If this happens, I'm weeping for the nation and moving underground.
The current crop of GOP candidates seems way more polarizing this year than last.
Mitt Romney
Conservatives hate Romney for Romneycare, his persistant flip-flopping and the fact he's a Mormon.
Liberals don't really have many complaints about Romney, other than superficial nonsense about dogs on roofs. Also, flip-flopping.
Sarah Palin
Conservatives love Palin for her "Lame-stream media" bashing, her red meat proclamations to the conservative base and the fact she's hot. Despite the fact she wasn't much of a Conservative as Governor
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Liberals hate Palin in much the same way Conservatives hate Obama. Both sides figure that each represent the figurehead of a Cult of Personality who have failed upwards.
Donald Trump
Conservatives love Trump for his Obama bashing, and seem willing to ignore the fact Trump is more liberal than Clinton ever was.
Liberals hate Trump because he's a horrible businessman using a presidential run to garner publicity.
Herman Cain
Cain is a "true conservative"(tm), despite having no legislative record to prove that
. Doesn't matter though, Conservatives love him because he's quick with soundbytes bashing Obama. He is a successful self-made businessman and he's black. "The first Black president" as some are trying to sell him - which is retarded beyond belief. Everyone knows Clinton was the first black president.
Liberals don't know who Herman Cain is.
Rick Perry
Conservatives have a love/hate relationship with the Governor of Texas. Apparently he's made a lot of good 'conservative' decisions, but a mandatory HPV vaccine for young girls in Texas and the Mexico corridor project mean he's an "ultra liberal in disguise"
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Liberals look at Rick Perry as George Bush Jr the Second. GBII II?
Michelle Bachmann
Conservative: The conservative standard bearer.
Liberal: Psychotic, misinformed nutcase liar.