Fake Psychologist Dupes Mothers Into Molesting Children

[sixpackshaker]

Looks like Head-On is just wax.

Wha?!?! I too, thought it would at least be unscented Icy-Hot...

 

[Mathias]

Wha?!?! I too, thought it would at least be unscented Icy-Hot...

yeah me too... What a crock of shit, they can't even make propa snake-oil.


So guys... wanna know something cool?

You can totally suck your own dick if you take your head and try to slam it into your crotch...

Totally works...

Totally...

 

[sixpackshaker]

I am hitting the Carmex the next time I have a hangover...

 

[Jiarn]

Burt's Bees man. Feels good man.

 

[Dave]

yeah me too... What a crock of shit, they can't even make propa snake-oil.


So guys... wanna know something cool?

You can totally suck your own dick if you take your head and try to slam it into your crotch...

Totally works...

Totally...

You son of a bitch. Now I have to wear a fucking brace for a week.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Burt's Bees man. Feels good man.

Will it give my lips the bee stung look?

Melanie Griffith, LOOK OUT!

 

[drawn_inward]

This is why I'm a microbiologist. They don't talk back, you don't know how stupid they were, and no matter how pathogenic they were you can rest easy at night because they're dead. And you know they're dead because you put them in the autoclave. It helps to keep tabs.

 

[North_Ranger]

yeah me too... What a crock of shit, they can't even make propa snake-oil.


So guys... wanna know something cool?

You can totally suck your own dick if you take your head and try to slam it into your crotch...

Totally works...

Totally...