I Fell in Love with a Blog?

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Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I hate blogs, I've never found them to be the least bit interesting. They tend to repost shit I already read on more entertaining websites, their humor is always stale (probably funny to their friends and thought, omg I can be funny to everyone!), or rant/whine about how horrible their lives are..... until I found the Pumpkin!

http://deliciouspumpkin.blogspot.com/

I'm in love guys, seriously. It's my new mission, to seek her out, meet her IRL and fuck her brains out for days on end. This is going to happen.

(She's a mean, hateful, spiteful, cruel bitch. She calls average weight people fat, she makes fun of everyone. If that isn't your brand of humor, don't bother)
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I even get a kick out of her "Posting ugly pictures of myself, then point out all the gross things about them" posts.

This girl's personality is by far the most awesome I've ever encountered.... from some of the pictures it looks like she has a boyfriend/husband but that will not stop the crusade! Emails begin.... tonight!
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I've always been a believer of "Assume what you will, I could give a shit" attitude. As I've stated a million times in the past, I have to lie about what kind of person I am while in the offline world that it's quite liberating to be 100% myself online.

So yes, there will be updates, in this thread, about how this goes....

For laughs doomdragon, I imagined you asking me that question like this:


(mod would you be so kind as to imbed this? I'm still at bloody work) Done - Ame
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I hate you sometimes GasB, I really do.... then I remember the tons of things that make you so awesome and I forgive you.
 
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Shegokigo said:
I've always been a believer of "Assume what you will, I could give a shit" attitude. As I've stated a million times in the past, I have to lie about what kind of person I am while in the offline world that it's quite liberating to be 100% myself online.

So yes, there will be updates, in this thread, about how this goes....

For laughs, I imagined you asking me that question like this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh2Nu2aTPP0 (mod would you be so kind as to imbed this? I'm still at bloody work)
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I'm still a believer that a person's online personality is the true personality vs what people show in the real world. There are society "laws", actual laws and family laws. so sometimes people are "force" to conform to society and act the way people they want them to.
 
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Hmm...

I'd personally fold that blog right in with your "thinks she's funnier than she is" category. Funny hatred was Maddox, before he went commercial.
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

fade said:
Hmm...

I'd personally fold that blog right in with your "thinks she's funnier than she is" category. Funny hatred was Maddox, before he went commercial.
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Except I'd rather tie her to a bed, making her arch her back for hours on end:





Redhead + freckles + awesome personality = yessssssss
 
Mathias

Mathias

To be honest, she makes fun of all these goobers on her site for all their physical flaws, and she's the one with eyes so far apart that she could be mistaken for someone with Downs'.
fade said:
Hmm...

I'd personally fold that blog right in with your "thinks she's funnier than she is" category. Funny hatred was Maddox, before he went commercial.
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Yes! I couldn't put my finger on it, but you're right!
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Yep, I completely disagree. Her eyes are one of her best features and she constantly attacks her own body/flaws in the same blog she tears others down. It's fantastic.

Btw, EMAIL sent out last night, let's see what the response is.....
 
Mathias

Mathias

Shegokigo said:
Yep, I completely disagree. Her eyes are one of her best features and she constantly attacks her own body/flaws in the same blog she tears others down. It's fantastic.

Btw, EMAIL sent out last night, let's see what the response is.....
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Is she gay?
 
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