Banana Runts

Banana Runts


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Oh man I love those banana marshmallows. There was a bowl of those and the strawberry ones at my family reunion yesterday. My brother and I just stood over the bowl scarfing down the bananas and left the strawberries for everyone else.

But they still got nothing on Banana Runts.
 


They aren't horrible if you can get them while they're still soft but they usually sit on the shelf for years because no one wants them and they get hard as cocks. Tiny...yellow...cocks...
So you prefer your cocks soft and flaccid?
 
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Oh man I love those banana marshmallows. There was a bowl of those and the strawberry ones at my family reunion yesterday. My brother and I just stood over the bowl scarfing down the bananas and left the strawberries for everyone else.

But they still got nothing on Banana Runts.
I think you may have an addiction...

Guy....I...have a confession.

I hate candy.
You live in some kind of dialectal cul de sac AND you hate candy. You missy are an enigma
 
Guy....I...have a confession.

I hate candy.
Same here. I used to love it, but I absconded from the stuff during my later teenage years for some reason (along with soda, pizza, cake, etc.) and now the taste of the stuff is too sweet for me. (The other stuff in the parentheses I have returned to though, sparingly.)
 
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I like chocolate but I would never buy a box of runts or something like that.
The only candy I always buy is candy corn (well not anymore fucking allergy warnings), candy canes, russel stover mini boxes of chocolate at valentines (again not anymore SIGH) and the occasional sucker.
 
Yeah, I don't usually buy candy anymore, other than chocolate bars. But if offered some, I'll take it. The only other exception is I like to buy Real Fruit Gummies for the movie theatre.
 
I am not a fan of banana flavouring, and don't like Runts and I detested Bananacillan, maybe that is why I am so healthy as an adult so I never have to risk it again. On the otherhand I love watermelon flavouring except Jollyranchers because those ones taste like red apples to me, even though I like apply flavouring.
 

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I think it's something everyone goes through when they get older. All that sugar just starts to taste gross when you grow up. Except at Halloween and Christmas--it's still pretty good then.
 
I should also mention I don't like banana flavouring. It reminds me of the medicine I had to take for my ears when I was a kid.

LittleSin Story: I was staying with my grandmother when I got my ear infection. The doctor prescribed the banana medicine but the pharamacist gave no further instruction on it out side of 'use twice a day'.

Nanny used her deductive reasoning and decided that the way it had to be administered was by directly pouring it in my ear. It, sadly, did not work and a day or so later, after I had gained a fever and would not stop wailing, I was taken to the hospital where a very awkward intern told Nanny how the medicine was to be used.

That was my first trip to an hospital AND my Nanny has not been back to that hospital since, going so far as to drive an extra 4 hours to avoid it.
 
I should also mention I don't like banana flavouring. It reminds me of the medicine I had to take for my ears when I was a kid.

LittleSin Story: I was staying with my grandmother when I got my ear infection. The doctor prescribed the banana medicine but the pharamacist gave no further instruction on it out side of 'use twice a day'.

Nanny used her deductive reasoning and decided that the way it had to be administered was by directly pouring it in my ear. It, sadly, did not work and a day or so later, after I had gained a fever and would not stop wailing, I was taken to the hospital where a very awkward intern told Nanny how the medicine was to be used.

That was my first trip to an hospital AND my Nanny has not been back to that hospital since, going so far as to drive an extra 4 hours to avoid it.
...

I...

Well.
 
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what kind of pharmacy doesnt list the amount to be taken and the way it is to be administered? that's just assinine.
 
Oh it listed the amount and how often...just not the how. This was before computer print offs. I know that nowadays when I go to the pharamacy they will hand me a friggin' books worth of instructions and give me a personal lecture before I leave.
 
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You have to be careful. Every time I get a prescription filled a different place it has a DIFFERENT warning on the label. It's kind of weird.
 
LittleSin please tell me that Granny did not provide any other medical treatment! Not into candy and chocolate gives me skull crushing headaches but I opened this thread expecting to see midgets climbing banana trees! Now the tiny yellow penises are scaring me, mostly because I have this feeling there will be a Chinese medicine based on them somewhere.
 
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You know what's really weird, Circus Peanuts. Wtf are those made of anyway?
 
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After lunch today there was laffy taffy at the counter. i had to get a banana one because of this thread. mmmm
 
I'm tempted to do a study to see if people that like artificial banana flavoring also like licorice; Good N Plenty; Mike N Ike type crap, along with black jelly beans. After gathering my data, I shall do my best to smite their tainted abomination of a genome from the pool.

Eugenics the the XTREME!
 
The people that like Jelly beans make bowls of jelly beans better for the rest of us by preventing those negroid gelatin pustules from ever touching our blessed sugar holiness.
 

figmentPez

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I love black licorice flavor. Except I don't really like licorice ropes. Give me jelly beans, licorice tea, or those jelly candies rolled in sugar. Mmm, so good.
 
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I like some fake banana flavored things but not all of them.

I love black licorice flavor. Except I don't really like licorice ropes. Give me jelly beans, licorice tea, or those jelly candies rolled in sugar. Mmm, so good.
I don't like black licorice but I love the black licorice Scottie dogs they sell during the holidays. Not because I like to eat them because I don't. But because they are so damn cute.
 
I'm tempted to do a study to see if people that like artificial banana flavoring also like licorice; Good N Plenty; Mike N Ike type crap, along with black jelly beans. After gathering my data, I shall do my best to smite their tainted abomination of a genome from the pool.

Eugenics the the XTREME!
I Loves me some Banana flavouring, but hate, HATE, black licorice, Good and Plenty, and black Jellybeans. Mike N Ike is okay enough I guess, but its kind of a why bother.
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You know what's really weird, Circus Peanuts. Wtf are those made of anyway?
I have no idea what this is. I thought circus peanuts were literally just peanuts they sold at the circus.
 
My best friend loves ALL banana flavored stuff. I had to have her read this thread. She also loves black licorice.

I like banana flavored runts but haaaaate black licorice. No thank you.
 

Cajungal

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Blech, black licorice. I had to put fennel bulb into risotto once, and it tasted like black jelly bean rice. Gnarsty.
 
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