Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

I am so. damn. tired today. And cranky; insulting even. As in, it's taking all I have in me to not savage everything I read on the Internet today.

Including this god damn whiny post, grr. Grow a pair Adam.
 
Further, it was all new for us so the topic of our conversations would naturally tend toward childcare and the new experiences we were having.
You're talking about poop, aren't you? I know you're talking about poop.

Everything I do these days has to revolve around the kid's bedtime. Can only get work done after he's gone to bed/before he gets up, but can't make any noise.

Damn, but I want to make some noise.

--Patrick
 
Can't do this from work, no Photoshop but imagine this:

"I don't normally eat peanut butter"
*Most Interesting Man In the World Meme with Jiff Jar Photoshopped over Dos Equis*
"But when I do, I make it Jiff"
 
I honestly have no idea what brand of peanut butter I buy. I just grab a jar off the shelf. I'm gonna go find out right now.
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Skippy.
 
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makare

Jif is the only kind i like anything else just makes me sad.

Unless it is in cookies then it is less important that it is Jif and in that case the best kind is commodity peanut butter. cant but that though sigh.
 
Man, I never realized how creepy Barbie dolls were. Just look at those dead, soulless eyes. That's running into nightmare fuel territory.
 
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makare

aw I thought barbie and the magic of pegasus was a really good movie.


My whine is why is it people speak normally until they say their zip code and then it is a vocal blur? I mean wtf.

Also, if i ask for a zipcode i do not need an entire address. zip code does not equal address. And to the people i have to explain what a zip code is or the difference between a zip code and an area code.. fuck you guys seriously. right in the neck.
 
The whole month I have been under the knowledge that I had to work tomorrow (new years day). Yesterday I found out that management has changed their minds', No one is working tomorrow.

Here I sit on New Years Eve, alone, and with no plans and no idea of where to go or what to do....
 
The whole month I have been under the knowledge that I had to work tomorrow (new years day). Yesterday I found out that management has changed their minds', No one is working tomorrow.

Here I sit on New Years Eve, alone, and with no plans and no idea of where to go or what to do....
1. Find an Irish pub.
2. Order Guinness.
3. Repeat step 2 ad nauseam.
 

Cajungal

Staff member
Graaaaaagh, preachy, corny relationship posts on facebook that sound like they were written by a 12-year-old but are being posted by a 55 year oooold.... GET A LIFE, lady my mom knows. You're posting pictures of goddamn sunsets with goofy cliches written all over them. Blocked. No more seeing my wall get littered with this stuff.
 
Graaaaaagh, preachy, corny relationship posts on facebook that sound like they were written by a 12-year-old but are being posted by a 55 year oooold.... GET A LIFE, lady my mom knows. You're posting pictures of goddamn sunsets with goofy cliches written all over them. Blocked. No more seeing my wall get littered with this stuff.
Bua ha! I have a cousin who does this crap ALL THE TIME. There must be a special place in hell for these people.
 
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