I wish I had a better sense of humor today, but yes, of course that is what I was talking about.
not so serious but I want to rant II: Redemption
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Car died on the way to work yesterday - apparently a timing belt in the engine went. It's going to cost more to fix than I paid for it, and more than I have at the moment, but I really don't have any other options. Got a rejection letter for a short story I submitted. I can take the bus to work, and get a ride home, but the bus SUCKS.
Especially when someone boards and you get that horrible realization that they haven't bathed in a couple days.
I'm being broken of all my shitty small town habits right now. Basically all that I'm doing is being broken of them. I'm beginning to realize how hard this is going to be and my anger issues are definitely not helping. I'll be better for it in the long run, but right now:
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK FACED FUCK MOUTH!
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK FACED FUCK MOUTH!
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are they pink?
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so you're mad that you passed up like a buck seventy because it wasn't a quarter?
I hate puns, but that was perfect, Vag. ...Ooh, that doesn't work, does it. Vagabond. Comma Vagabond.
I don't get it :<
You see, if something "makes sense", that means it's coherent and understandable.
Cents is a term used to describe small amounts of American currency, ranging from 0 to 99. If you're "making cents", you are receiving a small amount of money.
The two are pronounced exactly the same. So when Amy expressed confusion about Vag passing up a small amount of money, he used the phrase "not making cents" to refer to how his actions were not coherent and also how he was not receiving any small amount of money.
*lies on his back on the curb, enjoying the 40*
How does explaining a joke that you have read in the past get ruined?
Either it was funny when you read it first, or it was not. Reading the explanation does not magically transport you back in time to the point before you first read the joke. It is kind of like Lucas Raping My Childhood Syndrome. Star Wars was awesome when I got to see it first run. It is just the shit that is out there now is not as good...
Either it was funny when you read it first, or it was not. Reading the explanation does not magically transport you back in time to the point before you first read the joke. It is kind of like Lucas Raping My Childhood Syndrome. Star Wars was awesome when I got to see it first run. It is just the shit that is out there now is not as good...
I saw Richie Rich pop on ABC Family last night and the first thing that popped into my head was "Oh look... more right wing propaganda."
I REALLY need to watch less cable news.
I REALLY need to watch less cable news.
Give Den a break, English isn't his first language.
And it's a pun so stupid, I doubt they teach it in schools.
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also it's still funny after the explanation
So, that slip and fall I whined about? The one with popped shoulder.
I fractured my clavicle. They can't bandage this shit so I got prescription of 'Suck it up!'
On another note, the comic is supposed to be out tomorrow. I have inks done very sloppily...might skip the colors, do the word balloons and fix this shit when there is less pain.
I fractured my clavicle. They can't bandage this shit so I got prescription of 'Suck it up!'
On another note, the comic is supposed to be out tomorrow. I have inks done very sloppily...might skip the colors, do the word balloons and fix this shit when there is less pain.
Geez Littlesin. We could have given you a prescription for that. In fact that's our most oft-prescribed drug around here.
Anywho, hope you heal quickly.
I bet you're learning to wear your purse/backpack/etc on your other shoulder pretty darn quick.
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