How Would You...? (Renamed thread)
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makare
interesting image choice in response to a night of lovemaking.
You must really hate that guy.
North_Ranger
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I remember reading that some Medieval monarch who was suspected of being gay was killed in a quite terrifying fashion related to yours.Make them consume fast-drying cement.
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Yeah, I've got a twisted imagination sometimes. Helps for creating villains.
I think it was something like pouring molten gold into his rectum or something.
That's one of my irrational fears. It's just so easy to kill someone using a gun. Sometimes when I'm walking around I realize that someone could just walk up behind me, shoot me in the head, and then keep going like it never happened. Even if this completely random act of violence did get caught on camera or witnessed in some way that's not going to do me any good 'cause I'm already dead.
And this isn't some rant about guns. I'm aware this can happen with any weapon.
doomdragon6
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I feel like that sometimes too. Whenever I'm just "out" I like to try to keep aware of my surroundings constantly, looking for anywhere anyone could come from and how to deal with it in case.
I probably wouldn't be ABLE to deal with it, but I do share your "paranoia" on it.
I probably wouldn't be ABLE to deal with it, but I do share your "paranoia" on it.
North_Ranger
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And that's the reason I bite my tongue when I hear assholes who throw insults at people. I don't want a fight, and I generally just forget about that later on.
If that makes me a coward, so be it.
Well... there was that one time when a thirty-something older couple, drunk off their asses and having just fucked on the street (it was late on Midsummer Eve), started following me, my girlfriend and some friends. He tried to catch up to my girlfriend, who he believed had looked at them wrong when they were screwing against the wall, and I stepped between them, giving the man the angriest glare a six-foot, three-hundred-plus-pound bearded man can.
It worked, though.
If that makes me a coward, so be it.
Well... there was that one time when a thirty-something older couple, drunk off their asses and having just fucked on the street (it was late on Midsummer Eve), started following me, my girlfriend and some friends. He tried to catch up to my girlfriend, who he believed had looked at them wrong when they were screwing against the wall, and I stepped between them, giving the man the angriest glare a six-foot, three-hundred-plus-pound bearded man can.
It worked, though.
old age
Leaving no forensic evidence behind, and 3 solid alibis.
I first read that as "3 solid albinos".
Man, there are so many wrong jokes one could make about a police officer answering that question.
I'm just sayin'...
You're just saying... "he's got a gun!" while falling to one knee as three fellow police officers stand next to you with their weapons drawn?
Disclaimer:
(I'm not being Le Quack or saying you're that kind of cop; just making one of the possible jokes. That was a real case in NYC back in the '90s.)
*chuckles* No worries.
You win.
Is that... from Hell Girl?
Jigoku Shoujo, and SSSHHHHHHH~!
You don't want that kind of thing spreading around.
Yeah, the other anime we're watching right now.
1) Make sure victim deserves it. Do my research. If I'm going to risk my freedom, it's going to be for an unquestionably beneficial reason.
2) Research victim. Learn habits, routes, favorites.
3) Determine best method to isolate victim.
4) Determine best method to neutralize victim while isolated. Avoid collateral death(s) if possible.
5) Reaffirm #1-4.
6) Execute.
--Patrick
2) Research victim. Learn habits, routes, favorites.
3) Determine best method to isolate victim.
4) Determine best method to neutralize victim while isolated. Avoid collateral death(s) if possible.
5) Reaffirm #1-4.
6) Execute.
--Patrick
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Chibibar
Are we talking about a single person? or multiple/serial type?
A single person, the best way is NOT to get caught. It is best to make it look natural.
this of course takes quite a bit of work. You would have to know your target and habits. People can die from a lot of things. It doesn't take much to kill a person. I mean you can drown someone with a teaspoon of water.
Serial type?
never take a souvenir.
never leave a "marker"
never do it the same way
never follow a pattern
A single person, the best way is NOT to get caught. It is best to make it look natural.
this of course takes quite a bit of work. You would have to know your target and habits. People can die from a lot of things. It doesn't take much to kill a person. I mean you can drown someone with a teaspoon of water.
Serial type?
never take a souvenir.
never leave a "marker"
never do it the same way
never follow a pattern
There is always a pattern. We are creatures of habit, and even if we think we are avoiding a pattern we create one.Hell, you made a pattern right there. Never take a souvenir. Never do it the same way. Those are just the connections we see. Eventually a pattern will arise, whether it is choice of victims, locations, or any number of other factors.Are we talking about a single person? or multiple/serial type?
A single person, the best way is NOT to get caught. It is best to make it look natural.
this of course takes quite a bit of work. You would have to know your target and habits. People can die from a lot of things. It doesn't take much to kill a person. I mean you can drown someone with a teaspoon of water.
Serial type?
never take a souvenir.
never leave a "marker"
never do it the same way
never follow a pattern
Aaaaand that's why you make a bunch of d100 tables, one for each relevant part of the crime, and roll on them.
*roll* short redhead strangled with scarf in alley, cut hair with scissors.
I sometimes get worried that I don't worry enough about being attacked or mugged when wandering the streets late at night.
You should watch "The Poughkepsie Tapes". Very informative documentary.
doomdragon6
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Before I watch them and potentially never feel safe, what is it about?
This...
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Chibibar
you have a point, then maybe just to throw it off, keep a souvenir and then toss them (like random country) never kill in the same city, almost moving. Kill random in different country. Choose your target at random. Try to pin a murder on someone else, use a different identity, heck, steal an identity and commit the crime
One of my irrational fears is that it is so easy to kill someone using a pen/knife/rock. Sometimes when I'm walking around I realize that someone could just walk up behind me, stab me in the neck/slit my through/bash my head in, and then keep going like it never happened. Even if this completely random act of violence did get caught on camera or witnessed in some way that's not going to do me any good 'cause I'm already dead.
And this isn't some rant about pens/knifes/rocks. i'm aware this can happen with any weapon.
It works!
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Biannoshufu
I'd hire Shego and Charon.
what?
what?
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