not so serious but I want to rant II: Redemption
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makare
nooooooooo!
M
makare
not at all just tiptoeing through the tulips of absolute gayness
M
makare
aw that pony broke her legs *gets out the shotgun*
damn shame.
damn shame.
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Biannoshufu
If i dream about fucking someone,it is cuz I wanna fuck em.Telling someone that you dreamt about fucking em after telling em your not interested in them is just a dickish move.
Anyway,having the worst hangover ever this year.Any hangover remedies?
Anyway,having the worst hangover ever this year.Any hangover remedies?
My "new posts feed" starts with "girls".
Topic?: Anime and manga.
the next one is the "not so serious but I want to rant thread".
Topic?: Girls (and boys)
I expect to fins some not-so-serious ranting in my next highlited thread, "the awesome videos thread (with extra sauce!).
let's find out!
*clicks away*
Topic?: Anime and manga.
the next one is the "not so serious but I want to rant thread".
Topic?: Girls (and boys)
I expect to fins some not-so-serious ranting in my next highlited thread, "the awesome videos thread (with extra sauce!).
let's find out!
*clicks away*
Once in a while, I get this feeling like something is wrong that I'm not fully aware of. Of course there isn't anything going on besides the usual stress, but it sits there in my gut. It's the feeling of knowing a really bad report card is coming, and you're just waiting for your parents to open it.
I do not like this feeling.
I do not like this feeling.
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I'm getting overburdened at work. I've got three major projects I'm working on, which are falling farther and farther behind because I'm having to put out fires, clean up messes, and do other people's jobs for them. Now, granted the latter part of that sentence has bona fide reasons for not doing their job - she was sick 1.5 days last week and today her daughter is in the emergency room. So I completely understand why I need to cover... there's just too much for me to do.
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Not about sex with them. That was kind of the big distinction with the dream there. That and pointing out that she enjoyed it. With him. Level of acquaintance was an important point there. I don't know. I'm tired of fucking this dead horse.
GasBandit
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Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally Albright: Why not?
Harry Burns: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally Albright: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: You only think you do.
Sally Albright: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
Sally Albright: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?
Harry Burns: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Sally Albright: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.
Harry Burns: I guess not.
Sally Albright: That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.
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Harry Burns: Would you like to have dinner?... Just friends.
Sally Albright: I thought you didn't believe men and women could be friends.
Harry Burns: When did I say that?
Sally Albright: On the ride to New York.
Harry Burns: No, no, no, I never said that... Yes, that's right, they can't be friends. Unless both of them are involved with other people, then they can... This is an amendment to the earlier rule. If the two people are in relationships, the pressure of possible involvement is lifted... That doesn't work either, because what happens then is, the person you're involved with can't understand why you need to be friends with the person you're just friends with. Like it means something is missing from the relationship and why do you have to go outside to get it? And when you say "No, no, no it's not true, nothing is missing from the relationship," the person you're involved with then accuses you of being secretly attracted to the person you're just friends with, which you probably are. I mean, come on, who the hell are we kidding, let's face it. Which brings us back to the earlier rule before the amendment, which is men and women can't be friends.
Sally Albright: Why not?
Harry Burns: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally Albright: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: You only think you do.
Sally Albright: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
Sally Albright: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?
Harry Burns: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Sally Albright: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.
Harry Burns: I guess not.
Sally Albright: That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.
Added at: 15:52
Harry Burns: Would you like to have dinner?... Just friends.
Sally Albright: I thought you didn't believe men and women could be friends.
Harry Burns: When did I say that?
Sally Albright: On the ride to New York.
Harry Burns: No, no, no, I never said that... Yes, that's right, they can't be friends. Unless both of them are involved with other people, then they can... This is an amendment to the earlier rule. If the two people are in relationships, the pressure of possible involvement is lifted... That doesn't work either, because what happens then is, the person you're involved with can't understand why you need to be friends with the person you're just friends with. Like it means something is missing from the relationship and why do you have to go outside to get it? And when you say "No, no, no it's not true, nothing is missing from the relationship," the person you're involved with then accuses you of being secretly attracted to the person you're just friends with, which you probably are. I mean, come on, who the hell are we kidding, let's face it. Which brings us back to the earlier rule before the amendment, which is men and women can't be friends.
Just don't say that to the dead horse directly.
Most of my friends are girls; I can relate better to women.
I'm the same way. Anyone who seriously believes men and women can't be friends are clueless.
Sports Drink - i.e. Gatorade. Then water, so you will soon be "Right as rain."
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makare
Most of my friends are also girls. Now we are bonding.
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M
makare
I never dreamed of charmander.... bulbasaur though... rowr
Didn't know you were into... tentacles.
No no no, it goes the OTHER way around!
M
makare
Don't tell him about the dream though he might think im coming onto him...
Just tell him, that it would never happen, then detail a raunchy dream. That would really make him feel better about you, and his manhood in general.
M
makare
but i do want to come on to him.. it's just not the right time!
it's never the right time
(oh bulbasaur I really DO choose you!)
it's never the right time
(oh bulbasaur I really DO choose you!)
I have a lot of girl friends, and I ususally feel more comfortable with girls...
And the fact that I would like to go to bed with them doesn't mean they aren't my friends!
Falling for one of them, though? That's another thing.
And the fact that I would like to go to bed with them doesn't mean they aren't my friends!
Falling for one of them, though? That's another thing.
But that could mean that you are not their friend. It is a difficult situation.
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