[Funny] Funny Pictures! (Keep em clean, folks!)

[Terrik]

Was, is, and always will be.

 

[Hailey Knight]

Technically Genies are mythological.

Next you'll be making sparkly vampires.

 

[SeraRelm]

Added at: 22:07
Also

 

[Telephius]

Added at: 22:0

Looks like Edward is down for the Count

 

[ThatNickGuy]

That's one! One good pun! Ah ah ah!

 

[Terrik]

That's one! One good pun! Ah ah ah!

I...I completely missed that until you pointed it out. My English is leaving me.

 

[Shegokigo]

Technically Jasmine was hot.

 

[Jay]

ShegoJasmine?

 

[bhamv3]

I clicked "love it" on ShegoJasmine, but technically I'm lusting rather than loving.

 

[SeraRelm]

 

[Shegokigo]

Also one of my favorites I cropped that and used it as an avatar for a while when you were gone, to think of you a little more than I already did

 

[@Li3n]

the rubber duck article

Alt explination: NO ONE CARES ABOUT RUBBER DUCKS...

Technically genies don't come naturally "captured," so really he'd be dealing with a bunch of incredibly powerful trickster spirits who don't have to grant him a damn thing.

No so much trickster spirits as much as one step up from demons...

 

[AshburnerX]

Alt explination: NO ONE CARES ABOUT RUBBER DUCKS...

This. It wasn't defended or checked often because it was about a topic that really wasn't all that important. If they had done that to say... William Shakespeare's article, it would have been fixed within 30 minutes. The thing with crowd sourced information is that people in the crowd need to give a fuck about the topic before they'll do anything about it.

 

[Jay]

 

[Zappit]

Alt explination: NO ONE CARES ABOUT RUBBER DUCKS...



No so much trickster spirits as much as one step up from demons...

It works on twelve year olds, okay? At least give me that.

 

[Hailey Knight]

No so much trickster spirits as much as one step up from demons...

I'd say that depends if you're going pre- or post-Islam.

 

[Jay]

 

[evilmike]

What's the first thing you think of when you think of Manos, Hands of Fate?

That's right...

Spoiler

Not enough Puppets!​

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A PuppetThis production that they put on last year at Seattle's Odd Duck Theater.
There are a few clips on Youtube including a clip cryptically called "Fondle Her Elbow" and the musical big finish.

 

[PatrThom]

Oh. My.

--Patrick

 

[@Li3n]

I'd say that depends if you're going pre- or post-Islam.

I mostly meant in behaviour, but then again the original trickster spirits could be pretty horrible too...

 

[DarkAudit]

Found this over at head-fi.org...

 

[Jay]

 

[bhamv3]

That's more of a "holy shit" picture than a funny one.

I think the tail rotor got caught in something?

 

[AshburnerX]

You see that guy riding through the shot on a zip line? The copter probably got caught in one of those.

 

[PatrThom]

Whist erecting a seven story high structure to be used as a Christmas tree, the helicopters rotor struck a cable causing the aircraft to crash to the ground. The Pilot was helped from the crumpled wreckage with minor injuries.

--Patrick

 

[Jay]

 

[Jay]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Jay]

 

[GasBandit]

 

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Problem with that is, that when the idiot professors accept that wiki-laden work, they usually check it again wiki anyway and give it a passing grade.

I mean why not, tenure am I right?

Maybe at Crap U. This would get you through maybe one bad semester. Like I tell everyone else, it ain't the 1950s. Tenure isn't a magic shield anymore, and those bubble in student evals count a LOT. Especially at a state school. Unless you're some old entrenched fart. Then, it is a problem.
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For me, the "more wishes" paradox was easy - first wish, "Anything I ever write down by hand that begins with 'And so it was that...' happens."

I always figured two wishes was pretty good. You could blow #1 by wishing the remaining two were granted exactly as you intend. Or you could just include "exactly as I intend" on the end of every wish.

 

[General Specific]

 

[SeraRelm]

Tumblr. Ironic in that I never use it/go to it at all.

 

[Shegokigo]

Hilarous. Mine was "Sex".

Sounds about right.

 

[Gusto]

Twilight fanfic?

Geez, that's one melodramatic gif.