Oh, I forgot about the obligatory "I'm awesome" portion. Here's my (
probably definitely very biased) summary of the transcript:
- I ended the Iraq war and brought our troops home
- I got Bin Laden and many of his lietenants
- We need to work together for
- jobs
- high tech
- energy security
- prosperity
- stable economy (interestingly he used the phrase "hard work pays off, and responsibility is rewarded.")
- We are faced with challenges similar to what we saw after WWII, and the solution is similar
- My grandparents served in the war as soldier and factory worker (I'm american, dangit!)
- We are part of something larger, and we need to share
- If you work hard, you should be able to support your family, own your home, send your kids to college, and retire comfortably
- We should not settle for rich-get-richer, poor-get-poorer - everyone should "play by the same rules"
- The reason we are in this spot is due in part to the global market, and partly because banks and regulators failed us
- We stopped the job loss hemorrhaging
- We've fixed financial regulations so it doesn't happen again
- I'll work with those who will work with me, and fight those who oppose me
- We need to renew our manufacturing sector
- I fixed the auto industry (HAHAHAHA! It's sad that people will believe him.)
- We can fix other industries in the same way (
)
- We're going to tax businesses that send jobs overseas (I like how he pretends it's reversing a tax break)
- We're going to tax non-US based businesses
- We're going to give a tax break to businesses who make their products here (how?)
- We're going to increase our exports (this whole package is going to make the WTO non-happy, free trade for everyone, some more than others)
- We're looking at you, China
- I expect businesses to pay for worker training - work with your colleges and design programs that will give you the workers you need
- We need to give schools the resources to pay for good teachers, and reward the best teachers
- I want states to require graduation, or schooling until 18
- We can't keep subsidizing tuition
- Schools that continue to raise tuition should expect less federal aid
- We need to give citizenship to those who come to the US for education
- I reaffirm my commitment to prevent illegal immigration
- But we need to come up with a plan that allows productive illegal immigrants to stay (yay doublespeak!)
- Let me take a moment to name drop Steve Jobs
- I call on congress to come up with a plan to encourage entrepreneurship
- We need to increase energy innovation
- I'm opening 75% of our potential offshore oil and gas resources
- Natural gas is an energy winner for the US - Drill, baby, drill! Oh, it'll also increase jobs.
- Clean energy is another big winner for the US. It's not working yet, but it will if we keep working at it! I promise!
- I don't think congress can come up with a good climate bill - but I think we can all agree on clean energy, so get going already!
- Let's encourage energy usage reduction via tax incentives
- Let's do more public works to rebuild crumbling infrastructure and create jobs
- We don't have money for it, but let's pretend that ending the iraq war freed up money, and you can use that pretend money to do this
- I want congress to enact a plan that will allow people to refinance their mortgages, and we're going to tax banks in order to pay for this plan
- Without endangering our public safety, we need to remove or modify regulations that place arduous burdens on small businesses where they don't make sense
- We need to regulate banks more heavily. Bad banks! Bad! Bad! We're not going to bail you out again. (unless we need to...)
Wow this is a long talk. I'll try to cut back to one line per every two or three paragraphs...
- We need to increase taxes on the wealthiest to cover the deficit
- We need to rein in medicare, medicaid, and social security, without hurting our seniors
- If we allow the rich to be taxed at a lower rate, it hurts everyone. Seniors are starving
- We need to reform DC, lobbyists, etc, etc, etc
- Duplicrats and replicons need to work together
- Smarter, more efficient, more effective gov't
- I ended the Iraq war, and we remain commited to peace in the middle east. Iran is dumb
- We are still a major power in the world
- I renew our commitments to our vets