Rapture after-party
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....AND I FEEL FINE...
But really, this guy got the Endtimes wrong on several occasions. Yet, some how he keeps guessing from beyond the grave.
Won't I be surprised if he is right.
But really, this guy got the Endtimes wrong on several occasions. Yet, some how he keeps guessing from beyond the grave.
Won't I be surprised if he is right.
Whammy wham wham wozzle!I'll party like Slurms Mckenzie
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No, see, the thing is that he was right the first time... we've been living in a post rapture world for a while now, but no one noticed because so few people got raptured.
We were all predestined to fail. So drink up...
The same group said the world would end in 1994, too.
Since then, I have questioned their veracity in soothsaying.
Since then, I have questioned their veracity in soothsaying.
I got into a pretty heated discussion about the end times with a friend of mine. He's convinced that it will be soon...
I told him to worry about his own end of days... because that will come far sooner than the end of the world.
I told him to worry about his own end of days... because that will come far sooner than the end of the world.
The radio station that is tied to this revelation has continued its scheduling beyond the deadline, and the employees are still planning on showing up.
Either they don't believe it, or they each believe they aren't eligible.
This whole thing is pretty fantastic. As a misanthrope, I can embrace the fact that on Sunday morning SOMEONE is going to be disappointed:
A) The Rapture doesn't happen, these people are let down.
B) The Rapture doesn't happen, these people believe it did but are still here: very let down.
C) The Rapture happens, all of us heretics are stuck here: sure, I'm stuck here, but I can still draw some schadenfreude from all of you also still here.
I'm a horrible person.
And I'm so down for the after-party.
A) The Rapture doesn't happen, these people are let down.
B) The Rapture doesn't happen, these people believe it did but are still here: very let down.
C) The Rapture happens, all of us heretics are stuck here: sure, I'm stuck here, but I can still draw some schadenfreude from all of you also still here.
I'm a horrible person.
And I'm so down for the after-party.
North_Ranger
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Count me in. I'll bring vodka and funny music.
Also, if Rapture doesn't show up, I intend to host a hold-nothing-back party/orgy on December 21st, 2012. Since we're all gonna roast and burn in the fury of the Mayan gods anyway...
Also, if Rapture doesn't show up, I intend to host a hold-nothing-back party/orgy on December 21st, 2012. Since we're all gonna roast and burn in the fury of the Mayan gods anyway...
Can I come?
North_Ranger
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As long as you are willing to party like Quetzalcoatl is going to swallow the world at sunrise.
figmentPez
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Ugh, people who believe in predictions of the rapture have never studied the Bible.
Just a friendly reminder that not all Christians believe whatever cult-ish teachings have recently hit the news. In this particular case, most Christians either don't believe in a rapture at all or believe that the date cannot be known ahead of time.
Just a friendly reminder that not all Christians believe whatever cult-ish teachings have recently hit the news. In this particular case, most Christians either don't believe in a rapture at all or believe that the date cannot be known ahead of time.
I just assumed the Rapture already occured when Justine Bieber got her own movie.
North_Ranger
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...wut?
Y'heard me.
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I can't believe how much attention this Family Radio bit is getting. I guess I should make a goodbye thread, since I won't be here after Saturday.
I don't know if whipping angels is the path to salvation...
Beating them only leads to lumps, you need to whip them to get that fluffy bubbly feeling.
The angels have sat out too long, so I must whip them.
It's not a party without Magnitude. Pop Pop!
If you've peeled them, you can add some lemon juice to prevent discoloration. Otherwise you'll end up with discolored angels, and while they taste the same, the food presentation suffers.
I'll whip them into shape. Shape them up.
How many angels can dance on the top of a firm, whipped peak?
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