BananaHands and ElJuski Judge Your Pop Culture

[BananaHands]

Spoiler Alert:

Spoiler

You're wrong.

Did you really think we weren't paying attention? I mean, honestly? We've sat idly by as you created a thread about My Little Pony. We ignored your post about the finale of Breaking Bad being 'the best thing on television'. We even assumed you were kidding when you posted all that nonsense about Skyrim.

But no longer. Our opinions... nay, facts... reign supreme. Now, just relax as ElJuski and I educate you on what really matters.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

The top 5 TV shows of the last 10 years:

The Wire
Breaking Bad
Mad Men
Arrested Development
The Shield

peace

 

[HCGLNS]

Spoiler Alert:

Spoiler

You're wrong.

Did you really think we weren't paying attention? I mean, honestly? We've sat idly by as you created a thread about My Little Pony. We ignored your post about the finale of Breaking Bad being 'the best thing on television'. We even assumed you were kidding when you posted all that nonsense about Skyrim.

But no longer. Our opinions... nay, facts... reign supreme. Now, just relax as ElJuski and I educate you on what really matters.

I figured the two of you would be knee deep in dickerdoodles by now.

 

[ElJuski]

The top 5 TV shows of the last 10 years:

The Wire
Breaking Bad
Mad Men
Arrested Development
The Shield

peace

you obviously forgot Two and a Half Men.......dumbass

 

[BananaHands]

The top 5 TV shows of the last 10 years:

The Wire
Breaking Bad
Mad Men
Arrested Development
The Shield

peace

Mad Men? More like, watch grass grow up until the fourth season. You also excluded The Simpsons.

 

[Shegokigo]

Pop Culture advice from Juski?

You're kidding right?

 

[ElJuski]

Pop Culture advice from Juski?

You're kidding right?

BITCH PLEASE

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Mad Men? More like, watch grass grow up until the fourth season. You also excluded The Simpsons.

Simpsons hasn't been worth watching for about ten years.

 

[Shegokigo]

BITCH PLEASE

I'd take pop culture advice from you the day I took dating advice from Charlie.

 

[ElJuski]

Simpsons hasn't been worth watching for about ten years.

Fifteen, but

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

yeah, name me the good episode of the Simpsons made since 2001, I'll wait

 

[ElJuski]

I'd take pop culture advice from you the day I took dating advice from Charlie.

You're missing out




on not bein lame


BOOSH

 

[BananaHands]

I'll agree with you all completely on the Simpsons thing. I have a firm belief that no show is worth watching after its fourth season.

 

[ElJuski]

except for the Simpsons until it's 8th.
Added at: 21:36
also, that show with the space cowboy Nathan Fillion is overrated

 

[Shegokigo]

You're missing out




on not bein lame


BOOSH

Fine Fine, prove me wrong:

Judge:

Firefly
against
Jersey Shore

Edit: (Just saw your previous post, you completely proved me right)

 

[HCGLNS]

I'd rather grant Shego diplomatic immunity after forcing her to listen to the upcoming Nickleback/Justin Bieber Very Canadian Christmas special for 9-3/4 hrs than listen to the three of you saps talk about culture.

 

[ElJuski]

the timing on our simul-post was perfect. Firefly definitely over Jersey Shore. I mean, seriously, Jersey Shore!? I'd rather watch BananaHands make love to his old hula-hooping roomate.

SIDE NOTE: I when on a date with a girl out here in DC who got a Jane Austen novel signed by one of those d-bags.

 

[BananaHands]

W

the timing on our simul-post was perfect. Firefly definitely over Jersey Shore. I mean, seriously, Jersey Shore!? I'd rather watch BananaHands make love to his old hula-hooping roomate.

SIDE NOTE: I when on a date with a girl out here in DC who got a Jane Austen novel signed by one of those d-bags.

Didn't YOU get her pregnant?

 

[ThatNickGuy]

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I'd rather grant Shego diplomatic immunity after forcing her to listen to the upcoming Nickleback/Justin Bieber Very Canadian Christmas special for 9-3/4 hrs than listen to the three of you saps talk about culture.

cool good ting we have you tied up and are forcing you to read this thread

 

[ElJuski]

W
Didn't YOU get her pregnant?

THERE WAS NEVER ANY BABY

 

[BananaHands]

Firefly is only overrated in the sense that you have to hear EVERYONE talk about how great it is. I'd put it in the same category as Freaks and Geeks. Great show, ruined by people always talking about how great it is. If you want a great one-season show? Clone High.
Added at: 21:42

THERE WAS NEVER ANY BABY

JUS SAYIN

 

[ElJuski]

Freaks and Geeks is fantastic, but I can understand why someone would have to step away from the internet and or a college to really appreciate it for what it is. Firefly has a handful of good episodes--and that fantastic "Out of Gas" episode, which is like, possibly one of my life favorites--but really so much of it just slags. And all that fake space-swearing garbage is so lame. But that's probably because I haven't stepped away from the internet for a quick minute.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Wait just a gorram minute. What the frak are you talking about?

 

[Shegokigo]

the timing on our simul-post was perfect. Firefly definitely over Jersey Shore. I mean, seriously, Jersey Shore!? I'd rather watch BananaHands make love to his old hula-hooping roomate.

Really? I had you pegged as the Jersey Shore type for sure.

 

[BananaHands]

And all that fake space-swearing garbage is so lame.

Yeah, on that level... if I head the word "Frack" one more frackin' time....
Added at: 21:47

Wait just a gorram minute. What the frak are you talking about?

 

[ElJuski]

Wait just a gorram minute. What the frak are you talking about?

Talking about THAT bullshit.

Really? I had you pegged as the Jersey Shore type for sure.

No, I'm not a hipster, and I'm not a douchebag.
Added at: 21:47
also IM THE CHAIN OF RUTTIN COMMAND HERPDERP ILL BE IN MY BUNK DERPDEDOO
Added at: 21:48
it's the internet nerd version of idiots quoting Borat

 

[BananaHands]

Can we talk about Adele for a bit? I fucking hate Adele. I'd rather listen to Lady Gaga's Alejandro 50 times in a row.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

you know, fuck everyone with a rhino's dick that quoted Chappelle's Show and made Dave Chappelle hate white people so much he quit show business.

 

[ElJuski]

I've actually slipped past the whole Adele thing, from back in last album when all the hipsters and Rolling Stone were slobberin' her knob, to now when every half-assed college girl is all slobberin' her knob.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

Can we talk about Adele for a bit? I fucking hate Adele. I'd rather listen to Lady Gaga's Alejandro 50 times in a row.

yeah

 

[ElJuski]

though Charlie we know it was the Black Crusaders.

 

[BananaHands]

you know, fuck everyone with a rhino's dick that quoted Chappelle's Show and made Dave Chappelle hate white people so much he quit show business.

Stamp of approval right there.

I've actually slipped past the whole Adele thing, from back in last album when all the hipsters and Rolling Stone were slobberin' her knob, to now when every half-assed college girl is all slobberin' her knob.

Also, having my finger on the pulse of the hipster community, I can tell you that they're not all about Adele. It's mainly all those girls we've hated in high school signing along with a girl they probably used to pick on in high school. We get it. You're overweight and proud... yet why are you always singing about heart break?

 

[ElJuski]

Also, 500 Days of Summer is indie-hipster trash.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

So, this thread is basically trashing this, that, and the other thing?

We get enough of that as it is from fade and Charlie.