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#1



darkangel6988

Thought it would be cool to start this thread over again. It's always nice to see pics of who we are talking too and their families...but the old one has too many pages to go through.

So Post Away !Maybe we can get this going again! I'll go first ...:)
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#2

Dave

Dave

Tara Lipinsky?!?


#3

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

the resemblance is uncanny



#4



Chazwozel

Tara Lipinsky?!?

That's what I said!


#5



darkangel6988

Well ok thanks lol ! I've heard Mariah Carrey before which makes me vomit in my mouth cuz I can't stand her.....but I could definitly live with Tara Lipinski.


#6

Dave

Dave

I could totally watch you living with Tara Lipinski.

(And I only said what I said because of Chaz's original joke...)


#7



darkangel6988

I could totally watch you living with Tara Lipinski.

(And I only said what I said because of Chaz's original joke...)
POST PICS lol ...this isn't the let's talk about Dark and Tara Lipinski thread !


#8



Chazwozel

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#9



darkangel6988

Ohhhhhhh Chaz ...U make my heart melt lol :) :wub:


#10

Dave

Dave

All right, all right. An oldie but an....oldie.



#11

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler



once upon a time.


#12

Gusto

Gusto

The only picture where I'm sorta well-dressed at all.



#13



Chazwozel

Ohhhhhhh Chaz ...U make my heart melt lol :) :wub:[/QUOTE]

Here you go. Don't fall in love all at once now.






#14



darkangel6988

All right, all right. An oldie but an....oldie.

SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXY :D hehehe


#15

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

^ The more I look at that photo. The tackier is gets. :laugh:


#16

Dave

Dave

I agree.


#17

Gusto

Gusto

The more I look at it the more outdated it gets.


#18



Chazwozel

The more I look at it the more outdated it gets.

It's not really a picture, it's a Renaissance portrait done by Raphael. He and Dave were good buddies back in the day.


#19

Gusto

Gusto

May favourite picture of myself despite being 5-6 years old.



A picture of myself where I AM 5-6 years old.



#20

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

The more I look at it the more outdated it gets.

It's not really a picture, it's a Renaissance portrait done by Raphael. He and Dave were good buddies back in the day.[/QUOTE]

Hahah! I was just gonna post that when the remains of our civilization are unearthed by future anthropologists, this is the photo on which they will judge our culutural worthiness.


#21



darkangel6988

Ohhhhhhh Chaz ...U make my heart melt lol :) :wub:[/QUOTE]

Here you go. Don't fall in love all at once now.


And the wife and one of the younglings


[/QUOTE]

Chaz you have the sweetest face it's almost hard to beleive you can be so evil!
And for the record you have an absolutely beautiful family. Thank you for sharing that ! Beautiful lil one and wife .
I will forever look at you differently now !



#23



Chazwozel

I'm not evil. I'm just hardened and jaded by the insanity of the world.


#24



darkangel6988



#25

General Specific

General Specific

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#26



darkangel6988



#27

Shakey

Shakey

My halloween costume



#28

General Specific

General Specific

You went as a deflated yellow balloon?


#29

Shakey

Shakey

I'm a giant banana.


#30



Philosopher B.

the resemblance is uncanny

Wow. That is uncanny.

- Philosopher B., who hasn't got any pics on hand, but might upload something later.


#31

Gusto

Gusto

I see your :Leyla: face and raise you:



#32

Cajungal

Cajungal

:laugh: 2 of my favorite pictures.

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...wait. Did the other thread get closed? Do we have limits on threads again? Did something illegal or unholy happen in the last thread? It appears to be alive.


#33

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

I don't have a mug :(

But that's nothing photoshop can't handle.


#34



darkangel6988

I see your :Leyla: face and raise you:

[/QUOTE]

I want a coffee mug now lol !

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the resemblance is uncanny

Wow. That is uncanny.

- Philosopher B., who hasn't got any pics on hand, but might upload something later.[/QUOTE]

I don't see it much maybe in the one pic where my hair is slightly similar. But thank you Atleast she's not ugly :)


#35

Cajungal

Cajungal

I wish I'd ordered one. I DO have a couple of shirts, though. My shirt with North Ranger's kickass sketch has a big stain on it now, though. :( Booo.


#36



darkangel6988

I wish I'd ordered one. I DO have a couple of shirts, though. My shirt with North Ranger's kickass sketch has a big stain on it now, though. :( Booo.
awww can we still get them ? I seriously want a mug loL!


#37

Cajungal

Cajungal

You'll have to ask our forum dad.


#38

Dieb

Dieb

I'm a giant banana.
I assume there was someone with a giant spoon nearby?


#39



darkangel6988

Cool I will do that......now I shall attempt to post my babies ...


#40

Cajungal

Cajungal

POST DEM BABIES!

North Ranger, if you're reading, you need to post more sketches! They always cracked me up!


#41



darkangel6988

POST DEM BABIES!

North Ranger, if you're reading, you need to post more sketches! They always cracked me up!
I can't what is a link to shrink pics? I can't remember and my pics are too big!


#42

Hylian

Hylian

Here is a pic of me from Halloween




#43

Cajungal

Cajungal

:clap: That's awesome.


#44

Gusto

Gusto

Me at Halloween this year.



And in 2007.



#45



darkangel6988

My Babies

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More to come later but that's all i had the patience to do right now !

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#46



darkangel6988

ok my last two of the babies ....

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#47



darkangel6988

Um hello are my babies not cute?


#48

Gusto

Gusto

Sorry I'm not an animal person. :(


#49



darkangel6988

Oh Gusto U suck lol.....they are my sweet lil babies hehe!


#50

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

POST DEM BABIES!

North Ranger, if you're reading, you need to post more sketches! They always cracked me up!
Well, since you ask so nicely... Let's see what I have in ze Photobucket. And when I have a moment, I'll see if I can get some more. I actually dug up some old drawings I made for a friend's RPG: demons and other nasty-looking thingies. It'll take a good while to scan all of 'em, and some of them are awfully crappy.

But here's a selection from the current hoard:

Most recent shot of yours truly:


My dad and me giving a thumb-and-a-half up:


Me in the mornings before I get my first cup of tea:


A humble suggestion for getting more lurkers to show up:


My mug shot:


Yours truly a couple of years back in the Turku Medieval Market:


Yours truly in Ireland (Kilkenny, spring '08 to be exact). I wish I could say I was wasted... but I'm not.


LittleSin about to pop:








I seriously forget what this is about... Something about HowDroll, Sarah Palin and the latter's love for goats?


Gift to Shego:





And some fantasy and sci-fi doodles:























#51

figmentPez

figmentPez

Um hello are my babies not cute?
They're darling, as far as dogs go. I'm really more of a cat person, myself.


#52



darkangel6988

Um hello are my babies not cute?
They're darling, as far as dogs go. I'm really more of a cat person, myself.[/QUOTE]

I'm too allergic to kitties sadly :(


#53

figmentPez

figmentPez

I'm too allergic to kitties sadly :(
I'm allergic to dogs. Are you my evil nemesis from an alternate dimensi...

....

Aw crap. I've got a goatee, I must be the evil one.


#54



darkangel6988

I'm too allergic to kitties sadly :(
I'm allergic to dogs. Are you my evil nemesis from an alternate dimensi...

....

Aw crap. I've got a goatee, I must be the evil one.[/QUOTE]

hehehe :) U are lol


#55

Gusto

Gusto

I'm allergic to both. :(


#56

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

I'm not allergic to either, I just grew up with dogs. I have none now that I'm out in Atlanta, but my boy and girls back home:

Sam


Sadie (they're sisters we rescued from a puppy farm)


Tails


Tails again (he's such an attention whore)


Sonic (passed away in April last year, he was my old man. I miss him so much)


Oh. Me and Sonic


And last but not least, me and my awesome gf


#57

bhamv3

bhamv3

Now THAT is cool, because I can recognize lots of people in there.

Though I'm not sure if I'm included in that. Is that me in the top left corner?


#58

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Now THAT is cool, because I can recognize lots of people in there.

Though I'm not sure if I'm included in that. Is that me in the top left corner?[/QUOTE]

You must be... I mean, even I am included in this picture, with my blurry smiley first avatar from when I was still a newbie forumite!


#59



darkangel6988

Now THAT is cool, because I can recognize lots of people in there.

Though I'm not sure if I'm included in that. Is that me in the top left corner?[/QUOTE]

You must be... I mean, even I am included in this picture, with my blurry smiley first avatar from when I was still a newbie forumite![/QUOTE]

That's awesome !!!!!!!!!!!


#60

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

I've been thinking of doing a Halforums 2010 edition of the picture, but there's a couple of things that have stopped me:
1.) It probably won't be as epic as the '09 group picture.
2.) I haven't had the time.
3.) What with the avatar weeks, people have been going through a lot of avatars; and I doubt people would like just a picture full of zombies or owls or sea monkeys...


#61

Jay

Jay

Mmmm, I totally support a 10' edition Mr. Viking face.

As per supporting the DURR face... no one's done it.... in PISA!



#62



darkangel6988

hahaha lol nice pic :p


#63

Baerdog

Baerdog

Now THAT is cool, because I can recognize lots of people in there.

Though I'm not sure if I'm included in that. Is that me in the top left corner?[/QUOTE]

You must be... I mean, even I am included in this picture, with my blurry smiley first avatar from when I was still a newbie forumite![/QUOTE]
Wow, I completely forgot I'd posted enough last year to make it into that sketch.


#64

drifter

drifter

Now THAT is cool, because I can recognize lots of people in there.

Though I'm not sure if I'm included in that. Is that me in the top left corner?[/QUOTE]

I think that's Pojodan.


#65



Kitty Sinatra

I like how I'm poking up from behind Futureking's Caution sign.

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Also: Hello Everybody.



#66

Espy

Espy

OH MY GOSH HE LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT HOLLOW GUY


#67



Kitty Sinatra

Oh crap. The baby's on to me.

*flees to Mexico*


#68

bhamv3

bhamv3

I think that's Pojodan.
Actually, yeah, now that you mention it, it's probably Pojo.


#69

HoboNinja

HoboNinja

Shitty cell phone picture of my girlfriend and me, but it's the only photo I have of the two of us.



#70

phil

phil

This first one is a promo image from our sexy episode

This is what happens when me and my friends are drunk, and the guy on the left decides to play Umbrella by Rihanna

Later, the crime fighting duo White Rice and Cracker fought crime by creating even more crime. It's a complicated system but damnit it gets results.

And finally this is me and my boy Dolla sign H at new years bein' all hard n' gangsta n' shit.


#71

Cajungal

Cajungal

...Grue, that's not at all how I pictured you. Weird.

And thanks, NR. :D


#72



Kitty Sinatra

...Grue, that's not at all how I pictured you. Weird
Do I want to know how you pictured me?


#73

phil

phil

...Grue, that's not at all how I pictured you. Weird
Do I want to know how you pictured me?[/QUOTE]




#74

Cajungal

Cajungal

...Grue, that's not at all how I pictured you. Weird
Do I want to know how you pictured me?[/QUOTE]

It's not bad or anything. I pictured you younger not that I'm saying you look old. You look like someone who might tour with Leon Redbone.

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...Or anyone who owns a trombone and plays it comically.

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Jake says you remind him of John Thomas Griffith from Cowboy Mouth, but I don't see it. He asks if you play guitar.


#75



Kitty Sinatra

I do not play guitar. Or trombone. I should, but I've always seemed to have a hard time getting a decent sound out of any brass.


#76

Cajungal

Cajungal

Aha. Well, at any rate, you still have the wise-crackin' look about you I imagined--just with a different head shape. And a very nice hat.


#77

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Not exactly family pictures... These are all pics of Tegid and Me!











#78

Denbrought

Denbrought

I'm the one with the back to the picture, in both. Probably buying the breasplate on the second picture minus the shoulders, it's a nice fit.





#79

klew

klew

I may be American, but with 4 San Jose Sharks on Team Canada, I felt justified in wearing the following today.





#80

Cajungal

Cajungal

Why not?

Festival fun time from last year:


And one from a recent "kiddie" themed birthday party:


#81

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Seej, can we get those pictures a little bigger? =) I'd love to see the details in the last one in particular.


#82



darkangel6988

Awwwwwww Cajungal your so smiley :) Wonderful pics xo


#83

Cajungal

Cajungal

Seej, can we get those pictures a little bigger? =) I'd love to see the details in the last one in particular.
I think they enlarge if you click on em. But sure, I'll repost em later. In the second one I'm holding a cupcake that I titled "don't eat the yellow snow." It's white frosting, little green frosting trees, and yellow jimmies.

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And yes, thanks, I'm quite smiley. I like showing off those silly dimples down around my chin.


#84

phil

phil

Do the pictures have to be us? I saw this on Digg and thought it was worth sharing. OH WELL HERE GOES NOTHING!



#85

Gusto

Gusto

THAT'S NOT YOU :angry:


#86

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I can see my house in that pic...


#87

phil

phil

THAT'S NOT YOU :angry:
IT COULD BE!

You don't know man! YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!


#88

fade

fade



From last month.


#89

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler



From last month.
You look eerily similar to a fiddle player I know here in town.


#90

General Specific

General Specific

Kurt Cobain?



#91



Iaculus

The iaculus in two flavours - scuzzy and drunk:





#92

fade

fade

I had to fake my death to get away from Courtney. That chick was wacko with a capital Lithium.


#93

Bones

Bones


I love it when a plan comes together!


#94

Dave

Dave

Curt Cobain?



#95



Chazwozel


I love it when a plan comes together!

Dude, I'm so going to shave my head into a mohawk and paste myself into this photo.


#96

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

here's me being classy as hell drinking wine in my Jack Daniels t-shirt

more normal shot from same party


#97

Cajungal

Cajungal

Hey... hey ya know what's even better than a picture? A moving picture. A moving picture that includes well-known movie monologues. :awesome:


#98

gargoyle_eva

gargoyle_eva

Ok, time for my pictures.

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me at my family christmas bbq after a few drinks

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Me about 10 mins after getting my tongue done, just before my 6 hour drive home from the big city

These ones are about 2 years old now.
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Me and my cousin/ god daughter in the limo for our nanna's 60th

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Me and My girl, Before the limo

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Me and my girl in the limo, except this time you can see my ponytail in a plait.

I also have another photo from chistmas, with me in my borat mankini if anbody wants to check it out, although you may have to have some eye bleach handy.

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#99

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

Hey... hey ya know what's even better than a picture? A moving picture. A moving picture that includes well-known movie monologues. :awesome:




#100

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Just found some demon and Nine Hells pictures I made for a friend's homebrew high-fantasy RPG back in ´04.

Man, was I accidentally smoking something back then?


#101



Chazwozel

As far as Jimmy was concerned with Tommy being made, it was like we were all ... I'm an average nobody... get to live the rest of my life like a schnook

Thanks for fucking that up!


#102

Dave

Dave

wut?


#103



Chazwozel

Charlie. He fucked up the greatest movie quote of all time!




OF ALL TIIIIMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


#104

Cajungal

Cajungal

Mountain Dew Code Red for a Mister Boner? Got a Code Red over here! DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?!

Heheh, sorry. Nice job memorizing. How many times have you watches those movies??


#105

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

Mountain Dew Code Red for a Mister Boner? Got a Code Red over here! DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?!

Heheh, sorry. Nice job memorizing. How many times have you watches those movies??
I don't want to spoil the magic, but my laptop was being held off camera right in front of me to read it


#106

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Code Red is easily my favorite 'soda' with a second being a distant second.

My GF laughed her ass off during "Zombieland" when the kid was playing WoW and drinking it. "haha! That's you babe!"


#107

Cajungal

Cajungal

Mountain Dew Code Red for a Mister Boner? Got a Code Red over here! DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?!

Heheh, sorry. Nice job memorizing. How many times have you watches those movies??
I don't want to spoil the magic, but my laptop was being held off camera right in front of me to read it[/QUOTE]

I'm immediately unimpressed. :humph:


#108

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

Mountain Dew Code Red for a Mister Boner? Got a Code Red over here! DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?!

Heheh, sorry. Nice job memorizing. How many times have you watches those movies??
I don't want to spoil the magic, but my laptop was being held off camera right in front of me to read it[/QUOTE]

I'm immediately unimpressed. :humph:[/QUOTE]

I am not an actor :(


#109

Gusto

Gusto

But you are a character.

:awesome:


#110

Cajungal

Cajungal

D'awww, I kid, I kid, young Charles. Sorry, Boner, you'll always be "young charles."


#111

Gusto

Gusto

He'll always be Chucky D to me. :)


#112

fade

fade

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#113



Andromache



2 outer glows later


#114

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

"The Force is strong with this one."


#115

Calleja

Calleja

The only pic I took with my cellphone on Cancun:

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#116

fade

fade

Bogey and Bergman?


#117

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

"We'll always have Cancun"?


#118

Shannow

Shannow

NYC late night last night...couch on the street...had to rest my legs from all the earth wandering

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#119



darkangel6988

That's Awesome Shannow ! :D


#120

fade

fade

FEET OFF THE COUCH.


#121

Gusto

Gusto

FUCK YO COUCH

BUY ANOTHER ONE YA RICH MOTHAFUCKER


#122

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

St. Paddy's day gig at San Martino Winery




#123



Andromache



for some reason, everything looks better when you add lightsabers to them. At least when drunk. I'm sorry tin, it's a sickness I have.


#124

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

Tin... fellating what appears to be a double ended dildo....

I shall be in my bunk.


#125

Null

Null

I keep thinking about posting to this thread, but most of you already know what I look like, and I think that's punishment enough.


#126



Andromache

post to the thread. Hold something lightsaber shaped!


#127



joemc72

I keep thinking about posting to this thread, but most of you already know what I look like, and I think that's punishment enough.
Well, you are pretty terrifying looking. :)


#128



Andromache

JOE! HI JOE! *runs away giggling*


#129



joemc72

JOE! HI JOE! *runs away giggling*
Hey you. How's tricks?


#130



Andromache

payin', layin', or slayin?


#131



joemc72

payin', layin', or slayin?
Well, hopefully they've all been profitable and/or fulfilling.


#132



Andromache

fufillin? dig that, lime cat.


#133

Null

Null

Well, it's not exactly a lightsaber...


#134



joemc72

Not bad at all!


#135



Andromache



yeah, what?


#136

Denbrought

Denbrought

Here, have some lightsaber-shaped stuff.



#137



Andromache



i was going to do the trees, but...


#138

Calleja

Calleja

He's actually run the guy through in the lightsaber version!! Oh man, that's awesomeness incarnate right there.


#139

Null

Null

Well, that would explain those burns... And as for a real picture, if there's really any need for it, I'll post a new one when I look something approaching decent.


#140

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

bandwagon jump engaged!!

Conviently I took my kids the the Emerald City Comicon today (three years running to go see the Darth) and have this little nugget I can share.



Sorry Crone, had to do the lightsaber myself on this one though mine's not quite as good as yours.


#141



Andromache



#142

Null

Null

Lightsabers make everything better.


#143

Calleja

Calleja

I'm sorry, but you're kids are taking on both Darth Vader AND Boba Fett at the same time!?

Those are some bad ass kids.


#144

Null

Null

So, I obviously need a haircut.



I haven't gotten any better looking.



#145



Chazwozel

NYC late night last night...couch on the street...had to rest my legs from all the earth wandering

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You're covering up all the love stains!


#146

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Lightsabers make everything better.
Just yesterday, I added my first lightsaber effects to a picture. It was invigorating.


#147

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Tin... fellating what appears to be a double ended dildo....

I shall be in my bunk.
Is it sad that this is the first thing I thought of, too?


#148

fade

fade

Ha, thanks crone. You should hear my daughter. She makes the sound effect, hits me with it and yells CHOP! I cracked up.

Also, here's one my brother and I whipped up in AfterEffects about 6 years ago. Please ignore the shirt tucked into shorts thing. I did it to simplify the keyframing.



#149

Dave

Dave

You fight like they did in the original Star Wars.

And Those kind of shorts I tuck my shirt into all the time. It just looks nicer.


#150

Shannow

Shannow

rofl


#151

fade

fade

You fight like they did in the original Star Wars.

And Those kind of shorts I tuck my shirt into all the time. It just looks nicer.
Well you are old. Your kind thinks that the waistband doubles as an underwire man-bra.


#152

Dave

Dave

Those are long jean shorts! Tuck in your shirt and put on a belt and you look fine.

And no, I don't wear knee-high tube socks with them.


#153

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Black socks with sandals kinda guy, eh?


#154

Dave

Dave

Damn! You saw the pictures?

(How did I miss that that would be next?)


#155

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

(Apology in advance, our digital camera was NOT charged *glares at the sleeping form behind her* so all our pictures were done by cellphone:

So had a nice little mini-vacation to a nearby port town:
Did a bit of shopping:

Scorpion Earrings!

Found a great DragonBall hat with just a picture of Shenron and the japanese spelling for DragonBall. (which sadly I cannot find a picture of online and we didn't take one on the phone)

After shopping, we decided to eat on the bay. Some fantastic seafood was had let me tell you. Coconut Shrimp, Steamed Snow Crab, Peel and Eat Shrimp and some great roast potatoes.

Totally busted making a "fishface" while decideding.

On the way out, I couldn't resist:

Adding to the hat collection!


and a shirt that our waitress was wearing that I just HAD to have.

Finished off the trip with a visit to the local aquarium (where we really didn't take any pictures but got a few souvenir penny's pressed.)

(As you can see, I have quite the hat fetish)

Taken about 2 days previous with another hat I couldn't pass up.

(That was the lowest brightness setting on the phone there is, I'm like, 3 shades darker than that. Buhhhhh)


#156

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

I swear I'm not stalking you, but is that the aquarium in Corpus? One of my friends has been trying to convince me to visit it, but I don't want to since CC seems like a hellhole to me. BUT I do love good aquariums....


#157

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Corpus is not the best place in the world as a "whole" and the beach is pretty pathetic, I will say that even though the Texas State Aquarium is smaller than some of the others across the US, it's definitely worth the visit at least once + a visit to some of the local attractions in the area. It's worth a "day" of your time. Personally for us it was a little over 2hrs a drive so it was far enough away for a "get away" without being too far that we couldn't get back the same night.

The Dolphin Show, the new Bird Show and the exhibits are pretty full with very upclose and personal views. Best part is the Touch a Stingray area, slimy lil beasts but a good experience. Saw they were allowing dolphin experiences too, but at $99 a pop we decided "Nahhhhh."


#158

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

I spent time at Naval Air Station Corpus Christi. The town as a whole, as Shego says, is a shithole.

But if you have a military uniform and want to go to Barbarubas on Tuesdays (providing they still exist) the chicks there are really aggressive. I swear I got called a ****** because I was trying to learn how to play pool and told some lady that I didn't really want to hang out with her at just that particular moment. :laugh:


#159



Chazwozel

Corpus is not the best place in the world as a "whole" and the beach is pretty pathetic, I will say that even though the Texas State Aquarium is smaller than some of the others across the US, it's definitely worth the visit at least once + a visit to some of the local attractions in the area. It's worth a "day" of your time. Personally for us it was a little over 2hrs a drive so it was far enough away for a "get away" without being too far that we couldn't get back the same night.

The Dolphin Show, the new Bird Show and the exhibits are pretty full with very upclose and personal views. Best part is the Touch a Stingray area, slimy lil beasts but a good experience. Saw they were allowing dolphin experiences too, but at $99 a pop we decided "Nahhhhh."
I wish the US would outlaw all dolphin shows.


#160

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

I wish the US would outlaw all dolphin shows.
Because that would give you access to a buttload of cheap meat to chomp on?


#161



Chazwozel

I wish the US would outlaw all dolphin shows.
Because that would give you access to a buttload of cheap meat to chomp on?[/QUOTE]

Because it's cruel.


#162



Kitty Sinatra

It's always a little sad when people don't notice jokes playing on their online persona.

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Or at least don't play along


#163

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

I'm more surprised at the notion that there's something in this world he cares about.

That it's actually a clean-shaven, squeeking thing that thinks you're the best if you give it some kipper is less of a surprise...


#164



Chazwozel

I'm more surprised at the notion that there's something in this world he cares about.

That it's actually a clean-shaven, squeeking thing that thinks you're the best if you give it some kipper is less of a surprise...

I care about lots of things. Just because I called you out on your rubenesque physique, doesn't make me a bad person.

---------- Post added at 11:05 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:04 AM ----------

It's always a little sad when people don't notice jokes playing on their online persona.

---------- Post added at 10:59 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:58 AM ----------

Or at least don't play along
I got the joke. Why should I play along to a lame joke? In the words of Jon Stewart, "I'm not your monkey"


#165

Dave

Dave

I got the joke. Why should I play along to a lame joke? In the words of Jon Stewart, "I'm not your monkey"
Whose monkey ARE you?


#166



Chazwozel

I got the joke. Why should I play along to a lame joke? In the words of Jon Stewart, "I'm not your monkey"
Whose monkey ARE you?[/QUOTE]


JCM's


#167



Kitty Sinatra

That it's actually a clean-shaven, squeeking thing that thinks you're the best if you give it some kipper is less of a surprise...
Are you talking about my cousin, Mindy the Manx?

Oh wait, Mindy's just got no tail. I'm thinking of my other cousin, Sandy. She's a clever little Sphinx. But you give a kipper and she'll purr and rub your leg like and be all over you like you were Brad Pitt.

I'm not your monkey
Geez. I know that. You're our shark.


#168



Chazwozel

That it's actually a clean-shaven, squeeking thing that thinks you're the best if you give it some kipper is less of a surprise...
Are you talking about my cousin, Mindy the Manx?

Oh wait, Mindy's just got no tail. I'm thinking of my other cousin, Sandy. She's a clever little Sphinx.

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I'm not your monkey
Geez. I know that. You're our shark.[/QUOTE]


If anything Jake's the monkey! Wait..he's a donkey now.


#169

Jake

Jake

Which is why I propose all dolphin shows be replaced with donkey shows. That'll teach the young 'uns proper!


#170

Calleja

Calleja

Don't worry Chaz, dolphins are actually quite smarter than we are, they're all just playing along with the shows to get easy fish. When the Earth is to be demolished they'll be the first to know and leave and they'll thank us for all the fish.


#171

Shannow

Shannow

Oi vey.


#172

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Got up this afternoon and took a pic of the Dragonball Hat:


Can't believe I slept this much though, guess I was more tired from the drive than I thought.


#173

Shannow

Shannow

Here is another of me and one of my friends out in NYC this past weekend in one our favorite dives there, on the last of our many megabus saturday drunk trips. Nothing like leaving at 145 pm, getting to town at 7, drinking all night in East Village til bars close at 4 am, and stumbling back to penn station and and climbing back on the bus at 7. Highly recommended. No sleep stupidity and booze is awesome.


And for A Troll, since I am apparently an internet tough guy, here is a sad sad tough guy pic! (Heh, I think it is a hilarious pic, myself. Nothing like blackout drinking!)

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#174

fade

fade

Buff nerd. First time for everything.

(I keed, I keed)


#175

Dave

Dave

Better than a nerd in the buff.


I keed only a little.


#176

Shannow

Shannow

Apparently, due the the shit ton of rain that hit early on, I decided my wet shirt and coat were a bad idea, and the last half the night in the bars was spent in that wifebeater undershirt I had on.


God damn but I love what whiskey does to my descision making process. :facepalm:


#177

Gusto

Gusto

God damn but I love what whiskey does to my descision making process.

You sound like my kinda drinkin' pal. :)


#178

Hylian

Hylian

Here is a pic of me at the Emerald City Comicon




#179



Andromache



yeah. Saberphotoshopitis


#180

Null

Null

And yet the saber of the little wannabe togruta kid remains unlit.


#181

Shannow

Shannow

:facepalm:


#182

Cajungal

Cajungal

You're gonna give yourself a forehead rash if you keep face-palming in every other thread.


#183

fade

fade

There's an overabundance of goatees in this thread.


#184



Chazwozel

There's an overabundance of goatees in this thread.
I specifically shaved mine off last week as a direct observation of this thread.


#185

fade

fade

In honor of the many goatees who gave their lives for this thread:



Magically grown through the power of photoshop.


#186

Gusto

Gusto

This is from when it became a semi-meme on the Starslip subforum to assimilate your avatar to the Straub Collective.

Resistance was futile.



#187

Chippy

Chippy

There's an overabundance of goatees in this thread.
Why did I read that as goatse?


#188

Calleja

Calleja

Full beard here, bitches.


#189

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Full beard here, bitches.
Full bearded men, represent.




(I'm not so sure this "represent" thin is used lik this, but whatever.)


#190

Calleja

Calleja



I was high as fuck and cold as fuck and I've since given the beard a bit of a trim... but full beard FTW!


#191

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Calleja has a beard.

SJ has dirt on his face.


#192

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Calleja has a beard.

SJ has dirt on his face.
>: (


#193

Cajungal

Cajungal

Aww, I like that lighter type of beard.


#194

Cajungal

Cajungal

Picture time! First, hugs of gratitude to the fella for fixing Canti. Poor little guy had a bug of some sort.



Must've hugged too tight... looks like he wants out.



And finally, me in the library this very second! Sorry bout the "bloom."



#195

Calleja

Calleja

AAH!! CRAZY BABY-EATIN CHICKEN!! HIDE YOUR BABIES!!:aaahhh:


#196

Dave

Dave

GIMME SOME BABIES!!!


God damn I love that shirt!


#197

Calleja

Calleja

Stop staring at CJ's boobs, you dirty old man!


#198

Cajungal

Cajungal

Storyville! It's a great little shop by the university where local artists can sell their designs. There's also a lot of stupid stuff, too, but some of it's really cute. It was in their sale bin, too. If a shirt has the slightest little imperfection, they sell it for 8 bucks instead of around 20 freakin 5 (good lord, organic cotton....). You can't even tell there's something wrong with it half the time.

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augh, nvm too mean. Deleted.


#199

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet



#200

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Stop staring at CJ's boobs, you dirty old man!
OK, FINE!

oh, wait.


#201

Cajungal

Cajungal

Do y'all have one or something?


#202

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

That was the prostitution area in NO, wasn't it?


#203

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

That was the prostitution area in NO, wasn't it?
yep, the Storyville area of NO, is where Louis Armstrong and Louis Prima are from. And there was a cool band a few years back with that name.


#204

Cajungal

Cajungal

This place deals only in shirts, as far as I know. I've never tried to buy anything else there, as the place is run by a bunch of ladies.


#205

Calleja

Calleja

....hot ladies?


#206

Cajungal

Cajungal

Very pretty ladies, I'd say. They look like a bunch of happy little garden pixies. A little boney, though. But who am I to criticize someone's weight? :p


#207

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

So what you're saying is, if I were to go there, act suspiciously, and say things like "The eagle flies at midnight", things might happen?


#208

fade

fade

Yeah. They call 911.


#209

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

I'll take it!


#210

Fun Size

Fun Size

So it's a standard date night for Allen then, yes?


#211

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

The part where they look happy makes it pretty nonstandard.


#212

Calleja

Calleja

hehehehe "bony"

hehehehe


#213

Cajungal

Cajungal

Oy.


#214

Null

Null

I wear a goatee because my face looks even more toad-like without it.


#215

Adam

Adammon

1 hour into quad tour of Costa Rica, plus goatee:


2nd hour with sister:


#216

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Wait, why do you look like you have some crap on your face? In the second pic, I mean...

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Picture time! First, hugs of gratitude to the fella for fixing Canti. Poor little guy had a bug of some sort.



Must've hugged too tight... looks like he wants out.



And finally, me in the library this very second! Sorry bout the "bloom."

Hmmm... Interesting. *scribbles*


#217



Andromache

Picture time!

And finally, me in the library this very second! Sorry bout the "bloom."

Bloom? I see no bloom. Just a gorgeous range of perfect peaks.


#218

phil

phil

WE WILL BUILD OUR GLORIOUS EMPIRE ON A FOUNDATION OF STRAW! ONWARD COMRADES! TO GLORIOUS FUTURE!



alt caption: Yours is the straw that will pierce the heavens!


#219

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Ve vill support you, Filip Alekseyevich!



#220

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

2nd hour with sister:
I didn't realize you were related to Taylor Swift.


#221

Cajungal

Cajungal

Bloom? I see no bloom. Just a gorgeous range of perfect peaks.
:blush:

North, what are you writing over there??

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Ad, y'all look so cute :)


#222

Calleja

Calleja

Y'know, I usually find the word "y'all" kind of annoying, but it's awesome coming from Ceej for some reason. It's, like... genuine.


#223

Cajungal

Cajungal

Glad it's not annoying, heh. It's what I grew up with, anyway. :)

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HAH, Phil, I just saw your latest pic. That's so funny. :D


#224

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Hate "ya'll" but it's pretty much commonplace in Texas. *sigh*


#225

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

North, what are you writing over there??
...

Nuthin'...

*eats notepad*


#226

Cajungal

Cajungal

Hate "ya'll" but it's pretty much commonplace in Texas. *sigh*
Now I must say, there's one way I find y'all annoying, and that's when people use it to address one person. That's just silly.

.....

*raises an eyebrow at NR*


#227

phil

phil

I like y'all.

I also like the combination you and all.


d'awwwwwwww


#228

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

What? It's got... um... fibers.

*skitters away*


#229

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Notepad? *scoffs* old school huh?

*backs up her drive unto another unmarked external drive and adds it to the cold storage basement collection*


#230



Andromache

I was going to try to shop a saber in CGals pic, but you just do not mess with perfection.


#231

figmentPez

figmentPez

Now I must say, there's one way I find y'all annoying, and that's when people use it to address one person. That's just silly.
Don't you know? Y'all is singular, all y'all is plural.


#232

Cajungal

Cajungal

I was going to try to shop a saber in CGals pic, but you just do not mess with perfection.
I should post a ukulele pic for that... your light sabre pictures never fail to amuse.


#233

fade

fade

The only place y'all is singular is in Hollywood. It's the quickest way to spot a fake southern accent. Or with Southerners trying to "glam" up their real accents, which is tragically common.


#234



Andromache

Are you all seriously still talking about this? Brain cells in your head are dying ten fold!


#235

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Those aren't important.

Also, CG is adorable.


#236

Cajungal

Cajungal

Aw, jeez. Thank you. :)


#237

fade

fade

Are y'all seriously still talking about this? Brain cells in your head are dying ten fold!
.


#238



Andromache

Cajungal's mighty peaks of frak me please awesomeness > [STRIKE]fade's joke.[/STRIKE] everything. Ever.


#239

Cajungal

Cajungal

I'm just as God and my bra made me, madame.


#240

fade

fade

You're not an Onebane, are you?


#241

Cajungal

Cajungal

No, sir, I'm not.


#242

fade

fade

One thing's for sure...I would've known you were Cajun from a mile away. (not a bad thing)

Also, that only leaves like 5 more possible last names.


#243

Cajungal

Cajungal

I'll give you a hint: I'm one of two very popular Cajun joke names. That oughta narrow it down even further.

Even more narrowing? Thib's always the "dumb one" when I tell the jokes. :D


#244

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

All this cajun talk is reminding me of this song that's been stuck in my head since I first heard it a few days ago:



Also, my dad worked with a few Cajuns up at work, so I've got to hear a few Boudreaux jokes.


#245

Cajungal

Cajungal

YAY, Princess and the Frog! Man, it was a bit exaggerated, but Jim Cummings did a pretty good job with Ray. ^_^

So Boudreaux and Thibodaux are at a football game, but their tickets are for opposite sides of the park. So they take out their binoculars and watch the game. Thibodaux runs out of beer and screams across the stadium, "HEY BOU! YOU WANT ANOTHER BEER?!" Of course, he doesn't hear, so he shouts it again, louder, "MAIS, BOUDREAUX, YOU WANT ANOTHER BEER?! No answer. So Thibodaux picks up his binoculars, looks across the way, and says calmly, "Mais, Bou, you want a beer?"


#246



Andromache

I'm just as God and my bra made me, madame.
Thy lips are like a thread of scarlet, and thy speech is comely: thy temples are like a piece of a pomegranate within thy locks. Thou art all fair, my love; there is no spot in thee. Who is she that looketh forth as the morning, fair as the moon, clear as the sun, and terrible as an army with banners? How fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights!


#247

Cajungal

Cajungal

Also, here's a Cajun song I can actually play on the uke--- everyone knows this one:



I passed in front of your door.
I cried good-bye to my sweetheart.
No one answered me!
0h, it hurts! My heart hurts!

I looked closely.
I saw (religious) candles were lit.
Something told me I would cry.
Oh, it hurts! My heart hurts!

, roughly


#248

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

I'm just as God and my bra made me, madame.
Thy lips are like a thread of scarlet, and thy speech is comely: thy temples are like a piece of a pomegranate within thy locks. Thou art all fair, my love; there is no spot in thee. Who is she that looketh forth as the morning, fair as the moon, clear as the sun, and terrible as an army with banners? How fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights![/QUOTE]

Song of Solomon, Crone? Kudos :)


#249

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

yo is it too late in this thread to say that cajungal is pretty or what


#250

fade

fade

YAY, Princess and the Frog! Man, it was a bit exaggerated, but Jim Cummings did a pretty good job with Ray. ^_^

So Boudreaux and Thibodaux are at a football game, but their tickets are for opposite sides of the park. So they take out their binoculars and watch the game. Thibodaux runs out of beer and screams across the stadium, "HEY BOU! YOU WANT ANOTHER BEER?!" Of course, he doesn't hear, so he shouts it again, louder, "MAIS, BOUDREAUX, YOU WANT ANOTHER BEER?! No answer. So Thibodaux picks up his binoculars, looks across the way, and says calmly, "Mais, Bou, you want a beer?"
Aww, I was going to guess Boudreaux or Thibodeaux next.


#251

Cajungal

Cajungal

Aw man, I got carried away. Should've given you time to guess.


#252

Bubble181

Bubble181

I would just like to comment that I, too, think CJ is absolutely fine looking. Also, this thread has a serious shortage of pictures.


#253

Cajungal

Cajungal

You guys are going to give me an ego problem.


#254



Kitty Sinatra

And that'll make you impossible to live with. I'm gonna have to call off the wedding. The kitten support will be in the mail.

(I hope the USPS takes dead mice)


#255

Cajungal

Cajungal

And that'll make you impossible to live with. I'm gonna have to call off the wedding. The kitten support will be in the mail.

(I hope the USPS takes dead mice)
Just Febreze them first or the postmen will get pissed off. And in the spirit of keeping this a picture thread:

FAMILY!


#256



Andromache



i really need to study proper lasers


#257

Cajungal

Cajungal

:rofl: Oh my God, I actually had to get up and pee when I saw that. Poor little Ada, lasered by her godmother!


#258

fade

fade

Is that a husband and wife or brother and sister? They have the exact same mouths.


#259

Cajungal

Cajungal

That's my big sister, her daughter, and my baby brother.


#260

fade

fade

No on 1, yes on 2.

Hold the mayo.


#261

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

RUN!!! IT'S CAJ-ZILLA!!!


#262

Hylian

Hylian

:laugh:


#263



Andromache

laser cajunzilla funny, lightsabering your pic funny?


#264

Enresshou

Enresshou

With dreadlocks:


After dreadlocks:


The one time in my life I have had straight hair (since it is insanely curly at any length longer than 'military'):


Heart-melting:



And don't worry, Cajungal...I don't hold the 'locks of an old movie actress' against you ;) And I got that I looked like Michael Jackson SO often in Japan...


#265

Hylian

Hylian

laser cajunzilla funny, lightsabering your pic funny?[/QUOTE]


I thought your lightsaber shop of my picture was funny


#266

Cajungal

Cajungal

Glad to hear it, enresshou. I was just dazzled.

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...and that picture of you and the cat is so sweet. :)


#267

Null

Null

Is that a husband and wife or brother and sister? They have the exact same mouths.
When dealing with Cajuns, wouldn't the answer to that be "Yes"?

(I'm just kidding, you have a very nice family)


#268

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Thanks for those who went shopping with me! My first item came in:



I have to say, it's quality, is AMAZING. It has a crystal clear radio tuner, a voice recorder/playback and mp3s play with zero static and the shuffle is perfect. Thanks again for the link where I was able to get this sweet little tech for $30 with no shipping cost!


#269

Cajungal

Cajungal

So Sansa's being good to you so far, huh? That's good. :) You know, when you mentioned your old shuffle feature in your other thread, it got me thinking about how my Zen does the same thing sometimes. When I'm in the market for a newer player, I might have to shop around a bit. Good to hear a little about a brand I know next to nothing about.


#270

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I will say that I can't recommend it more. Though for a higher price range I dunno what is at that competitive price. I will say for $30 and 4gb I am very happy with it. It even plays amazing on my car radio AUX port.


#271

Bubble181

Bubble181









Yes, that's my girlfriend.


#272

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

If your suit was a little darker, I'd say you look like a pretty scary hitman.


#273

Cajungal

Cajungal

Aw, bubs, she's beautiful! And y'all look very sweet together.


#274

fade

fade

GOATEE.


#275



Chazwozel

If your suit was a little darker, I'd say you look like a pretty scary hitman.
]
That is a pimpin' suit.

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Yeah, but his has a Tony Stark coolness to it.


#276

fade

fade

Yeah, you're right. It does.

That's the thing--there are guys for whom a goatee works. Unfortunately, there are a lot of guys out there with them for whom it doesn't work. Who was it that said a goatee is no substitute for a chin?

---------- Post added at 03:08 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:04 PM ----------

I googled it and found this:
http://mocklog.typepad.com/queen_mediocretia/2008/10/shenanigans.html


#277



Chazwozel

Yeah, you're right. It does.

That's the thing--there are guys for whom a goatee works. Unfortunately, there are a lot of guys out there with them for whom it doesn't work. Who was it that said a goatee is no substitute for a chin?[COLOR=\"Silver\"]

---------- Post added at 03:08 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:04 PM ----------

[/COLOR]I googled it and found this:
http://mocklog.typepad.com/queen_mediocretia/2008/10/shenanigans.html
I actually like my Tyler Durden style, goatee. I don't look good with a mustache at all.


#278

Cajungal

Cajungal

Look out Baby and the Mex. Chaz and Fade, the Goatee Police, are on the case. *exciting cop show music*


#279

Calleja

Calleja

I've a full beard, what does it make me look like?


#280

fade

fade

A guy with a full beard?


#281

Calleja

Calleja

The correct answer is: Sexy.


#282



darkangel6988

Hate "ya'll" but it's pretty much commonplace in Texas. *sigh*
Now I must say, there's one way I find y'all annoying, and that's when people use it to address one person. That's just silly.

.....

*raises an eyebrow at NR*[/QUOTE]

I use Y'all all the time........it definitly is from Texas it didn't take long to rub off. Everyone in canada gets so mad when I use it. It's almost as bad as EH?!


#283

Baerdog

Baerdog

*pictures*

Yes, that's my girlfriend.
Hey Bubs, whats the big idea posting pictures of yourself with a shirt on?


#284

Bubble181

Bubble181

Wow, I go for Kane (C&C, not the wrestler) and I end up with Tony Stark? Oh well, still cool :-P
And Baer, sorry dude, haven't had lots of reason for taking off my shirt lately - it's winter, you know...And I wasn't allowed to take pictures in the private sauna :-P


#285



Andromache

The correct answer is: [STRIKE]Sexy[/STRIKE].
Prone to face food storage incidents.


#286

Calleja

Calleja

Well, actually, every time I take a drink I do get an extra sip when I lick my mustache afterwards :D


#287

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Well, actually, every time I take a drink I do get an extra sip when I lick my mustache afterwards :D
I'm currently drunk and can stll taste the many many beers I had thanks to my musgtache.


#288

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Well, actually, every time I take a drink I do get an extra sip when I lick my mustache afterwards :D
I'm currently drunk and can stll taste the many many beers I had thanks to my musgtache.[/QUOTE]

Your mustache is a mosaic of fermented flavor?


#289



Wasabi Poptart

Your mustache is a mosaic of fermented flavor?
:Leyla:


#290

Baerdog

Baerdog

Your mustache is a mosaic of fermented flavor?
:Leyla:[/QUOTE]
That's why you should always wash your face after cunnilingus.


#291

Cajungal

Cajungal

....Christ.


#292

Null

Null

Your mustache is a mosaic of fermented flavor?
:Leyla:[/QUOTE]
That's why you should always wash your face after cunnilingus.[/QUOTE]

Thank Dawkins I'm not the only one who was thinking in that direction.


#293

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

I never expected my question to be taken in that direction. . . .


#294

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

South?


#295

Null

Null

Well, if you'd ever gone downtown on a girl who wasn't "quite so fresh", you would have thought of that IMMEDIATELY.


#296



Chazwozel

Your mustache is a mosaic of fermented flavor?
:Leyla:[/QUOTE]
That's why you should always wash your face after cunnilingus.[/QUOTE]

Thank Dawkins I'm not the only one who was thinking in that direction.[/QUOTE]

What's with the whole "thank science", "thank Dawkins" phenomena going on around here lately. Just say "thank God" like a normal toolbox. Richard Dawkins is probably the worst scientist ever.


#297



Andromache

Your mustache is a mosaic of fermented flavor?
:Leyla:[/QUOTE]
That's why you should always wash your face after cunnilingus.[/QUOTE]

Thank Dawkins I'm not the only one who was thinking in that direction.[/QUOTE]

What's with the whole "thank science", "thank Dawkins" phenomena going on around here lately. Just say "thank God" like a normal toolbox. Richard Dawkins is probably the worst scientist ever.[/QUOTE]

Thank Darwin Chaz is a fighter.


#298



Chazwozel

Your mustache is a mosaic of fermented flavor?
:Leyla:[/QUOTE]
That's why you should always wash your face after cunnilingus.[/QUOTE]

Thank Dawkins I'm not the only one who was thinking in that direction.[/QUOTE]

What's with the whole "thank science", "thank Dawkins" phenomena going on around here lately. Just say "thank God" like a normal toolbox. Richard Dawkins is probably the worst scientist ever.[/QUOTE]

Thank Darwin Chaz is a fighter.[/QUOTE]


Shut up. You're so much of a tool, I'm afraid of my eyes rolling into the back of my head anytime you post.


#299

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Thank Watson and Crick for my innocuous perspective.


#300



Andromache

Shut up. You're so much of a tool, I'm afraid of my eyes rolling into the back of my head anytime you post.
you say shut up, but :eyebrows: I hear you begging for more fan-sodom-tastic love. I'll go get more wood fencing, but try to relax this next round, ok? We're out of Vaseline and Darwin forbid we repeat the Chernobyl incident of last year.


#301



Chazwozel

Thank Watson and Crick for my innocuous perspective.
I met James Watson. He's kind of a prick.

---------- Post added at 11:56 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:55 PM ----------

Shut up. You're so much of a tool, I'm afraid of my eyes rolling into the back of my head anytime you post.
you say shut up, but :eyebrows: I hear you begging for more fan-sodom-tastic love. I'll go get more wood fencing, but try to relax this next round, ok? We're out of Vaseline and Darwin forbid we repeat the Chernobyl incident of last year.[/QUOTE]

How bout I just ignore you cause, really, I don't think I can handle your stupidity.


#302



Andromache

How bout I just ignore you cause, really, I don't think I can handle your stupidity.
Geez, it's a shame that Evolution didn't bestow upon me the creativity I desire to express my burning passion for you. Instead I googled creepy love poems and paraphrased:

Silently I stare at you
You don't know I'm around
I know where you've been
I know where you are bound
I know where you live
I know where you sleep
You don't even know me
But my love for you runs deep
I see you in my dreams
I want me in your's too
I want you to know and love me
But there is no way to tell you
This is how it's going to be
It will, and has never changed
I'll continue to be your stalker
Don't think that I'm deranged
I love you but you'll never know
Cuz I'm your silent stalker
I'll continue watching you; well,
Darwin save me from hell


#303

Null

Null

Feynman be praised for derailment - page 9 of a picture thread has no pictures at all, and that's hilarious.


#304



Andromache



for serious, or no drinks for you


#305

Null

Null

I have no drinks anyway.


#306

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

I met James Watson. He's kind of a prick.
You mean.... CRICK?


#307

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Beer, damnit! BEER!


#308

phil

phil



Kitteh

god damn I hate this cat.


#309

Calleja

Calleja

that cat does have a douchey face.

my cat, on the other hand, is awesome. Her name is Abbey. Yes, I named her, why do you ask?


#310

phil

phil

at least 50% of all cats are assholes. Until I meet "abby" I'll just have to assume she is just as terrible as my roommate's cat.


#311

Calleja

Calleja

abbEy, like Abbey Road.



#312

General Specific

General Specific

Abby is cute. ;)


#313

Dave

Dave

I used to have a cat that was fucking nuts. I named her "Abby" but it wasn't Abbey Road. It was for AbbyNermal.


#314

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Abby, because that cat was ripped.


#315

LittleSin

LittleSin

My cat is a retard.



We named him Corrin. He's more like Yajirobe.


#316

Rob King

Rob King

Just got back to St. John's from Corner Brook, my hometown. Since my mother was busy at the hospital, and both my brother and my father were busy working, I stole my brother's camera and went on a walk. I've had a bit of a passing interest in photography over the last few months, so I figured I would see what I could do. I had some fun, and I think some of the pictures came out pretty well.

Here's the stream on Here's the stream on Flickr.


#317

phil

phil



I want to create a dating site profile with this as the main picture.

then just wait for the chicks to come to me.


#318

ElJuski

ElJuski

Totes the stache.


#319



Kitty Sinatra

Naming a cat after a road is really tempting fate. I hope you keep her indoors, Calley.


#320

Calleja

Calleja

We do, but we live in a cobblestoned suburb with little car activity anyway.


#321



Kitty Sinatra

I've had a cat hit by a car before. It's horrible. And Abbey's such a cute little kitty.


#322

Calleja

Calleja

I've had a dog been hit by a car. It is horrible, cried like a baby. Abbey's an inside cat, though.


#323



Andromache



also, i am si drunk riggt now^_^


#324

phil

phil

:Leyla:


#325



Kitty Sinatra

:unibrow:


#326



Andromache

drinkerstrill



#327

Null

Null

I can only imagine what she'd drunkshop my picture into. It would probably be funny, though.


#328



Andromache

post your pic then,


#329

Null

Null

From page 5


#330

Calleja

Calleja

?


#331



Andromache


too sober, or really drunk. theres a lot of bottles.


#332

Null

Null

Good lord. *laugh*


#333



Andromache

sith russell crowe


#334

Null

Null

Well, I have always wanted to Force Lightning people...


#335

Calleja

Calleja

At a bar?


#336

Null

Null

And psychokinetically beat them with a phone.


#337

phil

phil

drinkerstrill


I want to watch a movie starring this guy.


#338

Calleja

Calleja

So.. you want to star in a movie with a wig on. And then watch it.

That's so narcissistic of you.


#339

phil

phil

So.. you want to star in a movie with a wig on. And then watch it.

That's so narcissistic of you.
No, I want a more dapper clone with a kickasser hair style made, and for him to star in a movie. He should learn nothing in the end.


#340



Andromache

that was brad pitt.

whoops


#341

phil

phil

Yet, even sexier.


#342

Null

Null

I look like an evil bobble-head, sort of. Which is a funny idea in itself. I should probably have just taken a newer picture instead of using that one, but it works.


Heh, just to be particularly silly, I'll say "new pics only via PM".


#343

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Remember when I said I was moving into a new place, that was kind of old and we're slowly working on updating it?

Well my new computer system (same one as before but new video card and overclocked CPU) decided to have some fun with an older socket set:



First there was a popping sound, which we couldn't locate right away, and when we did, a split second later a large spark shot out of it which caused the entire room to go black. I shut off the breaker and removed the surge protector when the entire plastic came with it. So I removed the entire socket today and will be replacing it tomarrow. If it fries another one, then I'm going to have the landlord re-wire the room completely. Oh and for those curious, I use the Dynex ($400,000 warranty) surge protectors. Everything that was plugged in is perfectly fine.


#344

Calleja

Calleja

Damn, lucky break... if it had fried your computer I would be worried for the entire state of Texas.


#345



Andromache

I want to watch a movie starring this guy.
i'm so sorry phil. I shouldn't photoshop or forum surf drunk.


#346

phil

phil

I want to watch a movie starring this guy.
i'm so sorry phil. I shouldn't photoshop or forum surf drunk.[/QUOTE]

Pffft, whatevs. I thought they were hilarious. MOAR!


#347

fade

fade

Looks like there was a short in the socket itself. Fixing it should be fine. Of course if the socket was defunct, then there could be something wrong in the wall. Hope it wasn't water. That's one thing I've seen do that kind of damage.


#348

Dream Goddess

Dream Goddess

Howdy folks. Just posting an image dump from a fun little walk Darryl and I took in the local state park on the first day of spring.



Well, hello Mr. Tree. You're looking awfully dapper today, if I may say so myself.



And here we see Darryl trying in vain to [strike]run[/strike] walk away from me. I'm always looking at the back of his head. *sniff*



And I'm too slow to catch up, so I cries.



Oh wait! He's turning around!



UBER HAPPY.



Aww yeah, you know it baby.



I'm too sexy...



...for good angles? O rly?



You'sa silly boy, but I luvs you anyway. ... Mebbe.

And that's all. Huzzah.


#349

Cajungal

Cajungal

Aww, hurray for exploring pics. :) Looks like fun times! And those glasses are boss.


#350

Null

Null

Holy crap, is there a goblin in that tree? Like, where you can see into the interior?


#351

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

At my dad's surprise retirement party last night:



#352

Cajungal

Cajungal

I dunno if I've made this comment before... but every time I see a picture of you I think you just look so darn pleasant and nice.


#353

Calleja

Calleja

It's the smile. He should totally have George Clooney's job on Up in the Air, people could never get mad if they were fired with that smile.


#354



Andromache


based on the shirt


#355

Cajungal

Cajungal


based on the shirt
Oh man, I needed that laugh. Thank you. :hug:


#356

Calleja

Calleja

See? Even The Hulk looks all approachable and pleasant.


#357

Cajungal

Cajungal

It's true, it's not like "Hulk smash." It's like, "Hulk bake you a cake and then come over to watch funny movies."


#358

Calleja

Calleja

HULK HUG PUNY HUMANS!


#359

phil

phil

I think I'd like to smash some of this stuff, if you all don't mind that is.


#360

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

I dunno if I've made this comment before... but every time I see a picture of you I think you just look so darn pleasant and nice.
Unfortunately, that's also one of my biggest flaws. Most people would say that I am sometimes TOO nice, and less than scrupulous people have taken advantage of that before.

Crone said:
CHEESY CUDDLE!!


#361

Cajungal

Cajungal

Boy, do I hear that, Cheesy. Want me to beat em up for you? I don't have Hulk muscles, but I'm pretty swole for a short little gal. *FLEX*


#362

Null

Null

You know, your boobs jiggle when you flex like that.


#363

Cajungal

Cajungal

To serve as a distraction before the attack! *jump jump*


#364

Null

Null

....? Hmm? What?


#365

Calleja

Calleja

Great. To avoid spitting all over my laptop I had to spit back into my glass. Yum.


#366

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Great. To avoid spitting all over my laptop I had to spit back into my glass. Yum.
LOL! Nice!


#367

Null

Null

Sorry, I was just distract by... my pathetically huge crush on Crone. C'est le guerre.


#368

Cajungal

Cajungal

At least he knows where it's been.


#369



Andromache

To serve as a distraction before the attack! *jump jump*
pics or it didnt happen, yo.


#370

Cajungal

Cajungal

To serve as a distraction before the attack! *jump jump*
pics or it didnt happen, yo.[/QUOTE]

*tries to take passable picture of self jumping, fails, sadly turns off webcam*


#371

Null

Null

Did the attack happen?


#372

Calleja

Calleja

No, I think she was having too much fun with the distraction.


#373

Null

Null

Well, that was fun for everybody.


#374

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Except for the part they made fun of my beard, I'm really liking this thread.


#375

Calleja

Calleja

I liked even that part.. because as they made fun of yours they complimented mine. Win-Win!! (For me, of course)


#376

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

No, I think she was having too much fun with the distraction.
?


#377

General Specific

General Specific

No, I think she was having too much fun with the distraction.
?[/QUOTE]

That is my favorite smiley ever.


#378



Andromache

No, I think she was having too much fun with the distraction.
?[/QUOTE]

That is my favorite smiley ever.[/QUOTE]
stick leg boobs?

only slightly less creepy than:


#379

ElJuski

ElJuski

why are her breasts a telephone


#380

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

why are her breasts a telephone
More importantly when did the Japanese invent a telephone that goes to twelve


#381



Andromache

remote control buttons.

and why are you asking the japanese for any logic?


#382

Null

Null

That's two awesome gifs saved.


#383



Philosopher B.

why are her breasts a telephone
Boob-phones: for the ultimate multitasker. Call up your buds and fondle a chick simultaneously.

It's boob-tastic.


#384

Null

Null

When I'm fondling boobs, I'm paying attention to her, not trying to ask dudes 'wassup'?


#385

Cajungal

Cajungal

Breast implants? There's an app for that.


#386

Null

Null

Breast implants? There's an app for that.
How would you know? Yours are natural.


#387

Calleja

Calleja

Thank you... that makes much,much more sense than a freakin' PHONE that has keys for 10, 11 and 12.

Seriously.


#388

Null

Null

Found this during some random surfing.


#389

Calleja

Calleja

That guy should have gotten way more recognition for his acting.


#390

Null

Null

That guy should have gotten way more recognition for his acting.
He's going to be Murdock in the A-Team movie. District 9 was his first movie, actually.


#391

Calleja

Calleja

Still... he OWNED the role... that middle part where's he's alone, escaping from everyone, scared shitless cause his fucking skin is falling off and his arm is not even human and he just wants to call his wife... that's when you start to realize how fracking good that movie is. And it's all him. Respect.


#392

Null

Null

Oh yeah, it was a brilliant movie and he gave a powerful performance.


#393

Null

Null

I decided to shave off my bloatee.


#394



Andromache

pewter hair is awesome.


#395

Cajungal

Cajungal

You look mischievous. :D And your hair is great.


#396

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Get an Armani suit, and you'll get the supervillain look.


#397



Philosopher B.

When I'm fondling boobs, I'm paying attention to her, not trying to ask dudes 'wassup'?
Well you could be all 'Hey, dude, you would not believe how soft these boobs are'. Or it could be like that Coupling episode in which Jeff revealed he had a threesome over the phone. The possibilities are endless.

I decided to shave off my bloatee.
Nice, makes you look more distinguished.


#398

Null

Null

Get an Armani suit, and you'll get the supervillain look.
Supervillain?


#399

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Yep, an Armani suit and a beard would make you look like some Russian oil tycoon.

Also, look more grim, or constipated, whichever.


#400



Andromache

im too drunk to shop a suit and a monocle in, but yes.


#401

Null

Null

And what would a pair of tinted eyeglasses make me look like?


#402

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

With those glasses, I'd say a leisure suit, and Crockett's theme to accompany you wherever you go.


#403



Wasabi Poptart

My kids.


#404

Cajungal

Cajungal

D'ahhhh, they're still cute! :D This might sound weird, but they both have adorable ears. And look at those big brilliant eyes. Nice job reproducing.

---------- Post added at 11:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:43 PM ----------

Actually, lookin at your son, he looks just like a little "mister smarty pants" in the first grade class where I assist this semester. He was very enthusiastic about fractions today. Wanted to answer every single question I asked.


#405



Andromache

</threa, no wait.

</forum>


#406

Null

Null

Adorable.


#407



Wasabi Poptart

My Mr. Smarty Pants likes to read. If he sees a word, he wants to know what it is and will remember it later. We've been amazed by how quickly he went from recognizing a word or two to being able to read books to us at night.


#408

Cajungal

Cajungal

That's great. :) Sounds like he's got a very supportive mom and dad to nourish that growing brain. It's so inspiring to watch a kid learn.


#409

Null

Null

Brraaaaaaiiiinnnsssss


#410



Wasabi Poptart

Brraaaaaaiiiinnnsssss
Oh you noticed that she's really a zombie?


LMAO


#411

Dieb

Dieb

Oh man, cutest zombie invasion EVER. We'd be powerless against it, nobody could shotgun zombies that awesome.


#412

Null

Null

Awwww.... ow, ow, ankle-biting zombies!


#413

General Specific

General Specific

And what would a pair of tinted eyeglasses make me look like?
.


#414



Chazwozel

Brraaaaaaiiiinnnsssss
Oh you noticed that she's really a zombie?


LMAO[/QUOTE]


SPAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


---------- Post added at 02:28 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:27 PM ----------

And what would a pair of tinted eyeglasses make me look like?
.[/QUOTE]

Holy shit!


#415

Null

Null

That's definitely a promotion from when everyone used to say I looked like the bastard offspring of George Lucas.


#416

General Specific

General Specific

Is it too late for me to change my answer then?


#417



Andromache

not if you post a new picture of yourself.


#418

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

I done got a haircut.


#419

Baerdog

Baerdog

Those are some rockin' sideburns there mang.


#420

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Those are some rockin' sideburns there mang.
Why thank you sir. I love having some kind of facial hair, I can't have a goatee at work but the sideburns are okay for some reason.


#421

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Haha CK. Your sideburns make you look like an ornery, pissed off Irishman.


#422

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Haha CK. Your sideburns makes you look like an ornery, pissed off Irishman.
I will shillelagh the shit out of you.


#423



Andromache

tame logan?


#424



Philosopher B.

Those're man-sideburns. I wish I could grow sideburns worth a poop.


#425

Morphine

Morphine

Cajungal said:
I WANT THIS T-SHIRT NOOOOOOW.


#426

Cajungal

Cajungal

I checked the website, Morphine, and I couldn't find it for you. :( But here's the link if you ever wanna try and find it yourself.

http://www.wearyourstory.com/


#427

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

I'm trying to warn my friends over here about the future, lady! Hamburgers can wait!


More future madness:




#428

LittleSin

LittleSin

Jet, my sister and I:


Silly baby. You don't know what Star Wars is.


#429

Morphine

Morphine

I checked the website, Morphine, and I couldn't find it for you. :( But here's the link if you ever wanna try and find it yourself.

http://www.wearyourstory.com/
Tnks =)


#430

Morphine

Morphine

So, I was talking to Calleja on msn, right? and I realized I haven't made such a proper introduction, with pics and all (which is kind of ridiculous since I have thousands of them) and it's always good to put a face on a (nick)name right?

Me @ Oktoberfest (I wasn't THAT drunk yet...)


@ Prague


And this is me with innocent-looking-don't-let-it-fool-you-Calleja a couple of months ago.


Nice to meet you :)


#431

Calleja

Calleja

Such a fucking awesome shirt.


#432

figmentPez

figmentPez

How dare you hide that lovely face from us for so long!

:) Thanks for sharing.


#433

Calleja

Calleja

yeah, yeah, she's pretty.. but have you SEEN my shirt?


#434

Null

Null

Yes, but she is rather cute.


#435

Baerdog

Baerdog

Can we keep her and just get rid of Calleja?


#436

Null

Null

Can we keep her and just get rid of Calleja?
But then who will tell us what's floating west of Acapulco?


#437

Baerdog

Baerdog

Morphine would, as new resident Mexican.


#438

Calleja

Calleja

She can't be Mexican, she's white!


#439

Baerdog

Baerdog

That's racist.


#440

Calleja

Calleja

silly Baer, "mexican" is a nationality, not a race. I'm being nationalist u_u


#441

Baerdog

Baerdog

I think you're jealous cause she's the hot new thing and you're yesterday's news.


#442

Calleja

Calleja

I can be more discriminatory! She's mexican, that means that's a joint in her mouth in the second pic! ay caramba!


#443

Baerdog

Baerdog

I think you need to come to America to learn some anti-Mexican bigotry. That one was just disappointing.


#444

Calleja

Calleja

She's lying down cause she's lazy! Taking a siesta! While smoking marijuana and ..uh.. stealing jobs!!

Burro! Beans! bullfightiiiiing!


#445

Baerdog

Baerdog

You're getting warmer. See if you can do more with the "stealing jobs" angle. Like how she's stealing your job as forum Mexican.


#446

Calleja

Calleja

.....can we talk about my shirt again? This bigotry thing is exhausting.


#447

Null

Null

Dey Took Our Jerbs!


#448

Baerdog

Baerdog

.....can we talk about my shirt again? This bigotry thing is exhausting.
Typical Mexican.


#449

Calleja

Calleja

*impales Baerdog with a salsa-coated machete*

EAT METAL, ESE!


#450

Baerdog

Baerdog

And so quick to violence too. See, this is why Arpaio is cracking down so hard on you people.


#451

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Dey Took Our Jerbs!
TERK A DERRRRRRRRRRRRR.


#452

Vagabond

V.Bond

*impales Baerdog with a salsa-coated machete*

EAT METAL, ESE!
Don't you know?



Metal is Baers LIFE.


#453



wana10

ok everyone, back in the pile


#454

Calleja

Calleja

Great, now we're on a new page and we can't see my awesome shirt anymore. See what you did?


#455

Vagabond

V.Bond

Great, now we're on a new page and we can't see my awesome shirt anymore. See what you did?
No.

Thank goodness.


#456

Calleja

Calleja

Morphine, Vagabond says you're ugly as fuck and thank goodness he can't see your face anymoooore!


#457



wana10

spend all your life stealing other people's ideas at the patent office...

end up on a gap t-shirt

:(


#458

Calleja

Calleja

...are you confusing Einstein with Graham Bell?

Also, that's a THINKGEEK tshirt, thankyouverymuch


#459

Morphine

Morphine

Morphine, Vagabond says you're ugly as fuck and thank goodness he can't see your face anymoooore!
Oh well, then maybe I should just delete it, shouldn't I? so no one can ever see my ugly face again.



And your t-shirt.



which by the way I love and will steal from you as soon as I get the chance.


#460

Baerdog

Baerdog

which by the way I love and will steal from you as soon as I get the chance.
Man you are so ready to be our token Mexican.


#461

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Sometimes I wonder if Cowlayja gets any kind of attention outside this forum.


#462

Morphine

Morphine

which by the way I love and will steal from you as soon as I get the chance.
Man you are so ready to be our token Mexican.[/QUOTE]

Don't rush, I'm almost there, I have to shave my eyebrows and then I'm just a sharpie and a glass away.


#463



wana10

Don't rush, I'm almost there, I have to shave my eyebrows and then I'm just a sharpie and a glass away.
well...there are some other things you have to do as well but we're not supposed to bring that up anymore.


#464

Baerdog

Baerdog

Morphine is your real name Susan?


#465

Krisken

Krisken

Morphine is your real name Susan?
:shocked:


#466

Morphine

Morphine

NOT funny u_u


#467

Calleja

Calleja

:Leyla:


#468

Baerdog

Baerdog

This page had gone far too long without pictures. This one is for Calleja.



#469

Calleja

Calleja

So, I was talking to Calleja on msn, right? and I realized I haven't made such a proper introduction, with pics and all (which is kind of ridiculous since I have thousands of them) and it's always good to put a face on a (nick)name right?

Me @ Oktoberfest (I wasn't THAT drunk yet...)


@ Prague


And this is me with innocent-looking-don't-let-it-fool-you-Calleja a couple of months ago.


Nice to meet you :)
Better yet, let's revisit the shirt.

Ah, it's so awesome and orange.


#470

General Specific

General Specific

So, I was talking to Calleja on msn, right? and I realized I haven't made such a proper introduction, with pics and all (which is kind of ridiculous since I have thousands of them) and it's always good to put a face on a (nick)name right?

Me @ Oktoberfest (I wasn't THAT drunk yet...)


@ Prague


Nice to meet you :)
That needed only a little editing, so that's better.

Anyway, How YOU doin'? ;)


I know I'm late to the party on that one, but I figured style over promptness. :)


#471

Null

Null

Anyone else notice that GenSpec looks kind of like Yankees DH Nick Johnson? Same kind of face. To me, anyway.


#472

Calleja

Calleja

I'm surprised the usual suspects haven't caught Morphine's pics.


#473

Dave

Dave

I'm saving them just in case.

(How's that?)

---------- Post added at 11:06 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:04 AM ----------

Plus I have some to the conclusion that I am the ugliest person on this board. All the guys sport the cool clothes/hats/shades and all the girls are cute as buttons. I am the outlier in the Halforums bell curve of looks.


#474

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Plus I have some to the conclusion that I am the ugliest person on this board. All the guys sport the cool clothes/hats/shades and all the girls are cute as buttons. I am the outlier in the Halforums bell curve of looks.
Who do I hurt when I say "hardly" ?
Not me. I already know I look like a demented Unabomber teddybear.


#475

Gusto

Gusto

Dave's just jealous of my cool hat.



#476

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Dave/Mr. Grumpy Pants said:
Get offa ma lawn, damn good look'n kids!!
Man, I just can't help it. The new avatar makes it impossible for me to avoid these jokes even if they are played out.


#477

Dave

Dave

Dave/Mr. Grumpy Pants said:
Get offa ma lawn, damn good look'n kids!!
Man, I just can't help it. The new avatar makes it impossible for me to avoid these jokes even if they are played out.
That rose makes me look fucking stylish!!


#478

Baerdog

Baerdog

That is a carnation, old man!


#479

Gusto

Gusto

Yeah noob.

L2flower.


#480

Baerdog

Baerdog

Goostow knows what's what.


#481

Gusto

Gusto



:heart: ?


#482

Baerdog

Baerdog

:wub:

*swoons*

Edit: are those geraniums?


#483

Dave

Dave

In my day they called carnations "roses" and they called roses "bloomer looseners" and they called Sauerkraut "liberty cabbage" and we called liberty cabbage "super slaw" and back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish lunchbox."


#484

Baerdog

Baerdog

In my day they called carnations "roses" and they called roses "bloomer looseners" and they called Sauerkraut "liberty cabbage" and we called liberty cabbage "super slaw" and back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish lunchbox."
I think nowadays we call that "tequila."


#485

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

In my day they called carnations "roses" and they called roses "bloomer looseners" and they called Sauerkraut "liberty cabbage" and we called liberty cabbage "super slaw" and back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish lunchbox."
.... and we brushed our teeth with tree bark and we liked it!! Cause that's all we could afford. You kids and your cushy lives have no idea what it's like to really live. Be damned I used a rock for a pillow!!! And when I woke up it was also my favorite toy!!! But then I had to EAT IT!!! Cause that's what I could afford!! And damn it, we liked it that way!!!


took some liberties with your story there old man. Hope you don't mind.


#486

General Specific

General Specific



#487

Dave

Dave

:wub:


#488



Element 117

silly Baer, "mexican" is a nationality, not a race. I'm being nationalist u_u
She can't be Mexican, she's white!
.


#489

GasBandit

GasBandit

Ahhh springtime, when a young man's fancy turns to...

ALLERGIES!!



Ah-CHOO!



AH-CHOO!



AAAH-CHOO!!



AHHH-CHOO!! sniff... snort... snuffle..



AAAAH-CHOO!!!!



AAH-CHOO!!! *gasp*



AAH-CHOO!! *help*



AAH-CHOOOoohdeargodsomebodykillme.


Allergies. The only valid reason to truly, truly hate Texas.


#490



Element 117

That needed only a little editing, so that's better.
FTFY


#491



Philosopher B.

Perfect!


#492

Calleja

Calleja

silly Baer, "mexican" is a nationality, not a race. I'm being nationalist u_u
She can't be Mexican, she's white!
.
[/QUOTE]

I never thought I'd have to point out sarcasm to you, of all people.


#493



Element 117

note the subtle choice of image. Keep staring at it till you see the connection, or suffer a stroke. Whatever happens first.


#494

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner






I have a new laptop with a dinky webcam and terrible border things and am bored. Forgive the beard, it's for hockey.


#495

HowDroll

HowDroll

So, I was talking to Calleja on msn, right? and I realized I haven't made such a proper introduction, with pics and all (which is kind of ridiculous since I have thousands of them) and it's always good to put a face on a (nick)name right?

Me @ Oktoberfest (I wasn't THAT drunk yet...)


@ Prague


And this is me with innocent-looking-don't-let-it-fool-you-Calleja a couple of months ago.


Nice to meet you :)
Calleja has officially been replaced as the forum's cutest Mexican.

How YOU doin, Morphine?


#496

Calleja

Calleja

Oh, I don't mind if that means you two get to know each other... y'know... intimately. :sneaky:


#497

HowDroll

HowDroll

Oh, I don't mind if that means you two get to know each other... y'know... intimately. :sneaky:
Good. Send her my way.


#498

Morphine

Morphine

Oh, I don't mind if that means you two get to know each other... y'know... intimately. :sneaky:
There won't be any video and/or pics, you know that, right?


#499

Null

Null

That's okay, we expect a full transcript though.


#500

Calleja

Calleja

You haven't met Shego yet, have you? She and I have an agreement, if I get two hot female forumites to hook up, she'll hook me up with the video.

So.. Samantha, meet Andrea... Andrea, Samantha. You may french now :biggrin:


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