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[Biannoshufu]

You realize we expect your avatar to change to the real baby when he/she/they are born?

 

[Espy]

I'm planing an entire GlamourShots session with a nice highball of scotch, because really, babies shouldn't smoke.

 

[Biannoshufu]

Do not even pretend to do this. Photoshop is one thing..... this is just dumbfuckery

 

[Piotyr]

Maybe that's just a really good Photoshop. I'll just tell myself that and maintain blissful ignorance of that reality.

Oh, also, congrats Espy.

 

[Espy]

Thats terrifying.

Thanks Piotyr!

 

[Officer_Charon]

Damn, thought I weighed in on this one... congrats, brah!

Amy's advice is solid. Also, don't be afraid to milk parents/in-laws for free babysitting, too.

And when you get a moment, don't neglect a date night or two with your wife.... I've gone 16 months without time alone with my wife due to my family living out of state, and no reliable babysitters nearby. Take advantage of this as much as you're both willing to do.

 

[Cajungal]

Congratulations!!

 

[Espy]

Thanks Cajun! How the heck are you? Those chillens behavin?

 

[Espy]

Quick update, forgot to add that we did our 20 week ultrasound and it's a girl!!!

I'm super excited. I cannot wait to meet this little girl. I'm going to be so whipped it's not even funny.

 

[MindDetective]

Woohoo! So exciting. When we did our 20 week, we had the tech record it and keep it secret. We revealed the gender to everyone (including ourselves) at the first baby shower.

 

[Espy]

Yeah, we have no patience

Plus we wanted to narrow our name list.

 

[LittleSin]

I learned the sex for Jet just because i wanted to know what colour/theme to do his room in. ^^;;;

 

[sixpackshaker]

I learned the sex for Jet just because i wanted to know what colour/theme to do his room in. ^^;;;

A friend of the family did that, and the tech got it wrong... So baby boy went into a Fu-Fu room.

 

[BananaHands]

A friend of the family did that, and the tech got it wrong... So baby boy went into a Fu-Fu room.

Apparently my room was pink because of the same reason.

 

[@Li3n]

Apparently my room was pink because of the same reason.

Yes, that totally wasn't an experiment to see what happens...

 

[North_Ranger]

Apparently my room was pink because of the same reason.

I wonder if it's appropriate to make jokes about babies not being hung like a bear...

 

[sixpackshaker]

I wonder if it's appropriate to make jokes about babies not being hung like a bear...

It is just that they missed, because they thought "IT" was the umbilical cord.

 

[Gusto]

Yeah, we have no patience

Plus we wanted to narrow our name list.

I guess "Kevin" is out the window.

At this rate, I'll never have a Halforums namesake!
Added at: 14:13
My parents didn't know my gender until I was born. My female-alternate-universe name is Sara.

 

[strawman]

My parents didn't know my gender until I was born. My female-alternate-universe name is Sara.

Sara isn't an evil name, though. Which, of course, means that you are Sara's evil alternate universe twin.

 

[Gusto]

Because Kevin is so sinister.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

I guess "Kevin" is out the window.

At this rate, I'll never have a Halforums namesake!
Added at: 14:13
My parents didn't know my gender until I was born. My female-alternate-universe name is Sara.

Don't worry Gusto. I won't name any children I have after you.

 

[Adam]

Because Kevin is so sinister.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_Need_To_Talk_About_Kevin