Dear Lurker,

[strawman]

I notice that there are 48 over 80 guests browsing while only 14 members are here.

While this 5:1 ratio suggests you are highly amused by our antics, which is flattering, you must know that we all live and die by the random approval of strangers.

So even if you don't plan on contributing text to the threads, please consider registering and signing in so you can like our posts, and provide that internet-validation we so dearly crave.

It's not enough to laugh at our vapid comedy and move on - we can't observe and relish your amusement. Please, do your part and like a post today!

/insert sepia toned war-era call-to-action poster here

 

[Emrys]

If you don't, he'll have another kid! Don't push him! The man is crazy!

 

[Officer_Charon]

Also remember: I work for the government, and know where you live.

 

[Jay]

I wonder how many hits we get by the cosplay thread alone.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Or how many lurkers go to the cosplay thread, hoping for covert panty shots/nipple slips?

 

[Emrys]

Also remember: I work for the government, and know where you live.

Is that "you" specific or general?

 

[Shegokigo]

The one's he doesn't... I do.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Is that "you" specific or general?

Yes.

 

[Emrys]

Yes.

Hoy! Then it's a good thing I live in the wasteland of the great white north. No one can find me here.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Lurkers, I finally finished that book about having sex with clocks. It's about fucking time.

 

[Tiger Tsang]

You can't make me post! No matter what you . . . . . awwwwwgooooodammmit

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Also: ThatNickguy drunk? Rare. SHARE!

 

[bhamv3]

Hoy! Then it's a good thing I live in the wasteland of the great white north. No one can find me here.

Found a picture of your house.

 

[gargoyle_eva]

That looks alot like my house, except mine is made of mud...as I hail from the wasteland of the great red south. Nobody can find me here either. Side note, 3 weeks later and my clothes still have red dirt stains on them. Never going inland again.

 

[North_Ranger]

For every unregistered lurker, God kills a catgirl.

Think about it.

 

[General Specific]

Is that "you" specific or general?

Yes.

 

[Thread Necromancer]

Lurkers: Forum Voyeurs.

I'm just throwing that out there.

 

[Philosopher B.]

They see me lurkin'

They hatin'

^ The kind of song a lurker would sing ... IF THEY WEREN'T BUSY LURKING, THAT IS.

 

[checkeredhat]

I usually browse the forum as a guest before I actually sign in to post.

 

[Emrys]

Heretic!

 

[TommiR]

That's actually my MO as well. I browse incognito (nearly) every day, and log in only when there is something for me to say, which isn't quite as often.

However, if it is internet likes you crave, I'm sure I can accommodate.

 

[Dave]

Those not logged in have the ability to like posts. I've set it up that way.

 

[David]

 

[Hailey Knight]

Those not logged in will be sent to the Hell of Upside Down Sinners.

Fixed.

 

[DaveTest]

Or maybe not. I just logged in to try it out and I couldn't. Time to go to the AdminPanel.

 

[strawman]

Lurkers: Forum Voyeurs.

I'm just throwing that out there.

Active participants: Exhibitionists.

Just sayin'.

 

[Emrys]

We're all mad here.

 

[General Specific]

 

[Jax]

Those not logged in have the ability to like posts. I've set it up that way.

Damn, so I didn't need to sign up after all!

Does it work though? I don't recall seeing a like button without being logged in..

 

[Dave]

Nope. Just sent a ticket to XenForo and got this back:

As I understand it, there is an additional layer of permissions relating to guests, which prevents them liking posts or voting on polls.

To which I've responded:

May I ask, then, why that is in the permissions? If it's not going to be allowed even though we want it to, why put it there so it looks like we can?

 

[TommiR]

So I need to log in to make my presence felt? That's outrageous! I demand a more convenient way to exercise my influence without actually having to do anything or to move my fingers! I'm entitled!

 

[Officer_Charon]

Of course you are, you're European. *trollface.jpg*

 

[North_Ranger]

Of course you are, you're European. *trollface.jpg*

An American mocking a European about feeling entitled? That's rich. *trollface x2*

 

[Shegokigo]

A European mocking an American about mocking a European about feeling entitled?
Ernesttrollface:

 

[figmentPez]