How Would You...? (Renamed thread)

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doomdragon6

doomdragon6

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This topic is made purely for curiosity and interest, to make people think. I understand this topic easily teeters on top of (or possibly plunges into) the realm of completely inappropriate, so mods feel free to watch like hawks.

Basically, how would you kill somebody if you were to do it?

You can answer this in two ways-- one would be "no consequences to you whatsoever" and the second would be "- and how would you get away with it?"

For example, for some reason I feel like I'd want to do it with a crossbow. I don't know why, it just seems like, if given a consequence-free kill (granted I'd never be able to kill an innocent person without thinking of how many other lives I'd ruined), I'd probably go with a crossbow. :shrug:

How would you go about it?
 
AshburnerX

AshburnerX

Let's assume that I already have easy access to the house. Generally speaking, something like 90% of murders are committed by people the victim knows well so this isn't out of the question.

Honestly, the easiest way to do it, consequence free, in my mind would be to alter something in the house. For instance, I'd call a repairman about the gas furnace when it needed maintenance, then set it to leak into the house. Then the owner ether slowly suffocates or the house blows up/burns down when they turn on a light or something.

Any signs of tampering are going to be blamed on ether the fire/explosion or the repair guy.
Any fingerprints can be explained away by telling them I was the one who found the original problem, but I called the furnace guy to fix it because I didn't know how to fix it. This is assuming the fire doesn't destroy them.
If I need a tool to do it, I'd go a fast food place, get some food, then put the tool in the bag after I'm done and toss it in the garbage there.

In the end, the repairman gets blamed (ether for causing it or being incompetent). After all, whatever motive I may have had, I clearly wouldn't have had the experience to do it. Even if I did, the repairman had means and opportunity as well and without a piece of direct evidence linking me to the crime, I ether don't get charged or I walk.
 
Denbrought

Denbrought

Hmm, I guess I'd shave their head, then scalp them, then use a hunting knife, to cut their neck open while they're hogtied on the ground, face-down.
 
North_Ranger

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I'll need two hunting knives, a full salt shaker, rope, a DVD collection of Teletubbies, duct tape and a small aubergine...
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

I'd invite the person in question out for a friendly walk, and at the right moment I'd push him or her into the path of an incoming bus.

"Oh officer, it was horrible, he just slipped and tumbled into the street, who could've known that bus would show up right then and there?"
 
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Philosopher B.

If you really wanna kill someone, let grandpa do it:



It won't hurt none, old grandpa's the best!
 
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