And yet you're still alive to post. Fascinating. Her powers of the deathly persuasion seem weakened, almost....useless!
Edit: Also, I'm jealous of the amount of facial hair in this thread
Edit: Also, I'm jealous of the amount of facial hair in this thread
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Jiarn
I think it has to do with family love. Either that or she keeps me around to keep paying the rent. I'm sure it's the love thing.... yeah...
North_Ranger
Staff member
I've yet to invest in a decent trimmer; the one attached to my electric shaver sucks balls. But I'll take your advice and see what I can find for a reasonable fee.
Part of the reason why I let it grow so bushy, admittedly, is the fact that as a fat guy I have a bit of extra in the chin department. Plus, I think I look kinda baby-faced without some facial hair.
And yes, the whiskers are a pain in the ass. When I'm eating spaghetti I swear I have a half a mouth of hair with every forkful.
Part of the reason why I let it grow so bushy, admittedly, is the fact that as a fat guy I have a bit of extra in the chin department. Plus, I think I look kinda baby-faced without some facial hair.
And yes, the whiskers are a pain in the ass. When I'm eating spaghetti I swear I have a half a mouth of hair with every forkful.
Yeah, the thing is that a neck beard makes a double chin look worse. Outlining your jaw by trimming the beard will give the illusion of a strong jaw feature, effectively making your face "thin out".
What a cutie~!
No photos from the party uploaded just yet, but here's a couple pictures from late February... haha
Took engagement photos for the roomies because sometimes I like to pretend I'm a photographer with my not-knowing-what-the-hell-I'm-doing and with my little point and shoot cameras (one in each hand! Wahaha...). Anyway, some of them turned out looking okay!
King of the playground!
This is the one we ended up using for Save The Date's. I made it prettier, though. And what a pain in the ass they were to print... the sizing was all off even though I made sure the measurements were right... bah. Worked out lovely in the end though.
No photos from the party uploaded just yet, but here's a couple pictures from late February... haha
Took engagement photos for the roomies because sometimes I like to pretend I'm a photographer with my not-knowing-what-the-hell-I'm-doing and with my little point and shoot cameras (one in each hand! Wahaha...). Anyway, some of them turned out looking okay!King of the playground!
This is the one we ended up using for Save The Date's. I made it prettier, though. And what a pain in the ass they were to print... the sizing was all off even though I made sure the measurements were right... bah. Worked out lovely in the end though.
North_Ranger
Staff member
So THAT's what a donkey show is...?
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In Acupulco, the dirigible in flames, everyone was dead, and he had lost his hat.
I liked that hat
Heh. Well nearly all homes and hotels have western style toilets and I've seen some western style toilets in restaurants. Chinese people think western style public toilets are pretty disgusting. Which is why public toilets are mostly eastern style. According to cracked, eastern style toilets are better for you anyhow. Lawl.
As for the food, to be honest, I think most of the food here is pretty standard fare. Last night my girlfriend cooked breaded eggplant w/garlic, cucumber with some sort of spicy sauce, and a tofu/egg/tomato soup. You CAN find weird stuff if you want it, but on an average day to day basis, I don't really run into it or eat it. However, if you were to visit guangdong, I may have to revise that statement. Plus, the good thing is, in a lot of Chinese cities, western food is plentiful and common. Heck I just went to Hooters last week...
She offered 2RMB, and when I said I was foreign goods and was worth more, she made a rude sound.
Did you ever tell her that at this point we've seen enough of her face that that wouldn't work?
Because it doesn't.
(Unless that wouldn't end well for you.)
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That's hilariously awesome.
As promised... dirty cupcakes! And PB&J sandwiches. Had a lot of fun making the snacks.
Because they're kind of NSFW...
Are the photos showing up?
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Had a lot of fun making the snacks.Because they're kind of NSFW...
Kama Sutra cupcakes are devils food with vanilla filling (rofl).
Small cupcakes are devils food with vanilla frosting and peanut butter frosting. Peanut butter ones went very quickly, and that made me very happy. Must make that frosting again!
Small cupcakes are devils food with vanilla frosting and peanut butter frosting. Peanut butter ones went very quickly, and that made me very happy.
Must make that frosting again!Are the photos showing up?
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To show pics, you need to change the text for the spoiler, like so:
You may need to put quotations around the added text inside the brackets for this to work. Also, I've never tried this with file attachments, so I'm not sure it'll work.
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As promised... dirty cupcakes! And PB&J sandwiches.
Because they're kind of NSFW...
Kama Sutra cupcakes are devils food with vanilla filling (rofl).
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Small cupcakes are devils food with vanilla frosting and peanut butter frosting. Peanut butter ones went very quickly, and that made me very happy.
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Are the photos showing up?
Haha thanks... I'll be uploading to Flickr when I get home today. Posting /fail for me!
Which, of course, is the sign of a good party. As is the donkey and all of the naked people still passed out on the front lawn.
7' tall transvestite at gay bar commenting on stage about the size of my ...package...
Ok, that's not how it ended. That's one of the many eccentricities along the way.
Why am I always doing silly faces in pictures?
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Jiarn
-looks at Jelly's avatar. looks at his new picture post. looks at his avatar again-
No clue.
No clue.
Dave
Staff member
Because that's your face?
Yay funny faces! Why did the DURR Face thread die already? Everyone needs to add more faces!!
So here's cupcake photos again now that I've uploaded to Flickr.
Peanut butter frosting was amazing. They went fast and that makes me happy panda.
These were filled with vanilla pudding.
PB&J sandwiches! The following conversation happened as I was setting them on the plate...
Me: Miiiike?
Mike: Huh?
Me: Is it bad that the penises are all touching?
Mike: Yes. That's very bad.
Me: ...would it be better if the balls were touching?
Mike: I can't believe we're actually having this conversation.
So here's cupcake photos again now that I've uploaded to Flickr.
Peanut butter frosting was amazing. They went fast and that makes me happy panda.
These were filled with vanilla pudding.
PB&J sandwiches! The following conversation happened as I was setting them on the plate...
Me: Miiiike?
Mike: Huh?
Me: Is it bad that the penises are all touching?
Mike: Yes. That's very bad.
Me: ...would it be better if the balls were touching?
Mike: I can't believe we're actually having this conversation.
Damn, can't set start time. Go to 1:18 for the applicable section of the scene. Then watch the whole thing, because it's fucking hilarious.
What's wrooong with my faaace?
Alternate title: Adammon's dirty propositionJust me and my buddy SJ, hanging out, making goofy faces.
I just entered Halforums and BLAM! MIND BLOWN!
