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I Fell in Love with a Blog?

Oct 18, 2011#1

Shegokigo

I hate blogs, I've never found them to be the least bit interesting. They tend to repost shit I already read on more entertaining websites, their humor is always stale (probably funny to their friends and thought, omg I can be funny to everyone!), or rant/whine about how horrible their lives are..... until I found the Pumpkin!

http://deliciouspumpkin.blogspot.com/

I'm in love guys, seriously. It's my new mission, to seek her out, meet her IRL and fuck her brains out for days on end. This is going to happen.

(She's a mean, hateful, spiteful, cruel bitch. She calls average weight people fat, she makes fun of everyone. If that isn't your brand of humor, don't bother)

Oct 18, 2011#2

Chibibar

Go for it Shego. You can do it!

Oct 18, 2011#3

CrimsonSoul

More like bloggystyled amiright?

Oct 18, 2011#4

Officer_Charon

Just tell her you'd like to hook up for a grudge fuck. Sounds like she might be down.

Oct 18, 2011#5

Shegokigo

I even get a kick out of her "Posting ugly pictures of myself, then point out all the gross things about them" posts.

This girl's personality is by far the most awesome I've ever encountered.... from some of the pictures it looks like she has a boyfriend/husband but that will not stop the crusade! Emails begin.... tonight!

Oct 18, 2011#6

doomdragon6

I still have such a hard time telling if you're actually crazy or a wannabe.

Oct 18, 2011#7

Chibibar

doomdragon6 said:
I still have such a hard time telling if you're actually crazy or a wannabe.

Nah. I think the girl is cute and sadistic enough that Shego can convert/mold this woman to Shego's need

Oct 18, 2011#8

Shegokigo

I've always been a believer of "Assume what you will, I could give a shit" attitude. As I've stated a million times in the past, I have to lie about what kind of person I am while in the offline world that it's quite liberating to be 100% myself online.

So yes, there will be updates, in this thread, about how this goes....

For laughs doomdragon, I imagined you asking me that question like this:

~~(mod would you be so kind as to imbed this? I'm still at bloody work)~~ Done - Ame

Oct 18, 2011#9

GasBandit

Oct 18, 2011#10

Shegokigo

I hate you sometimes GasB, I really do.... then I remember the tons of things that make you so awesome and I forgive you.

Oct 18, 2011#11

Chibibar

Shegokigo said:
I've always been a believer of "Assume what you will, I could give a shit" attitude. As I've stated a million times in the past, I have to lie about what kind of person I am while in the offline world that it's quite liberating to be 100% myself online.

So yes, there will be updates, in this thread, about how this goes....

For laughs, I imagined you asking me that question like this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh2Nu2aTPP0 (mod would you be so kind as to imbed this? I'm still at bloody work)

I'm still a believer that a person's online personality is the true personality vs what people show in the real world. There are society "laws", actual laws and family laws. so sometimes people are "force" to conform to society and act the way people they want them to.

Oct 18, 2011#12

GasBandit

Shegokigo said:
I hate you sometimes GasB, I really do.... then I remember the tons of things that make you so awesome and I forgive you.

You kinda sound like the Mrs. there.

Oct 18, 2011#13

Null

Oct 18, 2011#14

Jay

Te Gusto ese blog?

Te Gusto!

COPULATION MODE ACTIVE.

Pew Pew Pew

Oct 18, 2011#15

fade

Hmm...

I'd personally fold that blog right in with your "thinks she's funnier than she is" category. Funny hatred was Maddox, before he went commercial.

Oct 18, 2011#16

strawman

Therapy.

Oct 18, 2011#17

Shegokigo

fade said:
Hmm...

I'd personally fold that blog right in with your "thinks she's funnier than she is" category. Funny hatred was Maddox, before he went commercial.

Except I'd rather tie her to a bed, making her arch her back for hours on end:

Redhead + freckles + awesome personality = yessssssss

Oct 18, 2011#18

fade

Allow me to retort:

Oct 18, 2011#19

Shegokigo

And I wouldn't mind a bit.

Oct 18, 2011#20

Chippy

Haha this thread

Oct 18, 2011#21

Shegokigo

Haha you read it!

Oct 19, 2011#22

Mathias

To be honest, she makes fun of all these goobers on her site for all their physical flaws, and she's the one with eyes so far apart that she could be mistaken for someone with Downs'.

fade said:
Hmm...

I'd personally fold that blog right in with your "thinks she's funnier than she is" category. Funny hatred was Maddox, before he went commercial.

Yes! I couldn't put my finger on it, but you're right!

Oct 19, 2011#23

Shegokigo

Yep, I completely disagree. Her eyes are one of her best features and she constantly attacks her own body/flaws in the same blog she tears others down. It's fantastic.

Btw, EMAIL sent out last night, let's see what the response is.....

Oct 19, 2011#24

Gryfter

Oct 19, 2011#25

strawman

Oct 19, 2011#26

CrimsonSoul

Shego, I demand a youtube video of you singing "I'm in love with a blogger"
aaannnnddd.... GO!

Oct 19, 2011#27

fade

Bandwidth exceeded.

Oct 19, 2011#28

Mathias

Shegokigo said:
Yep, I completely disagree. Her eyes are one of her best features and she constantly attacks her own body/flaws in the same blog she tears others down. It's fantastic.

Btw, EMAIL sent out last night, let's see what the response is.....

Is she gay?

Oct 19, 2011#29

Gusto

wat.

Oct 19, 2011#30

GasBandit

Mathias said:
Is she gay?

This is america. Every girl is 5 shots from being gay.

Oct 19, 2011#31

Chippy

Haha this thread

Oct 19, 2011#32

Shegokigo

GasBandit said:
This is america. Every girl is 5 shots from being gay.

Women are like spaghetti: Straight, till you get them hot and wet.

Oct 19, 2011#33

Null

Okay, that last comment made me laugh.

Oct 19, 2011#34

fade

Shegokigo said:
Women are like spaghetti: Straight, till you get them hot and wet.

Hey, that also applies to men!

At least, a certain part of their anatomy.

Oct 19, 2011#35

Mathias

Im pretty sure, you're required by law to summarize the email here.

Oct 19, 2011#36

Hailey Knight

The forum should be witness to this incredible journey.

Oct 19, 2011#37

Shegokigo

If I get a response......

Oct 19, 2011#38

Hailey Knight

When you get a response. Be positive!

Oct 19, 2011#39

Shegokigo

Heh...

Oct 19, 2011#40

Cheryl the bitchy Pumpkin

Shegokigo said:
I hate blogs, I've never found them to be the least bit interesting. They tend to repost shit I already read on more entertaining websites, their humor is always stale (probably funny to their friends and thought, omg I can be funny to everyone!), or rant/whine about how horrible their lives are..... until I found the Pumpkin!

http://deliciouspumpkin.blogspot.com/

I'm in love guys, seriously. It's my new mission, to seek her out, meet her IRL and fuck her brains out for days on end. This is going to happen.

(She's a mean, hateful, spiteful, cruel bitch. She calls average weight people fat, she makes fun of everyone. If that isn't your brand of humor, don't bother)

Oct 19, 2011#41

Shegokigo

If this is the real Cheryl, my email name should be easy to figure out, I sent you an email to that gmail that was linked on your blogger profile. Sent to that email around 9-10pm CST on the 17th. Get back to me

Oct 19, 2011#42

Its me!

Shegokigo said:
I hate blogs, I've never found them to be the least bit interesting. They tend to repost shit I already read on more entertaining websites, their humor is always stale (probably funny to their friends and thought, omg I can be funny to everyone!), or rant/whine about how horrible their lives are..... until I found the Pumpkin!

http://deliciouspumpkin.blogspot.com/

I'm in love guys, seriously. It's my new mission, to seek her out, meet her IRL and fuck her brains out for days on end. This is going to happen.

(She's a mean, hateful, spiteful, cruel bitch. She calls average weight people fat, she makes fun of everyone. If that isn't your brand of humor, don't bother)

Hahaha, I can't believe I came across this thread! I haven't blogged in a couple of months, but will be having more time in the near future. This is so funny to me! Glad you like it!

Oct 19, 2011#43

Shegokigo

You know, I linked that specifically hoping that the link hits would lead you this way

Seriously, loved it. We should talk

Oct 19, 2011#44

Cajungal

Dreams do come true on Halforums! Quick, someone else make a wish!

Oct 19, 2011#45

Its me!

Shegokigo said:
If this is the real Cheryl, my email name should be easy to figure out, I sent you an email to that gmail that was linked on your blogger profile. Sent to that email around 9-10pm CST on the 17th. Get back to me

Checked my gmail, nothing there from yesterday. Send it again!

Oct 19, 2011#46

CrimsonSoul

When you wish upon a star, doesn't matter how homicidal you are!

Oct 19, 2011#47

Hailey Knight

Cajungal said:
Dreams do come true on Halforums! Quick, someone else make a wish!

I'm wishing this.

Oct 19, 2011#48

Its me!

Its me! said:
Checked my gmail, nothing there from yesterday. Send it again!

delicious(dot)pumpkin@gmail(dot)com

Oct 19, 2011#49

Mathias

Shegs, if you need a camera man, call me.

Oct 19, 2011#50

Chippy

Haha this thread

Oct 19, 2011#51

figmentPez

Cajungal said:
Dreams do come true on Halforums! Quick, someone else make a wish!

I thought the usual rule was "if you tell someone your wish, it won't come true". Huh, I guess that only applies to ladybugs and birthday candles.

Oct 19, 2011#52

Cajungal

And eyelashes! Don't forget eyelashes!

Oct 20, 2011#53

Shegokigo

Its me! said:
delicious(dot)pumpkin@gmail(dot)com

No idea why they weren't going through, registered an email over at gmail and tried that. No reason it shouldn't hit this time.

Oct 20, 2011#54

@Li3n

Mathias said:
To be honest, she makes fun of all these goobers on her site for all their physical flaws, and she's the one with eyes so far apart that she could be mistaken for someone with Downs'.

But they totally work with her giant forehead...

Oct 20, 2011#55

Null

@Li3n said:
But they totally work with her giant forehead...

Says the alien brain on a TV stand.

Oct 20, 2011#56

Cheryl the bitchy Pumpkin

Shegokigo said:
No idea why they weren't going through, registered an email over at gmail and tried that. No reason it shouldn't hit this time.

Still nothing. I have no idea why. Hit me up on Twitter @cheryltheturd, or on FB (facebook.com/cheryltheturd). Now I'm wondering how many emails I may have missed through my gmail link.... weird.

Oct 20, 2011#57

bhamv3

Forget email! Just converse here! Where we can all read it and live vicariously!

(That's my wish)

Oct 21, 2011#58

@Li3n

Null said:
Says the alien brain on a TV stand.

I'M NOT GIANT FOREHEADED, I JUST HAVE A BIG BRAIN..... screw you guys, i'm going home (one day, after i manage to power up the Technodrome, obviously).

Oct 21, 2011#59

Silver Jelly

ooooh, nice!

Oct 21, 2011#60

PatrThom

Shego, you've checked out regretsy by now, haven't you?

--Patrick

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