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Wasabi Poptart

The Pacifier. Vin Diesel as a Navy SEAL assigned to be a Nanny/bodyguard. It was as bad as a month old diaper.
 
Yeah, but Green Berets was done in such a hamfisted manner. You could have taken out the "kill the Commies" message and replaced the North Vietnamese with Japanese soldiers or Indians... and it still would have been a rather lackluster John Wayne film.

Regardless, I saw a worse movie today. Anaconda is terrible. It's a J-Lo film from when she decided to try her hand as an actress. You know, I don't think she was in any good films at all.
 

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I can't believe we got this far without The Room. I guess it's only cult/popular for hipsters like me though.
I was trying to keep to movies I've actually seen. Otherwise I'd be mentioning such gems as Pocket Ninjas and Gooby.

As for what I've actually seen "The Adventures of the American Rabbit" is pretty bad.
 
I had a trifecta yesterday thanks to Netflix On Demand. Started with Rampage. Two words: Uwe Boll. Then went with Anneliese: The Exorcist Tapes. One of those "real footage" movies that claims to be the inspiration for The Exorcist. The only inspiration I got from it was to take a massive dump. Horrible acting, obviously staged "real footage", and horrible effects. The bed shaking scene was terrible. Then, to add insult to injury, I watched a movie called "The New Guy" starring DJ Qualls. Who in the hell greenlit this movie? The basic nerd transforms into hero movie but the director forgot that the nerd should be somewhat likable. And who would buy this 120 pound trainwreck could be a bad ass. Of three sucky movies The New Guy had to be one of the worst movies I've ever watched. And that includes anything with Jamie Kennedy.
 
Colma: The Musical. A low-budget musical where no one can sing, the music is single-note, there's barely a story, no acting... I had to turn it off due to physical discomfort.
 
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It was explained to me that it was a womens empowerment movie.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it's possible to make a "Women's empowerment movie" that doesn't imply "ALL men are rapists".

...seriously, EVERY MALE CHARACTER IN THIS MOVIE (except for her stepfather) tries to RAPE THE PROTAGONIST. WTF.
 
The Jetson's Movie.

I didn't think it was possible, but they made Judy Jetson MORE annoying by giving her a pop-star voice actress. Also it kind-of sucks that THIS was Mel Blanc's last voice role before he died. Not some awesome Looney Tunes or Woody WoodPecker movie, but this.
 
George O'Hanlon's last role too, he suffered his second (and mortal) stroke in the fucking studio after he was finished recording the dialog. That movie killed two people.
 
George O'Hanlon's last role too, he suffered his second (and mortal) stroke in the fucking studio after he was finished recording the dialog. That movie killed two people.
Damn straight. Guy had a damn stroke and he STILL recorded the 80s episodes and the movie. Both he and Mel were too good for this movie.
 

Zappit

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Fun with Dick and Jane. They told the story of Enron workers as a comedy - without any jokes! Ha! You got me there! A dentist's drill has more entertainment value, and it ends quicker than this piece of crap.

Out of all those movies that make you hate Jim Carrey, this is one of them.
 
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