How Would You...? (Renamed thread)

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I'm curious what the going rate for a hitman(or hitwoman) is. There's no way to find out though without getting caught in a sting for the police if you aren't already deep in the criminal underworld.
 
Both teenagers received six-month military-style training on a Mexican ranch. Investigators say Cardona and Reta were paid $500 a week each as a retainer, to sit and wait for the call to kill. Then they were paid up to $50,000 and 2 kilos of cocaine for carrying out a hit.
http://articles.cnn.com/2009-03-12/...els-los-zetas-mexican-gulf-cartel?_s=PM:CRIME

Not bad work. Just sit around all day in a safe house, get orders, drive out in a $70,000 Mercedes, and kill the target.
 
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Chibibar

One of my irrational fears is that it is so easy to kill someone using a pen/knife/rock. Sometimes when I'm walking around I realize that someone could just walk up behind me, stab me in the neck/slit my through/bash my head in, and then keep going like it never happened. Even if this completely random act of violence did get caught on camera or witnessed in some way that's not going to do me any good 'cause I'm already dead.

And this isn't some rant about pens/knifes/rocks. i'm aware this can happen with any weapon.

It works!
Human are generally fragile creature. It doesn't take much to kill a person really.
you are right, you can use a pen, rock, knife in the right place is instant death.
A drop of poison
a teaspoon of water
allergic reaction
 
Mmmmm...how would I kill someone?

I'm sorry if it's really morbid, but I'd barbecue them and serve up a feast made of their flesh. I've heard reports that humans taste like pork and it could be interesting to see if there's any truth to that.
 
I'm curious what the going rate for a hitman(or hitwoman) is. There's no way to find out though without getting caught in a sting for the police if you aren't already deep in the criminal underworld.
It's alot easier than you think, though much more expensive than the movies/tv would have you believe....
It generally depends on how you want it done, how well protected the target is, and the quality of the person your hiring. If you want a professional, international assassin then yeah... it's going to cost hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of dollars and it'll get done, no questions asked and with very little trace to you.

On the other hand, if you just need a normal guy dead and you don't care how, you could probably get away with hiring a bunch of gang bangers for a few thousand and they'll just break in and murder everyone in the house. If they get caught your kinda boned though, because they well sell you out at the drop of a hat.

That's the real determining factor really... how much is their silence worth? Someone who does it professionally is much less likely to talk, if only because they know their clients are rich enough to make an example of them. Someone who is part of an organization like the Mafia is also less likely to talk because it means giving up their family. But a gang banger looking at 25 to life? He will give you up in a second if it means they get out sooner. That's why bangers are cheap and professionals are expensive.
 
Damn, I forgot that one! Magic trick is indeed thé best way to kill someone, if not the most fun :)
 
Two reason I can think of off the top o' me head.

1. An officer of the law disclosing valuable insight into the murder of another human being could have serious consequences on his personal and professional life.

2. He may have need of killing someone someday, revealing any details of the method and motive is counter-productive, and outright fucking stupid.

One or the other, maybe both.
 
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makare

by making them listen to all the music in the terrible music thread.
 
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Biannoshufu

Says the woman who still uses "your momma" quips. I've gotten better insults from invalids who spend their day forcing circles through square holes.
No you haven't. You don't get shit from anyone. You're a big ass in your own little house, but no one gives a damn about you, and probably won't remember you after your dead. You know why? Because yo mamma, that's why. All night long. Also, she's sad that you're still so fat. But that's not relevant. Fat ass.
 
If you eat sausage long enough, odds are you are a little bit cannibal. Just a bit of finger or hand will get mixed in from time to time.
 
I'm not sure whether to admire Dave for having preemptively gone there before the rest of the thread could or be a little creeped out....
 
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