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Sep 2, 2011#1

doomdragon6

This topic is made purely for curiosity and interest, to make people think. I understand this topic easily teeters on top of (or possibly plunges into) the realm of completely inappropriate, so mods feel free to watch like hawks.

Basically, how would you kill somebody if you were to do it?

You can answer this in two ways-- one would be "no consequences to you whatsoever" and the second would be "- and how would you get away with it?"

For example, for some reason I feel like I'd want to do it with a crossbow. I don't know why, it just seems like, if given a consequence-free kill (granted I'd never be able to kill an innocent person without thinking of how many other lives I'd ruined), I'd probably go with a crossbow. :shrug:

How would you go about it?

Sep 2, 2011#2

Shegokigo

Sep 2, 2011#3

Hailey Knight

Sep 2, 2011#4

makare

Id glue them to the floor and start the house on fire.

Sep 2, 2011#5

Shegokigo

Is it any surprise that the first season of Death Note is hands down my favorite anime ever?

Sep 2, 2011#6

Emrys

Added at: 22:04
I would give Shego alot of money and free rein.

Sep 2, 2011#7

AshburnerX

Let's assume that I already have easy access to the house. Generally speaking, something like 90% of murders are committed by people the victim knows well so this isn't out of the question.

Honestly, the easiest way to do it, consequence free, in my mind would be to alter something in the house. For instance, I'd call a repairman about the gas furnace when it needed maintenance, then set it to leak into the house. Then the owner ether slowly suffocates or the house blows up/burns down when they turn on a light or something.

Any signs of tampering are going to be blamed on ether the fire/explosion or the repair guy.
Any fingerprints can be explained away by telling them I was the one who found the original problem, but I called the furnace guy to fix it because I didn't know how to fix it. This is assuming the fire doesn't destroy them.
If I need a tool to do it, I'd go a fast food place, get some food, then put the tool in the bag after I'm done and toss it in the garbage there.

In the end, the repairman gets blamed (ether for causing it or being incompetent). After all, whatever motive I may have had, I clearly wouldn't have had the experience to do it. Even if I did, the repairman had means and opportunity as well and without a piece of direct evidence linking me to the crime, I ether don't get charged or I walk.

Sep 2, 2011#8

Krisken

Accidentally?

Sep 2, 2011#9

Allen who is Quiet

With kindness.

Sep 2, 2011#10

Espy

Krisken said:
Accidentally?

Oh like the cops are gonna buy that. Pff.

Sep 2, 2011#11

Allen who is Quiet

Also, with bad publicity.

Sep 3, 2011#12

Charlie Don't Surf

Softly.

Sep 3, 2011#13

Shegokigo

With your song?

Sep 3, 2011#14

Denbrought

Hmm, I guess I'd shave their head, then scalp them, then use a hunting knife, to cut their neck open while they're hogtied on the ground, face-down.

Sep 3, 2011#15

Krisken

Oh, c'mon. We all know you would put someone in a room of rabid kitties.

Sep 3, 2011#16

Denbrought

Krisken said:
Oh, c'mon. We all know you would put someone in a room of rabid kitties.

>_>

<_<

Rabid puppies. The kittehs are a reward.

Sep 3, 2011#17

Krisken

for the puppies?

Sep 3, 2011#18

Denbrought

For people that are un-mean. YOU GET THE BLOODTHIRSTY PUPPIES.

Sep 3, 2011#19

sixpackshaker

3 pumps from a shot gun, untraceable, unless there are good witnesses.

Sep 3, 2011#20

Philosopher B.

doomdragon6 said:
How would you go about it?

I'd make 'em read ur posts.

Lawlz.

Sep 3, 2011#21

phil

Philosopher B. said:
I'd make 'em read ur posts.

Lawlz.

THAT is almost exactly what I came in here to say.

DAMN YOU OTHER PHIL!

DAAAAAAMMMNNNNNN YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU

Sep 3, 2011#22

Philosopher B.

Sep 3, 2011#23

North_Ranger

I'll need two hunting knives, a full salt shaker, rope, a DVD collection of Teletubbies, duct tape and a small aubergine...

Sep 3, 2011#24

bhamv3

I'd invite the person in question out for a friendly walk, and at the right moment I'd push him or her into the path of an incoming bus.

"Oh officer, it was horrible, he just slipped and tumbled into the street, who could've known that bus would show up right then and there?"

Sep 3, 2011#25

LordRendar

A woodchipper and a Pig Farm.
Added at: 09:43
Serve Porkchops during the Funeral.

Sep 3, 2011#26

Philosopher B.

If you really wanna kill someone, let grandpa do it:

It won't hurt none, old grandpa's the best!

Sep 3, 2011#27

Mathias

You guys are pretty fucked in the head.

A gun. That's all I'd need. Bam. You're fucking dead.

Sep 3, 2011#28

sixpackshaker

Try the gun with ice bullets...

shit don't work but it was good for Cold War fiction.

Sep 3, 2011#29

Hailey Knight

sixpackshaker said:
Try the gun with ice bullets...

shit don't work but it was good for Cold War fiction.

Soviet Russia can't afford real bullets, so they used ice bullets?

It's just like the claymation Jack Frost. "Ice money!"

Sep 3, 2011#30

ThatNickGuy

Make them consume fast-drying cement.

...

Yeah, I've got a twisted imagination sometimes. Helps for creating villains.

Sep 3, 2011#31

Hailey Knight

Creative kills do not make a good villain; they make good set pieces for a Final Destination film.

Sep 3, 2011#32

ThatNickGuy

I just meant a twisted imagination, not specifically for kills.

Sep 3, 2011#33

Mathias

ThatNickGuy said:
Make them consume fast-drying cement.

...

Yeah, I've got a twisted imagination sometimes. Helps for creating villains.

Fast drying cement wont kill you like you think it would...

Sep 3, 2011#34

Cajungal

*reads thread*

Sep 3, 2011#35

Gusto

Via exhaustion after a night of passionate lovemaking.

Sep 3, 2011#36

Espy

Gusto said:
Via exhaustion after a night of passionate lovemaking.

Sep 3, 2011#37

makare

interesting image choice in response to a night of lovemaking.

Sep 3, 2011#38

sixpackshaker

Gusto said:
Via exhaustion after a night of passionate lovemaking.

You must really hate that guy.

Sep 3, 2011#39

Espy

makare said:
interesting image choice in response to a night of lovemaking.

You and your dirty mind.

Sep 3, 2011#40

bhamv3

He's a smoking baby, whaddya expect?

Sep 3, 2011#41

North_Ranger

ThatNickGuy said:
Make them consume fast-drying cement.

...

Yeah, I've got a twisted imagination sometimes. Helps for creating villains.

I remember reading that some Medieval monarch who was suspected of being gay was killed in a quite terrifying fashion related to yours.

I think it was something like pouring molten gold into his rectum or something.

Sep 3, 2011#42

phil

Mathias said:
You guys are pretty fucked in the head.

A gun. That's all I'd need. Bam. You're fucking dead.

That's one of my irrational fears. It's just so easy to kill someone using a gun. Sometimes when I'm walking around I realize that someone could just walk up behind me, shoot me in the head, and then keep going like it never happened. Even if this completely random act of violence did get caught on camera or witnessed in some way that's not going to do me any good 'cause I'm already dead.

And this isn't some rant about guns. I'm aware this can happen with any weapon.

Sep 3, 2011#43

doomdragon6

I feel like that sometimes too. Whenever I'm just "out" I like to try to keep aware of my surroundings constantly, looking for anywhere anyone could come from and how to deal with it in case.

I probably wouldn't be ABLE to deal with it, but I do share your "paranoia" on it.

Sep 3, 2011#44

North_Ranger

And that's the reason I bite my tongue when I hear assholes who throw insults at people. I don't want a fight, and I generally just forget about that later on.

If that makes me a coward, so be it.

Well... there was that one time when a thirty-something older couple, drunk off their asses and having just fucked on the street (it was late on Midsummer Eve), started following me, my girlfriend and some friends. He tried to catch up to my girlfriend, who he believed had looked at them wrong when they were screwing against the wall, and I stepped between them, giving the man the angriest glare a six-foot, three-hundred-plus-pound bearded man can.

It worked, though.

Sep 3, 2011#45

General Specific

old age

Sep 3, 2011#46

HCGLNS

High calibre rifle shot to the head at extreme range.

Sep 3, 2011#47

fade

until they die from it.

Sep 3, 2011#48

Officer_Charon

Leaving no forensic evidence behind, and 3 solid alibis.

Sep 3, 2011#49

Hailey Knight

Officer_Charon said:
Leaving no forensic evidence behind, and 3 solid alibis.

I first read that as "3 solid albinos".

Man, there are so many wrong jokes one could make about a police officer answering that question.

Sep 3, 2011#50

Officer_Charon

I'm just sayin'...

Sep 3, 2011#51

Hailey Knight

Officer_Charon said:
I'm just sayin'...

You're just saying... "he's got a gun!" while falling to one knee as three fellow police officers stand next to you with their weapons drawn?

Disclaimer:
(I'm not being Le Quack or saying you're that kind of cop; just making one of the possible jokes. That was a real case in NYC back in the '90s.)

Sep 3, 2011#52

Officer_Charon

*chuckles* No worries.

Sep 3, 2011#53

Hailey Knight

Sep 3, 2011#54

Denbrought

Quotemander Prime said:

You win.

Sep 3, 2011#55

AshburnerX

Is that... from Hell Girl?

Sep 3, 2011#56

Denbrought

AshburnerX said:
Is that... from Hell Girl?

Jigoku Shoujo, and SSSHHHHHHH~!

You don't want that kind of thing spreading around.

Sep 3, 2011#57

Hailey Knight

AshburnerX said:
Is that... from Hell Girl?

Yeah, the other anime we're watching right now.

Sep 4, 2011#58

PatrThom

1) Make sure victim deserves it. Do my research. If I'm going to risk my freedom, it's going to be for an unquestionably beneficial reason.
2) Research victim. Learn habits, routes, favorites.
3) Determine best method to isolate victim.
4) Determine best method to neutralize victim while isolated. Avoid collateral death(s) if possible.
5) Reaffirm #1-4.
6) Execute.

--Patrick

Sep 5, 2011#59

Chippy

Sep 6, 2011#60

Chibibar

Are we talking about a single person? or multiple/serial type?

A single person, the best way is NOT to get caught. It is best to make it look natural.
this of course takes quite a bit of work. You would have to know your target and habits. People can die from a lot of things. It doesn't take much to kill a person. I mean you can drown someone with a teaspoon of water.

Serial type?
never take a souvenir.
never leave a "marker"
never do it the same way
never follow a pattern

Sep 6, 2011#61

Krisken

Chibibar said:
Are we talking about a single person? or multiple/serial type?

A single person, the best way is NOT to get caught. It is best to make it look natural.
this of course takes quite a bit of work. You would have to know your target and habits. People can die from a lot of things. It doesn't take much to kill a person. I mean you can drown someone with a teaspoon of water.

Serial type?
never take a souvenir.
never leave a "marker"
never do it the same way
never follow a pattern

There is always a pattern. We are creatures of habit, and even if we think we are avoiding a pattern we create one.Hell, you made a pattern right there. Never take a souvenir. Never do it the same way. Those are just the connections we see. Eventually a pattern will arise, whether it is choice of victims, locations, or any number of other factors.

Sep 6, 2011#62

Denbrought

Krisken said:
There is always a pattern. We are creatures of habit, and even if we think we are avoiding a pattern we create one.Hell, you made a pattern right there. Never take a souvenir. Never do it the same way. Those are just the connections we see. Eventually a pattern will arise, whether it is choice of victims, locations, or any number of other factors.

Aaaaand that's why you make a bunch of d100 tables, one for each relevant part of the crime, and roll on them.

*roll* short redhead strangled with scarf in alley, cut hair with scissors.

Sep 6, 2011#63

Gusto

phil said:
That's one of my irrational fears. It's just so easy to kill someone using a gun. Sometimes when I'm walking around I realize that someone could just walk up behind me, shoot me in the head, and then keep going like it never happened. Even if this completely random act of violence did get caught on camera or witnessed in some way that's not going to do me any good 'cause I'm already dead.

And this isn't some rant about guns. I'm aware this can happen with any weapon.

I sometimes get worried that I don't worry enough about being attacked or mugged when wandering the streets late at night.

Sep 6, 2011#64

Shegokigo

Krisken said:
There is always a pattern. We are creatures of habit, and even if we think we are avoiding a pattern we create one.Hell, you made a pattern right there. Never take a souvenir. Never do it the same way. Those are just the connections we see. Eventually a pattern will arise, whether it is choice of victims, locations, or any number of other factors.

You should watch "The Poughkepsie Tapes". Very informative documentary.

Sep 6, 2011#65

fade

From my detective wife: "The ones that think they know about police procedure and forensics are the easiest to catch. Half the time because they're really proud of themselves and they want you to know."

Sep 6, 2011#66

doomdragon6

Before I watch them and potentially never feel safe, what is it about?

Sep 6, 2011#67

Azurephoenix

HCGLNS said:
High calibre rifle shot to the head at extreme range.

This...

Sep 6, 2011#68

Chibibar

Krisken said:
There is always a pattern. We are creatures of habit, and even if we think we are avoiding a pattern we create one.Hell, you made a pattern right there. Never take a souvenir. Never do it the same way. Those are just the connections we see. Eventually a pattern will arise, whether it is choice of victims, locations, or any number of other factors.

you have a point, then maybe just to throw it off, keep a souvenir and then toss them (like random country) never kill in the same city, almost moving. Kill random in different country. Choose your target at random. Try to pin a murder on someone else, use a different identity, heck, steal an identity and commit the crime

Sep 6, 2011#69

CrimsonSoul

phil said:
That's one of my irrational fears. It's just so easy to kill someone using a gun. Sometimes when I'm walking around I realize that someone could just walk up behind me, shoot me in the head, and then keep going like it never happened. Even if this completely random act of violence did get caught on camera or witnessed in some way that's not going to do me any good 'cause I'm already dead.

And this isn't some rant about guns. I'm aware this can happen with any weapon.

One of my irrational fears is that it is so easy to kill someone using a pen/knife/rock. Sometimes when I'm walking around I realize that someone could just walk up behind me, stab me in the neck/slit my through/bash my head in, and then keep going like it never happened. Even if this completely random act of violence did get caught on camera or witnessed in some way that's not going to do me any good 'cause I'm already dead.

And this isn't some rant about pens/knifes/rocks. i'm aware this can happen with any weapon.

It works!

Sep 6, 2011#70

Biannoshufu

I'd hire Shego and Charon.

what?

Sep 7, 2011#71

Charlie Don't Surf

I'm curious what the going rate for a hitman(or hitwoman) is. There's no way to find out though without getting caught in a sting for the police if you aren't already deep in the criminal underworld.

Sep 7, 2011#72

Philosopher B.

I often wonder that myself.

Sep 7, 2011#73

sixpackshaker

Both teenagers received six-month military-style training on a Mexican ranch. Investigators say Cardona and Reta were paid $500 a week each as a retainer, to sit and wait for the call to kill. Then they were paid up to $50,000 and 2 kilos of cocaine for carrying out a hit.

http://articles.cnn.com/2009-03-12/...els-los-zetas-mexican-gulf-cartel?_s=PM:CRIME

Not bad work. Just sit around all day in a safe house, get orders, drive out in a $70,000 Mercedes, and kill the target.

Sep 7, 2011#74

Chibibar

CrimsonSoul said:
One of my irrational fears is that it is so easy to kill someone using a pen/knife/rock. Sometimes when I'm walking around I realize that someone could just walk up behind me, stab me in the neck/slit my through/bash my head in, and then keep going like it never happened. Even if this completely random act of violence did get caught on camera or witnessed in some way that's not going to do me any good 'cause I'm already dead.

And this isn't some rant about pens/knifes/rocks. i'm aware this can happen with any weapon.

It works!

Human are generally fragile creature. It doesn't take much to kill a person really.
you are right, you can use a pen, rock, knife in the right place is instant death.
A drop of poison
a teaspoon of water
allergic reaction

Sep 7, 2011#75

filmfanatic

Mmmmm...how would I kill someone?

I'm sorry if it's really morbid, but I'd barbecue them and serve up a feast made of their flesh. I've heard reports that humans taste like pork and it could be interesting to see if there's any truth to that.

Sep 8, 2011#76

Shegokigo

Philosopher B. said:
I often wonder that myself.

It's alot easier than you think, though much more expensive than the movies/tv would have you believe....

Sep 8, 2011#77

AshburnerX

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I'm curious what the going rate for a hitman(or hitwoman) is. There's no way to find out though without getting caught in a sting for the police if you aren't already deep in the criminal underworld.

Shegokigo said:
It's alot easier than you think, though much more expensive than the movies/tv would have you believe....

It generally depends on how you want it done, how well protected the target is, and the quality of the person your hiring. If you want a professional, international assassin then yeah... it's going to cost hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of dollars and it'll get done, no questions asked and with very little trace to you.

On the other hand, if you just need a normal guy dead and you don't care how, you could probably get away with hiring a bunch of gang bangers for a few thousand and they'll just break in and murder everyone in the house. If they get caught your kinda boned though, because they well sell you out at the drop of a hat.

That's the real determining factor really... how much is their silence worth? Someone who does it professionally is much less likely to talk, if only because they know their clients are rich enough to make an example of them. Someone who is part of an organization like the Mafia is also less likely to talk because it means giving up their family. But a gang banger looking at 25 to life? He will give you up in a second if it means they get out sooner. That's why bangers are cheap and professionals are expensive.

Sep 8, 2011#78

SpecialKO

Magic trick.

Sep 8, 2011#79

Jax

Damn, I forgot that one! Magic trick is indeed thé best way to kill someone, if not the most fun

Sep 8, 2011#80

Mathias

I'd trick them into saying Candlejack's name, and boy tho

Sep 8, 2011#81

Necronic

I would systematically destroy their finances, poison their food air and water, and then remove their ability to get health care. Then you just wait for nature to take its course.

Basically I would vote republican.

Sep 8, 2011#82

GasBandit

Put a poisonous snake in a basket and leave it for them to find, and right when they go to open it, jump out and yell, "COOOHHHBRAAAAAAAHHHHH!!"

Sep 8, 2011#83

Gryfter

I'll take ricin poisoning for 200, Walt.

Sep 8, 2011#84

PatrThom

I'm not giving away my secrets. I might need them some day.

--Patrick

Sep 8, 2011#85

Biannoshufu

I notice how Charon isn't saying anything in this thread

Sep 8, 2011#86

Denbrought

Biannoshufu said:
I notice how Charon isn't saying anything in this thread

Except for, y'know, https://www.halforums.com/threads/how-would-you-kill-someone.26171/page-2#post-859739

Sep 8, 2011#87

Biannoshufu

Denbrought said:
Except for, y'know, https://www.halforums.com/threads/how-would-you-kill-someone.26171/page-2#post-859739

That tells us nothing unless you are Captain Obvious.

Sep 9, 2011#88

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Two reason I can think of off the top o' me head.

1. An officer of the law disclosing valuable insight into the murder of another human being could have serious consequences on his personal and professional life.

2. He may have need of killing someone someday, revealing any details of the method and motive is counter-productive, and outright fucking stupid.

One or the other, maybe both.

Sep 9, 2011#89

Biannoshufu

killjoy poster is killjoy.

Sep 9, 2011#90

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Biannoshufu said:
killjoy poster is killjoy.

Whine moar.

Sep 9, 2011#91

Biannoshufu

ThatGrinningIdiot! said:
Whine moar.

I would, but your mom hates when I do that.

Sep 9, 2011#92

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Biannoshufu said:
I would, but your mom hates when I do that.

Good, I'd lose respect for her if she couldn't keep a whiny little brat like you in line.

Sep 9, 2011#93

makare

by making them listen to all the music in the terrible music thread.

Sep 9, 2011#94

Biannoshufu

ThatGrinningIdiot! said:
Good, I'd lose respect for her if she couldn't keep a whiny little brat like you in line.

You're terrible at this. Which is probably why your mom comes to me in the night, and whines about it.

Sep 9, 2011#95

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Biannoshufu said:
You're terrible at this. Which is probably why your mom comes to me in the night, and whines about it.

Says the woman who still uses "your momma" quips. I've gotten better insults from invalids who spend their day forcing circles through square holes.

Sep 9, 2011#96

Biannoshufu

ThatGrinningIdiot! said:
Says the woman who still uses "your momma" quips. I've gotten better insults from invalids who spend their day forcing circles through square holes.

No you haven't. You don't get shit from anyone. You're a big ass in your own little house, but no one gives a damn about you, and probably won't remember you after your dead. You know why? Because yo mamma, that's why. All night long. Also, she's sad that you're still so fat. But that's not relevant. Fat ass.

Sep 9, 2011#97

GasBandit

All joking aside, though, I am actually a little curious about cannibalism, too.

Sep 9, 2011#98

sixpackshaker

If you eat sausage long enough, odds are you are a little bit cannibal. Just a bit of finger or hand will get mixed in from time to time.

Sep 9, 2011#99

Dave

My wife eats human meat every now and again.

Sep 9, 2011#100

GasBandit

Dave said:
My wife eats human meat every now and again.

It doesn't count if you cough it back up again.

Sep 9, 2011#101

Dave

GasBandit said:
It doesn't count if you cough it back up again.

Damn.

Sep 9, 2011#102

SpecialKO

I'm not sure whether to admire Dave for having preemptively gone there before the rest of the thread could or be a little creeped out....

Sep 9, 2011#103

Gusto

Dave is a gross man.

Sep 9, 2011#104

PotaDOS

Deadly neurotoxin, while telling them how fat they are.

Sep 9, 2011#105

fade

Dave said:
My wife eats human meat every now and again.

Don't you return the favor? Selfish.

(I said selfish, not shellfish)

Sep 10, 2011#106

General Specific

GasBandit said:
Put a poisonous snake in a basket and leave it for them to find, and right when they go to open it, jump out and yell, "COOOHHHBRAAAAAAAHHHHH!!"

Perfect!

Sep 11, 2011#107

Officer_Charon

Just be careful when handling the rounds going into your weapon, and always, ALWAYS police your brass.

And gloves are wonderful things.

Sep 11, 2011#108

PatrThom

So is fertilizer. Truly a multi-use item.

--Patrick

Sep 11, 2011#109

Officer_Charon

Mmm, but then it starts becoming a federal crime. Keep it relatively low-profile.

Also, if you're going to make it look like a home invasion gone wrong, then take the time to help yourself to high-value items like laptops, game consoles, money and jewelry. At least throw off investigation.

Sep 11, 2011#110

AshburnerX

Officer_Charon said:
Mmm, but then it starts becoming a federal crime. Keep it relatively low-profile.

Also, if you're going to make it look like a home invasion gone wrong, then take the time to help yourself to high-value items like laptops, game consoles, money and jewelry. At least throw off investigation.

However, it's VERY important that you don't try to pawn these. You want to part them up and slowly dispose of them or anonymously donate them on the other side of town.

Sep 11, 2011#111

Officer_Charon

Agreed. Don't pawn or Craigslist... a simple word-of-mouth transaction should work. And make sure you don't try to sell it for a ridiculously cheap sum of money - most people might get a little suspicious if you offer them a PS3 for $40.

Sep 11, 2011#112

PatrThom

Officer_Charon said:
Mmm, but then it starts becoming a federal crime.

I was referring more to its presence invalidating a GSR test. Though the other thing is fun, too.

--Patrick

Sep 11, 2011#113

Biannoshufu

*takes notes*

*for a mystery novel she's writing.*

Sep 12, 2011#114

Shegokigo

Oh stop it Amy.

I know good and well that you knew all of that already.

Sep 12, 2011#115

GasBandit

Officer_Charon said:
Mmm, but then it starts becoming a federal crime. Keep it relatively low-profile.

Also, if you're going to make it look like a home invasion gone wrong, then take the time to help yourself to high-value items like laptops, game consoles, money and jewelry. At least throw off investigation.

Just a quick question.. to uh... settle a bet with a friend of mine. If you keep the gun inside a ziplock bag and then reach into that bag and then put the whole mess inside a trash bag... would the bullet exiting through the plastic be enough to get residue on the scene?

Sep 12, 2011#116

Officer_Charon

... So you're, in essence, trying to trap the residue in a double-layered catch... the question would be why? All you'd be doing would be trapping the GSR all over your hands, which would be the problem a lot of shooters have. Also, you'd run the risk of leaving trace evidence from the garbage bag onscene, to say nothing of running the risk of COMPLETELY destroying your accuracy.

Seems to me that you're trying too hard to do something irrelevant.

Sep 12, 2011#117

Dave

You guys are all evil.

Sep 12, 2011#118

GasBandit

Officer_Charon said:
... So you're, in essence, trying to trap the residue in a double-layered catch... the question would be why? All you'd be doing would be trapping the GSR all over your hands, which would be the problem a lot of shooters have. Also, you'd run the risk of leaving trace evidence from the garbage bag onscene, to say nothing of running the risk of COMPLETELY destroying your accuracy.

Seems to me that you're trying too hard to do something irrelevant.

Accuracy isn't a problem, the subject is tied to a ch... er.. would be tied to a chair. Just trying to make it look like he was shot somewhere else and moved there. Uh. Hypothetically.

Sep 12, 2011#119

AshburnerX

GasBandit said:
Accuracy isn't a problem, the subject is tied to a ch... er.. would be tied to a chair. Just trying to make it look like he was shot somewhere else and moved there. Uh. Hypothetically.

You'd have a problem with that. The blood in the body tends to pool according to how it is laid, so you'd have to be extra careful with placement and how you transport it. Besides, you'd still have to deal with splatter at the actual crime scene and lack of it at the dumping spot. Honestly, it would be easier to just kill them at the dumping ground while wearing a hazmat suit, then burning the hazmat suit.

Sep 12, 2011#120

GasBandit

AshburnerX said:
You'd have a problem with that. The blood in the body tends to pool according to how it is laid, so you'd have to be extra careful with placement and how you transport it. Besides, you'd still have to deal with splatter at the actual crime scene and lack of it at the dumping spot. Honestly, it would be easier to just kill them at the dumping ground while wearing a hazmat suit, then burning the hazmat suit.

No, not moving them, just wanting them to look moved... so... theoretically, put the guy IN the trashbag, shoot him, let him lie one way for a bit then take him out of the trashbag, clean him up, change his clothes and flip him over the other way. Got it.

Sep 12, 2011#121

FBI

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Sep 12, 2011#122

Dave

I don't know you but I love you.

Sep 12, 2011#123

LordRendar

Probably one of JCM's alts.-

Sep 12, 2011#124

GasBandit

FBI said:
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Pffft, like you see anything more than your morning donut.

Sep 12, 2011#125

Dave

Sep 12, 2011#126

Officer_Charon

Oi oi oi oi! Knock it off with the donut cracks! :mad:

Sep 12, 2011#127

LordRendar

I curse my city, for only having one Donut shop.and it is a city of over a million people.and just ONE donut shop.on every corner a Bakery...but no donuts.

Sep 12, 2011#128

Allen who is Quiet

Officer_Charon said:
Oi oi oi oi! Knock it off with the donut cracks!

Donut holes only!

Sep 12, 2011#129

Biannoshufu

I often vacillate between wanting to ask a bunch of questions to cops about how x does y action tactics, and remembering that oh yes, I like not having a public criminal record. Then when I write my murder mysteries cops let me know I've fucked up.

Also, isn't impersonating the FBI a crime with a $250,000 fine and up to three years in prison? I mean, yes, I laughed at the joke, but you might want to be careful with that kind of stuff...

Sep 12, 2011#130

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FBI said:
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Sep 12, 2011#131

Officer_Charon

Amy, in all seriousness, if you've got questions you'd like to ask, you can shoot me a PM. I'm a stickler for accuracy in my reading material. There's no crime in asking, or even having the information, as far as I know... it's what you do with it afterwards.

Sep 12, 2011#132

figmentPez

LordRendar said:
I curse my city, for only having one Donut shop.and it is a city of over a million people.and just ONE donut shop.on every corner a Bakery...but no donuts.

Around here you can't throw a stone without hitting a donut shop.

Mmmmm, kolaches.

Sep 12, 2011#133

Dave

Biannoshufu said:
I often vacillate between wanting to ask a bunch of questions to cops about how x does y action tactics, and remembering that oh yes, I like not having a public criminal record. Then when I write my murder mysteries cops let me know I've fucked up.

Also, isn't impersonating the FBI a crime with a $250,000 fine and up to three years in prison? I mean, yes, I laughed at the joke, but you might want to be careful with that kind of stuff...

If the IP were from the US I'll bet he'd worry. As it is, I don't think they can touch him.

Sep 12, 2011#134

SpecialKO

Dave said:
If the IP were from the US I'll bet he'd worry. As it is, I don't think they can touch him.

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