You sick fuck...
I just had sex thread
- Thread starter Mathias
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Don't knock symmetric multiprocessing until you've tried it. Just remember to properly retire all of your instructions so your stack doesn't overflow before you've finished.
--Patrick
I'm so hard right now.
Added at: 01:55
Oh, and since this is a sex thread, I won't be having it until Saturday. Long distance relationships suck. Once a week loving is not nearly enough.
Did anyone else just mount their hard disk?
Also my favorite part of Lonely Island is when people completely don't get the joke of the song, like ITT
North_Ranger
Staff member
Months? You lucky bastard...
Added at: 18:22
Goddammit, bhamv3... You even got me beat.
Going from 3-4 times a week for almost 8 years straight to this sudden drought is pretty rough. Harder than not having it for a long time, then having it then not having it again.
North_Ranger
Staff member
Trust me, I know whatcha mean. I used to have a girlfriend who was horny just about 24/7, to the point where we would spend my weekend leaves from the service just screwing like rabbits. It's been a long, long drought after that.
Plus, with my current medical condition, I'm even more reduced. Radiotherapy and chemo have been doing a number on my... ahem... liquid waste disposal. And since that's located right next to the amusement park, that's not open for business much either. And porn... well, mostly it just doesn't do jack shit for me. Too fake, I guess.
Weird thing, even though I am a sex fiend, my wife and I don't really have sex all the time. We have a lot of stuff going on in our lives and she works long hours, so we mostly have sex over the weekend. I respect her need to rest more then my need to hump.
As for porn, people around here probably already know my outlook on that by this point.
As for porn, people around here probably already know my outlook on that by this point.
Who wouldn't want to wrestle a tauren woman?
Hmm, I perfectly understand the joke, Mr. Pretentious. Hence why this thread exists at all!
The song is about how immature it is to brag about having sex. And you're bragging about having sex.
Have you ever wrestled a tauren woman? Nothing is worst then getting a warstomp on your junk.
Really though, never screw a druid though, nothing is worst then getting it on only to suddenly find a bear mounting you. It's even worst if they are a resto druid, it would take months to get all the splinters out.
He's doing it ironically.
This song brings back memories... 
A woman let you put you penis inside of her?This song brings back memories...
Added at: 19:43
Yeah, she dated Nick... BAZINGA!
ElJuski
Staff member
not sure if people get the joke when most of the thread is still people typing out word for word how many times a week it is they have sex
Added at: 04:13
not sure if people get the joke when most of the thread is still people typing out word for word how many times a week it is they have sex
Added at: 04:13
not sure if people get the joke when most of the thread is still people typing out word for word how many times a week it is they have sex
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SeraRelm
Does getting fucked over by work count? Cuz damn, I get it all the time if so.
I've avoided posting in this thread because, damnit, I'M WINNING.
It has been about 11 years for me.
Just shy of five years for me.
This thread is starting to make me feel uncomfortable. 
Yeah. That can happen if it goes on for too long without any definite conclusion.This thread is starting to make me feel uncomfortable.
--Patrick
It's called "edging."
