HEAT!!
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Yo! Fuck the heat. No, not the movie -
Pacino, De Niro, my heroes - that shit fuckin' moved me
I'm talkin' 'bout that feelin' when ya balls slick with sweat
When ya head fuckin' reeling, and you wish you were dead
And suddenly you see shit, like a fuckin' mirage
Of a Suicide Girl, bent over in a garage
She workin' like Kimble from that movie Hot Rod
Sweaty fingers be nimble and she got a hot bod
Hammer smackin' that engine - arms covered in grease
She gimme a smile like she wanna taste-a my piece
Now I'm twice as hot, my dick's fuckin' fried
'Cause I want what she got - man, how am I still alive?
But what the fuck is this? She's got a fuckin' gun!
Girl just committed suicide - man, THAT ain't fun
Dick fuckin' wiltin', fantasies turned to shit
If I'd known this was so depressin'? I wouldn't have written it!
Pacino, De Niro, my heroes - that shit fuckin' moved me
I'm talkin' 'bout that feelin' when ya balls slick with sweat
When ya head fuckin' reeling, and you wish you were dead
And suddenly you see shit, like a fuckin' mirage
Of a Suicide Girl, bent over in a garage
She workin' like Kimble from that movie Hot Rod
Sweaty fingers be nimble and she got a hot bod
Hammer smackin' that engine - arms covered in grease
She gimme a smile like she wanna taste-a my piece
Now I'm twice as hot, my dick's fuckin' fried
'Cause I want what she got - man, how am I still alive?
But what the fuck is this? She's got a fuckin' gun!
Girl just committed suicide - man, THAT ain't fun
Dick fuckin' wiltin', fantasies turned to shit
If I'd known this was so depressin'? I wouldn't have written it!
Sounds like Nick's prom night
I'm right around where Gusto and TNG are. So... same deal. Yesterday humidex brought it up to 50C, as Gusto reported. We are also having a drought. In Oakville, we rarely get a full week without rain, but we haven't had a drop all month. The grass is yellow and brown, and crunches when you walk on it, its burnt. The leaves on the trees are drooping and some are even yellow or orange.
And the cicadas start at 6am. Again, this is CANADA. And even more than most of my friends, I am not a creature of summer. I am made for fall and winter. Everyone always calls me crazy, but you know what, -20 is NOT as bad as positive 30.
I plan on going up north to my parents' place for the long weekend. If its not raining there, I may spend the entirety of my visit in the lake.
And the cicadas start at 6am. Again, this is CANADA. And even more than most of my friends, I am not a creature of summer. I am made for fall and winter. Everyone always calls me crazy, but you know what, -20 is NOT as bad as positive 30.
I plan on going up north to my parents' place for the long weekend. If its not raining there, I may spend the entirety of my visit in the lake.
That is the one good thing about a drought; no mosquitoes (though they are not that bad here even on the worst years, regardless of how much the locals may complain)
Jesus it's bad out east. It poured all damn day monsoon style and hovered around 15 degrees or so. Other than our massive mosquito problem, our weather has generally been tolerable with a few 30 degree days here or there.
Mosquitos? My city has this http://mosquitofestival.com/
A town very near where I grew up (part of the same township, actually), has such bad mosquito problems that they used to have a bug repellent truck that would drive down streets and blast bug repellent all over. There was a sudden influx of new residents, who complained about the truck for the noise, and for the fact that at a certain time each week they were forced to go inside for an hour or two. The bug repellent service was revoked, and they soon saw their folly.
Now they have a plane fly over to do it.(Or so I've been told. The truck thing I can say with 100% certainty though)
Now they have a plane fly over to do it.(Or so I've been told. The truck thing I can say with 100% certainty though)
We have trucks come around every summer to do the same thing. Ahh, the joys of Florida.
I really hate my state.
Again, the mosquitoes here this year are 15 years of drought dormant fuckfaces all coming out at once. There are fields that are nothing but tornado blight swarms of the fuckers. It's the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. Outdoors right now is a miserable place that few dare spend time in.
I guess we got some rain this morning? I woke up to loud claps of thunder at around 6:15am, looked outside and it wasn't raining yet, got up at 6:45 and there was still no rain, but the ground outside is wet. So it must have rained for a brief period in between. Not really enough.
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