Official Goblins (comic) Thread

Will Chief ultimately survive this encounter?

  • Yes, Chief will survive

    Votes: 2 15.4%
  • No, Chief will not survive

    Votes: 10 76.9%
  • I can close this poll now?

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • When did we get that?

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    13
  • Poll closed .

figmentPez

Staff member
I am loving today's comic. Well, I'm loving the storyline in general, but the tension in today's update is great.
 
I wonder how Thunt is going to keep them from having all of that sweet loot they are carrying... because those guys have A LOT of nice stuff.
 
I liked the current enemy MinMax a lot, so my the character for the next campaign I'm playing in is gonna smoke pipe too :3 (LN Fighter on a quest to become a Priest of Kelemvor).
 
Considering how much money everyone has given him, it had better be THE BEST COMIC EVER. Because seriously, his fans pulled off the impossible for him and deserve it.
 

Green_Lantern

Staff member
Of course Real!Kim could always make out with Scorpion!Kim's corpse later on. I pretty sure there will be a fanart showing that somewhere.
 
oh god. I hope the next one just has kin killing scorpikin and then makes out with the body only for no one to ever bring it up.
 

Green_Lantern

Staff member
Don't scorpions have a second heart in their tails or am I spewing shit all over the place.
I am not sure if Arthropods have hearts in general, however, considering that Scorpion!Kin is a centaur-like creature, she could have a human-ish heart in her superior chest and another one in her inferior chest.
 
I am not sure if Arthropods have hearts in general, however, considering that Scorpion!Kin is a centaur-like creature, she could have a human-ish heart in her superior chest and another one in her inferior chest.
She should be immune to her sting's poison, but if we go by Dragon Strike rules, making a manscorpion sting itself is an automatic kill.
 

Green_Lantern

Staff member
She should be immune to her sting's poison, but if we go by Dragon Strike rules, making a manscorpion sting itself is an automatic kill.
Why would she immune to her own poison? I don't think the poison circulates over the body, it would stay isolated in the sting until is injected in another body, also a poison that can be used against someone from the same species than yours would be more usefull than one that isn't.
 
Why would she immune to her own poison? I don't think the poison circulates over the body, it would stay isolated in the sting until is injected in another body, also a poison that can be used against someone from the same species than yours would be more usefull than one that isn't.
Scorpions are immune to their own poison, and mostly immune to other scorpions'. Assuming she follows scorpion rules, she is.
 
That stinger is still pretty big though. That could do some real -hp if forcefully jammed into that fleshy part in the middle.
 
Scorpions are immune to their own poison, and mostly immune to other scorpions'. Assuming she follows scorpion rules, she is.
True, but big Scorpions ether have no poison or have very weak poison. This is a general rule for pretty much all of the Arachnid family. So considering Scorpion Kin's size, it's entirely possible her poison is next to ineffective.
 
Yeah, I'm thinking the stinger to the human heart will basically we one of the optional-rule crits where you go to -1 automatically. At least, it should require a Fort/SysShock save.
True, but big Scorpions ether have no poison or have very weak poison. This is a general rule for pretty much all of the Arachnid family. So considering Scorpion Kin's size, it's entirely possible her poison is next to ineffective.
I like how you phrased that supporting statement as a counterargument :p
 
That actually wasn't as fucked up as I was expecting.

I thought there would be more of a *squelch* if you know what I mean
 
I wonder why Scorpikin didn't use her pincers against our Kin when she's being strangled. Now, granted, I've never been strangled before, so maybe when it happens your brain shuts down and all you can do is grab uselessly at your throat with your hands. But I think our Kin lucked out when Scorpikin didn't decide to use her huge, armored pincers, and grab Kin's huge soft hunk of victim.
 
I wonder why Scorpikin didn't use her pincers against our Kin when she's being strangled. Now, granted, I've never been strangled before, so maybe when it happens your brain shuts down and all you can do is grab uselessly at your throat with your hands. But I think our Kin lucked out when Scorpikin didn't decide to use her huge, armored pincers, and grab Kin's huge soft hunk of victim.
What pincers? She had normal hands. She even had rings on those hands.
 
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