Rapture after-party

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strawman

strawman

That would be awesome! You should have a big sign posted in a park, "Rapture party!" then lay out sets of clothes for about 30-40 people.

It would be perfect for a flash mob. "Instructions: Bring one set of old clothing, complete including underwear, etc, that you don't mind leaving behind..."
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Would be better to have the clothing representative of people that rapture watchers are sure will not ascend, like Oakland Raider fans, heterosexuals, Democrats, web comic artists and Canadians.
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Chibibar

you know what is scary? I think there are some people who really believe in this and may have massive ritual suicide or something if they are alive on sunday.
 
blotsfan

blotsfan

This is perfect for sports. Just have a bunch of outfits with jerseys of your favorite team on the ground and one guy wearing your rival's jersey standing around.
 
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Gryfter said:
Am I the only one who wants to go out in the wee hours of the morning on May 21st and randomly place clothes laid out as if the person wearing them just up and disappeared all over the place?
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Old joke is old. (Sorry. I just wanted to do that thing.)
 
Cajungal

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As long as the rapture happens after 10 pm... my brother's playing from 7-10, and I don't want to miss it.
 
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Wasabi Poptart

Cajungal said:
As long as the rapture happens after 10 pm... my brother's playing from 7-10, and I don't want to miss it.
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Oh come on. That would mean I don't get to eat dinner since it would be 5pm here.
 
figmentPez

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Ahahahahaha! Someone I follow on twitter posted "Tomorrow we'll discover what our God in heaven has in store. One more dawn. One more day. One day more!!!" and I thought I was going to have to unfollow them for being an idiot who bought into this rapture bunk. Then I realized she was just quoting from Les Miserables, and that the supposed date is a couple days away, not tomorrow. I'm glad I gave my brain a chance to rethink the conclusions I'd jumped to.
 
Adam

Adam

Heh, I'm going to a gay wedding tomorrow as MC, and it just so happens that they're getting hitched at 6PM. I don't believe that they planned it this way, but it tickles my funny bone.

After all, we've been told for years that gay marriage would be the end of the world.
 
Emrys

Emrys

Meh, mother always said I was going to hell. Fortunately, I grew up in the deep South so I'll be able to handle the heat.
 
figmentPez

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According to what I've read, the kook originally said 6PM in New Zealand, but later was more vague about things.
 
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