I just had sex thread

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I'm so hard right now.
Added at: 01:55
Oh, and since this is a sex thread, I won't be having it until Saturday. Long distance relationships suck. Once a week loving is not nearly enough.
 

North_Ranger

Staff member
Going from 3-4 times a week for almost 8 years straight to this sudden drought is pretty rough. Harder than not having it for a long time, then having it then not having it again.
Trust me, I know whatcha mean. I used to have a girlfriend who was horny just about 24/7, to the point where we would spend my weekend leaves from the service just screwing like rabbits. It's been a long, long drought after that.

Plus, with my current medical condition, I'm even more reduced. Radiotherapy and chemo have been doing a number on my... ahem... liquid waste disposal. And since that's located right next to the amusement park, that's not open for business much either. And porn... well, mostly it just doesn't do jack shit for me. Too fake, I guess.
 
Weird thing, even though I am a sex fiend, my wife and I don't really have sex all the time. We have a lot of stuff going on in our lives and she works long hours, so we mostly have sex over the weekend. I respect her need to rest more then my need to hump.

As for porn, people around here probably already know my outlook on that by this point.
 
Who wouldn't want to wrestle a tauren woman?
Have you ever wrestled a tauren woman? Nothing is worst then getting a warstomp on your junk.

Really though, never screw a druid though, nothing is worst then getting it on only to suddenly find a bear mounting you. It's even worst if they are a resto druid, it would take months to get all the splinters out.
 

ElJuski

Staff member
not sure if people get the joke when most of the thread is still people typing out word for word how many times a week it is they have sex
Added at: 04:13
not sure if people get the joke when most of the thread is still people typing out word for word how many times a week it is they have sex
 
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SeraRelm

Does getting fucked over by work count? Cuz damn, I get it all the time if so.
 
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