not so serious but I want to rant II: Redemption

[strawman]

When I'm like that I just swear at my uterus.. it's usually to blame.

That's hysterical.

 

[drifter]

 

[Krisken]

That's hysterical.

I bet you say that to all the girls.

 

[Fun Size]

So I got my awesome prize pack, and I'm trying to read these Daredevil comics, as I've read Kingdom Come and The Dark Knight Returns, and so far, it's exactly what used to bother me about comics: minor exposition (i.e. someone else in love with Matt Murdoch) followed by bad guy showing up and then promptly getting his ass kicked. Maybe it's because I just finished Blackest Night, but these tiny, bite size stories lack the depth I want in a book. I'll keep going, but I really hope they pick up soon.

 

[Piotyr]

Today's thought that makes me feel really old.

This year's incoming college freshmen not only never heard of Andre the Giant, 2/3 of them were born after he died.

 

[Emrys]

I have to teach parliamentary procedure to a bunch of military members.

For my next trick, I'll teach hippos to dance ballet and pigs to ice skate.

 

[makare]

Probate is mind numbingly boring. Criminy.

Also, I'm anemic... not moss anemic but still kind of a bummer.

 

[makare]

also my cat will only eat treats if i rub them on his head first..... wtf

 

[GasBandit]

also my cat will only eat treats if i rub them on his head first..... wtf

Oh gawd I is DELICIOUS.

 

[makare]

I went to Five Guys for lunch today and I forgot that you have to specifically get the smaller burger. It was pretty expensive and I couldn't even eat my whole burger

 

[DarkAudit]

I know it's 3am, but IHOP is not the proper place to be cursing like three sailors. And what kind of a man calls his own mother "dumbass" in public, even in jest?

 

[sixpackshaker]

I know it's 3am, but IHOP is not the proper place to be cursing like three sailors. And what kind of a man calls his own mother "dumbass" in public, even in jest?

Did she call him a "Son of a Bitch" first?

 

[Hailey Knight]

I should not have so much caffeine when I never drink caffeine. My eye has been bugging the hell out of me since I drank that Dr Pepper yesterday.

 

[figmentPez]

Stupid Comcast, always breaking things so that closed captions don't work.

 

[Krisken]

I know it's 3am, but IHOP is not the proper place to be cursing like three sailors. And what kind of a man calls his own mother "dumbass" in public, even in jest?

You, sir, don't spend enough time at IHOP.

 

[makare]

I call my mom a dirty ho >.>

 

[Officer_Charon]

My dear sir, IHOP is a QUALITY establishment... they should recuse themselves to the Waffle House, where such antics are the norm.

Bloody riff-raff...

 

[Krisken]

My dear sir, IHOP is a QUALITY establishment... they should recuse themselves to the Waffle House, where such antics are the norm.

Bloody riff-raff...

You, sir, spend a lot of time at Der Waffle Haus!

 

[Officer_Charon]

You, sir, spend a lot of time at Der Waffle Haus!

You, sir, are a cad and a vile slanderer. *pulls off glove*

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

You, sir, are a cad and a vile slanderer. *pulls off glove*

Oh, I see. You take the gloves off for Krisken.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Because I know you enjoy the feel of kidskin. Settle down, whelp.

 

[Krisken]

Oh, I see. You take the gloves off for Krisken.

He doesn't have to remove his gloves to give a child a spanking.

 

[makare]

The fact that you can't make people feel the way you want them to feel is sometimes hard to accept. At least it is for me.

 

[Krisken]

The fact that you can't make people feel the way you want them to feel is sometimes hard to accept. At least it is for me.

Are you trying to instill overpowering sense of dread and fear in people again?

 

[makare]

Are you trying to instill overpowering sense of dread and fear in people again?

Is it Christmas? No, I don't think so.

 

[DarkAudit]

Lunch did it's damnedest to try to kill me last night. First out one end and then the other. Finally got to the point where I wasn't waking up every hour to puke.

I'm feeling better now, but still very weak. Getting up and moving from one spot to another taking a lot of effort. Gatorade on it's way to help restore some of those lost electrolytes.

 

[GasBandit]

Arguing? Dread? Food poisoning? What is this, Denny's?

 

[makare]

There are too many Goddamn 1ls and the room is too hot.

 

[strawman]

you can't make people feel the way you want them to feel

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
- The Pharmaceutical Industry

 

[Krisken]

AC adapter for my computer just died, so I have roughly an hour left on the battery charge. I'll have to pull out the big nasty computer until the power cord arrives by mail (which I just ordered). Fucking hell.

 

[Adam]

AC adapter for my computer just died, so I have roughly an hour left on the battery charge. I'll have to pull out the big nasty computer until the power cord arrives by mail (which I just ordered). Fucking hell.

Usually I end that sentence with Fucking Dell instead.

 

[Krisken]

Well, that one is a toshiba. The old one I'm using now as a replacement is a hp (possibly the worst built laptop in the history of laptops) that I unaffectionately call "big nasty". This will be a long 2-4 days waiting for the power cord.

 

[makare]

so many potential responses to "big nasty"...

most are yo mama jokes though

 

[Krisken]

my mom is 110lbs soaking wet.

 

[Cheesy1]

Ew.