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dear penthouse....
I've encountered a similar thing. Some people like an audience.
I've encountered a similar thing. Some people like an audience.
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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At the risk of sounding creepy/crass, you should have turned it into a competition. *evil grin*
Then again, this is coming from a guy who wins "Gay Chicken"
Then again, this is coming from a guy who wins "Gay Chicken"
Huh. Wh..at. I... Huh?
I don't even know what I would do if that happened. I imagine my brain would insist "No. You've misconstrued this, Leigh, get your mind out of the gutter, take another look OH MY GOD YOU WERE RIGHT WHAT WHAT WHAT--" and then my brain would undergo the biological equivalent of a BSOD.
I don't even know what I would do if that happened. I imagine my brain would insist "No. You've misconstrued this, Leigh, get your mind out of the gutter, take another look OH MY GOD YOU WERE RIGHT WHAT WHAT WHAT--" and then my brain would undergo the biological equivalent of a BSOD.
"Help me find my keys, and we'll drive out of here!"
I mean, she nice looking but...man...she had no...no...finesse.See? She needs instruction on the finer points of her finer points!
Added at: 20:28
... Okay, I'ma stop now. *hangs head*
Added at: 20:28
... Okay, I'ma stop now. *hangs head*
Fantastic. I just want to keep liking posts on this topic. You guys are goddamn hilarious.
Cajungal
Staff member
Eek, now I'm imagining some kind of bulky, yet practical, labia piercing. *jingle jingle jingle*
Reminds me of a patdown I had to do, in the absence of a female officer... I was using the back of my hand, just checking for the presence of weapons or anything obviously contraband on a young lady we picked up. I was checking around her beltline to make sure nothing was stashed in it, and she shifted, and I heard a jingle. "Her beltbuckle," I thought...
...then I realised her skirt had no belt... and she had a flush and a small smile going on.
Fastest. Patdown. Ever.
...then I realised her skirt had no belt... and she had a flush and a small smile going on.
Fastest. Patdown. Ever.
Wah! Congrats!
the awesome crap thread.
Creeper....
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Sssssssssss......
Seems vine to me.
figmentPez
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The horror... the horror!
Muppets with People Eyes
Muppets with People Eyes
lol.
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Jiarn
I love that show so so so much. I miss it.
Leo Anthony Gallagher Famous 80's comedian had an apparent yet unconfirmed heart attack on stage last night. Damn I hope he gets better.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_people_gallagher
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_people_gallagher
Cool, that takes a lot of mousing around to finish.
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Jesus, it's like plastic bubble wrap >_>
I can't stop doing it.
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Philosopher B.
I called the jury duty recording and the tinny beeyotch on the other end said that all moffokas serving the wiggidy-week of the foTEENTH can fuck off! Aw yeah bitches. I can lay in Monday. I may feel like a cock in a knot thanks to this cold, but hey, I ain't gotta worry 'bout gassin' my vehicle. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooha.