The North Ranger Paradox! I have solved it!
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makare
Made in America. I am so damn proud.
North_Ranger
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BLASPHEMY!!! BURN THE INFIDEL!!
BLASPHEMY!!! BURN THE INFIDEL!!
North_Ranger
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That shit ain't sauna!
Sauna is supposed to be about relaxing, letting the worries of the day melt away, potentially awesome sex, and generally enjoying a moment of pore-cleansing relaxation.
Not looking like you've just been seeing a clown tailor.
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Sauna is supposed to be about relaxing, letting the worries of the day melt away, potentially awesome sex, and generally enjoying a moment of pore-cleansing relaxation.
Not looking like you've just been seeing a clown tailor.
Added at: 01:37
I can think of one good place they could use this to fill it. It's a place where the sun don't shine - and where this idea likely came from in the first place.
North_Ranger
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That's it, buddy. You just lost your sauna and couch privileges.
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makare
I... don't like saunas. There I said it. Whew. Glad that's out.
North_Ranger
Staff member
That's because you haven't had a proper sauna yet.
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makare
Well it wasnt the pants thats for sure.
But do you like sauna-pants?
North_Ranger
Staff member
Use that word again and I will personally shave you, coat you with honey and throw you on top of a huge anthill.
Yes, THIS anthill.
HCGLNs, you know that I want this
And you know that I need this
I want it bad, these sauna-pants
And you know that I need this
I want it bad, these sauna-pants
North_Ranger
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You dead, furball. You dead.
Warmly.
I am a lover of saunas...though not as much as some others II have encountered in there, as you know.
I keep seeing Sauna suits in health shops...these giant silver suits that make you look like a baked potato. What the hell is the point? Admittedly, I've never been in a genuine steam sauna, only a dry one but....c'mon! I don't want to jog in that thing!
I keep seeing Sauna suits in health shops...these giant silver suits that make you look like a baked potato. What the hell is the point? Admittedly, I've never been in a genuine steam sauna, only a dry one but....c'mon! I don't want to jog in that thing!
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Wasabi Poptart
It sounds like it should be part of a bad pick up line.
Man to a woman at the bar: Are those sauna-pants you're wearing? Cause your ass looks hot!
Man to a woman at the bar: Are those sauna-pants you're wearing? Cause your ass looks hot!
Those suits are designed to deny perspiration and cooling, forcing you to sweat more and more.
So wouldn't that mean you only losing water weight?
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Wasabi Poptart
Not only that, but you can make yourself sick wearing those things because you tend to overheat in them.
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makare
I don't like being hot.
The party would literally be in your pants, then.
There's a party going on right here,
A Celebration to last throughout the year!
Oh, you thought you used water in these things?
Sauna's rule! These pants suck!
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