ten, and that I'm not allergic to our pets (aside from the mold spores they drag in from outside).
Not really an impossible list to avoid (except when eating out and maybe the mold) but it will be a pain to make another shift in my diet. I'm glad the list doesn't include any of the top ten, and that I'm not allergic to our pets (aside from the mold spores they drag in from outside).
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makare
tomato? thats sad
figmentPez
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I know, and my sister just finished making a big jar of her homemade salsa.
With lots of cilantro...
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makare
If you are just saying she puts cilantro in her salsa as an aside fine but if you are picking on me I hope you develop an allergy to water.
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