Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

Graaaaaagh, preachy, corny relationship posts on facebook that sound like they were written by a 12-year-old but are being posted by a 55 year oooold.... GET A LIFE, lady my mom knows. You're posting pictures of goddamn sunsets with goofy cliches written all over them. Blocked. No more seeing my wall get littered with this stuff.
You don't mind seeing things like


right?
 
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makare

Once you break free from the monotony of your daily life and embrace the freedom of choice you will be happier than you ever thought possible. Viva La Change.
 

Cajungal

Staff member
You don't mind seeing things like


right?
Hell, no. That's just plain useful. It makes me smile.
Added at: 17:34
aw I post corny stuff sometimes :(
You're not a 58-year-old divorcee who uses unecessary ellipses as if she got a dollar for each one. I just don't think facebook is the place for her "look how happy I am, seriously, I swear I'm happy, "guyslookhowhappyiam" affirmations.

"I've been used a lot in my life. I chased men who didn't want to chase me back. You should never chase a man; make his ass come to YOU LOL. You never know who's going to turn around and stab you in the back, tho. I have no regrets, you guys. I have a darling hubby and a son who is amaaazinnnggggg. Goodnight everyone."

She has a status like this every damn day.
 
I know this pain. Except I have no fewer then FIVE relatives that do this. Each has annoying quirks to go along with it as well.
weather it would be incomprehensible text speak, all caps, nonsense punctuation, constant spelling errors or, perhaps the worst offender, my Aunt who combines all of these things into a cluster fuck that makes my brain try to crawl out of my skull.

Also, my sister is quite fond of posting song lyrics and then saying "You know who you are."

GYAH.
 
I feel like some people don't actually know who the person is and are hoping someone will figure it out.
I have often wondered how you could invert that for fun. Like just be totally absurd with it. "Rat feces/love connection/but you hated my fingers..... You know who are you are." But I feel like people are too stupid and dramatic that no matter how absurd or extreme you made it, someone would honestly believe you meant "You know who you are."

It's unfortunate.
 
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BErt

4 hour layover between a flight from Dallas to Chicago, and a flight from Chicago to Detroit...only 2 hours to go.

I can't airport anymore.
 
Why in the fuck do they have to schedule the CSET test for my credential so early on a Saturday? I have to drive to a local high school roughly 30-40 minutes away and arrive by 7am. You fuckers, no one needs to be up that early on a weekend... especially for your stupid test.
 
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makare

ok i was still stuck liking that... where is the agree one? goddamn it.
 
M

makare

I understand about that early test nonsense. It is unreasonable especially when the weather could bebad.
 
I understand about that early test nonsense. It is unreasonable especially when the weather could bebad.
Thankfully the weather won't be a concern. It's disturbingly warm right now, with highs in the 60's/low 70's this week. That's too hot for the winter, even by our standards.

Still, it's going to suck to get up around 5:30 on Saturday just so I can spend 5 hours at a high school writing essays. And I got to pay $100 for the honor.
 
Why in the fuck do they have to schedule the CSET test for my credential so early on a Saturday? I have to drive to a local high school roughly 30-40 minutes away and arrive by 7am. You fuckers, no one needs to be up that early on a weekend... especially for your stupid test.
I just finished the test! I sure am glad I got there by 7am. It was important, since:
... they didn't open the door to let people in until 7:45
... they were late with the tests, which arrive separately
... the test started extra late because the proctor was new and didn't understand his own directions

After all that the test started at 8:30. And a woman arrived late at 10, but was still allowed to take the test. Soooo glad I got up at the asscrack of dawn for all this.
 

Cajungal

Staff member
That deliciously marbled ribeye was too good for me to walk away from, and now I'm uncomfortably full.
 

Cajungal

Staff member
My God, the food in Louisiana...I did not want to leave.
Man I'm sorry we never got together.. I felt pretty bad about it, but there was just no getting around my commitments. I'm so glad you found some good places to eat! Where did you go?
 
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BErt

Man I'm sorry we never got together.. I felt pretty bad about it, but there was just no getting around my commitments. I'm so glad you found some good places to eat! Where did you go?
No worries...if you want to pretend that something little like "preparing to get married" is more important than meeting up with a halforumite, I can't stop you ;)

We ended up drastically underestimating our driving anyway and got through Lafayette like 2 hours early, so all of our stops were in New Orleans. We bar hopped a lot and ate dinner at Remoulade. Everything was fantastic though. Thanks for the suggestions.
 
Bua ha! I have a cousin who does this crap ALL THE TIME. There must be a special place in hell for these people.
I have FINALY trained my mother not to forward those innane "inspirational stories" to me.

Little girl, angel, dead relative, faith... blah, blah go fuck yourself.
 
Man, my house is a disgrace. I haven't really cleaned up beyond picking up the garbage that will stink since New Years Eve. Work and Skyrim and avoiding responsibility has left this place a real disgrace. It's gonna take a couple solid days of cleaning to bring it up to snuff.

I don't wanna.
 

Cajungal

Staff member
I miss my engagement ring. :( It was two sizes too big, so I had to ship it off to be re-sized. It could be as long as 3 weeks. Minor inconvenience, but it was difficult to send it off after only getting to wear it (on my thumb, but still) for a couple of days. I'm just an impatient little thing.
 
I miss my engagement ring. :( It was two sizes too big, so I had to ship it off to be re-sized. It could be as long as 3 weeks. Minor inconvenience, but it was difficult to send it off after only getting to wear it (on my thumb, but still) for a couple of days. I'm just an impatient little thing.
That's adorable. Especially with your avatar.
 
M

makare

Went to walmart to buy valentine's day stuff and they don't have it out yet. I was disappointed :(
 
M

makare

I like to decorate for valentines and I like to get new stuff each year. Just having the stuff up for a month bores me. I want to start now.
 
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