The Jay Show
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages! Halforums proudly presents to you a no-holds-barred, tongue-in-cheek interview extravaganza where YOU... a cherished poster of Halforums will put themselves ON THE LINE and receive no less than 10 Questions from yours truly. What better way than to answer these… “Risqué” questions that this humble host will ask of you so that the Halforums community will finally get to know you better and more importantly provide great enjoyment for your peers.
However, a word of caution… for the questions will be… well “Jay-like” and you MUST be frank in your answers. Those who dodge and turn, surrendering in their time of need like some French soldier should absent themselves from participating directly. Furthermore, this goes for party-poopers as well.
The original plan is to set this up as a bi-weekly event, so that it remains fresh and amusing and we’ll work it from there.
Do note, I will not select my interviews by order of entry but rather by whom I personally judge can provide the most amusement. However, as people turns are processed, eventually, you’ll be called up to podium with yours truly. I do however would like you to kindly note that I’m open to bribery... sending me PMs that you want in and amusing me, will work… as well as currency… in Euro... or tits.
How it works:
- A vict… I mean…. a respected fellow poster is “selected” a few days before the official interview process. This selection is publicly announced.
- Fellow posters are very welcomed to “Bamboozle” the guest with a staged question of their own once the name selection is announced. They can send me their questions and may or may not be used in the interview process.
- We discuss in PMs and arrange a date where you’ll be most available to answer the questions in the next few days. You’ll receive the question as per agreed date and you must provide answers in return shortly thereafter. The questions will be about ANYTHING, however as I don’t want drama to result, I will not ask you questions in regards of controversial subjects (aka, religion, politics). We must keep things entertaining and you must answer frankly and honestly. The way the interviews process may change, especially in the beginning as I find my stride in how I'd like to proceed. Perhaps in the form of a few questions at a time with follow-up questions following up by how you answered. Ventrilo interviews are different as well.
- The host will prepare the interview; garnish it in ways to provide additional amusement.
- Interview is posted, feedback/comments are encouraged.
- The questions selected are completely and utterly my own choice.
- Feel free to press Like to any posters you'd like to direct to the podium.... more likes gets more interest from me and ultimately more ratings. Whore yourselves out.
- Traditionally the interview process will be text based, however, I'd be open to Ventrilo interviews even though those require far more work and... less of an opportunity to... escape the pressure. A pressure cooker situation of sorts.
However, kindly note that this is not something for those:
- Who are easily insulted, or find themselves sensitive about certain subjects like sexuality or whatnot.
- Cannot appreciate a good joke, even those who have been beaten by a dead horse.
- Refuse to answer questions that puts them on the spot.
- Who don’t like me (if that is the case, you wouldn’t even have read this thread! Bwahaha)
- Cannot meet scheduling timelines, have a busy schedule, "things come up".
Interview 1 : ThatNickGuy
https://www.halforums.com/threads/the-jay-show-interview-1-thatguynick-completed.26661/
http://www.2shared.com/audio/j3iyGS-h/The_Jay_Show-ThatNickGuy.html
Interview 2 : LittleSin
https://www.halforums.com/threads/the-jay-show-interview-2-littlesin-completed.26714/
http://www.2shared.com/video/Gdj4JRM4/littlesin.html
Interview 3 : Gusto
https://www.halforums.com/threads/the-jay-show-interview-3-gusto.26831/
http://www.2shared.com/audio/QlnntzRu/Gusto.html