I Fell in Love with a Blog?

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Cheryl the bitchy Pumpkin

I hate blogs, I've never found them to be the least bit interesting. They tend to repost shit I already read on more entertaining websites, their humor is always stale (probably funny to their friends and thought, omg I can be funny to everyone!), or rant/whine about how horrible their lives are..... until I found the Pumpkin!

http://deliciouspumpkin.blogspot.com/

I'm in love guys, seriously. It's my new mission, to seek her out, meet her IRL and fuck her brains out for days on end. This is going to happen.

(She's a mean, hateful, spiteful, cruel bitch. She calls average weight people fat, she makes fun of everyone. If that isn't your brand of humor, don't bother)
 
If this is the real Cheryl, my email name should be easy to figure out, I sent you an email to that gmail that was linked on your blogger profile. Sent to that email around 9-10pm CST on the 17th. Get back to me ;)
 
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Its me!

I hate blogs, I've never found them to be the least bit interesting. They tend to repost shit I already read on more entertaining websites, their humor is always stale (probably funny to their friends and thought, omg I can be funny to everyone!), or rant/whine about how horrible their lives are..... until I found the Pumpkin!

http://deliciouspumpkin.blogspot.com/

I'm in love guys, seriously. It's my new mission, to seek her out, meet her IRL and fuck her brains out for days on end. This is going to happen.

(She's a mean, hateful, spiteful, cruel bitch. She calls average weight people fat, she makes fun of everyone. If that isn't your brand of humor, don't bother)
Hahaha, I can't believe I came across this thread! I haven't blogged in a couple of months, but will be having more time in the near future. This is so funny to me! Glad you like it!
 
You know, I linked that specifically hoping that the link hits would lead you this way ;)

Seriously, loved it. We should talk ;)
 
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Its me!

If this is the real Cheryl, my email name should be easy to figure out, I sent you an email to that gmail that was linked on your blogger profile. Sent to that email around 9-10pm CST on the 17th. Get back to me ;)
Checked my gmail, nothing there from yesterday. Send it again!
 
To be honest, she makes fun of all these goobers on her site for all their physical flaws, and she's the one with eyes so far apart that she could be mistaken for someone with Downs'.
But they totally work with her giant forehead...
 
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Cheryl the bitchy Pumpkin

No idea why they weren't going through, registered an email over at gmail and tried that. No reason it shouldn't hit this time.
Still nothing. I have no idea why. Hit me up on Twitter @cheryltheturd, or on FB (facebook.com/cheryltheturd). Now I'm wondering how many emails I may have missed through my gmail link.... weird.
 
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