Wow! State of the Site Update.

[Dave]

So when I did the last State of the Site I did it for November of 2011 vs. 2010. I noticed that the numbers were favorable towards us. I just ran the numbers again, this time comparing January/February 2012 vs 2011 (I left out February 29 from this year to get the same number of days.) Holy Heck!

I captured 3 metrics for the 2 month span: overall visits, unique visitors, and pageviews.

As you can see, we're kicking ass. I'm hoping that the arcade will get finished (please, God!!) and that it and the Marketplace (forthcoming) will also help drive traffic.

We're doing fine, peeps. Keep on keeping on!

 

[Soliloquy]

Which parts of the site are the most visited?

 

[LordRendar]

its crazy how many lurkers/guests we got.121 when i last looked.

 

[Necronic]

Is the cosplay stuff the main thing driving new visitors? I remember you mentioning that to me years ago.

 

[Shegokigo]

It's the Minotaur Penis and Lesbian Sand Beetles.

 

[Dave]

Which parts of the site are the most visited?

The top area is General. The top thread by far is the cosplay thread.

 

[Dave]

Top 5 Threads during this duration:

1. Cosplay Thread #3 (Page 72)
2. Cosplay Thread #3 (Page 1)
3. Cosplay Thread #3 (Page 73)
4. PvP Discussion (Page 62)
5. Tattoo Questions

I'm looking to see if I can find all of them for threads instead of individual pages.

 

[checkeredhat]

Its probably all the minotaur penis.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Definitely the minotaur penis

 

[checkeredhat]

I hadn't refreshed the page when I typed that. Oh well, great minds and all that.

 

[Soliloquy]

So we're like... a bunch of guys that people like to watch, though they don't dare get involved in our discussions?

 

[fade]

So we're a reality show?

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

we're a bunch of cosplay photos with a large amount of content that wastes space by not being cosplay photos

 

[HCGLNS]

As you can see, we're kicking ass. I'm hoping that the arcade will get finished (please, God!!) and that it and the Marketplace (forthcoming) will also help drive traffic.

We're doing fine, peeps. Keep on keeping on!

Yay Arcade!
Boo arcade players who beat my highscores!

Marketplace you say? Sounds like my Halbucks will finally be put to good use. Hopefully no charlatan will steal them from me.

 

[fade]

Yay Arcade!
Boo arcade players who beat my highscores!

Marketplace you say? Sounds like my Halbucks will finally be put to good use. Hopefully no charlatan will steal them from me.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

Cosplay sucks everyone stop coming here

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Given that you wrote that without punctuation, it makes it hilarious. If cosplay sucks everyone, I should get into cosplay more.

 

[Shegokigo]

The best part is that the fact he said "cosplay" gave us more hits than his not saying anything at all.

 

[ElJuski]

ugh, the whole cosplay hits thing makes me feel icky.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

at least we're not reddit and it's not a subforum of dead underage girls

yet

 

[ThatNickGuy]

That's it. Somebody needs to cosplay some minotaur penis. LittleKagsin, I'm putting you in charge of this project.

 

[Shegokigo]

at least we're not reddit and it's not a subforum of dead underage girls

yet

You mispelled unfortunately.

 

[General Specific]

The top area is General.

 

[LittleKagsin]

That's it. Somebody needs to cosplay some minotaur penis. LittleKagsin, I'm putting you in charge of this project.

Wow...I just...don't even know where to begin. Wow.

 

[drifter]

It'd probably be easiest to begin with the glans, then work from there. (SLNPN)

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Whoa whoa, Drifter. You're getting ahead of yourself. The first step is finding reference materials.

 

[GasBandit]

The first step is to put a Minotaur Penis page on the wiki and tag it as a meme.

 

[HCGLNS]

I can name that Minotaurs Penis in 3 inches Dave!

 

[ElJuski]

Wow...I just...don't even know where to begin. Wow.

from the top.

 

[LittleKagsin]

Well, and since I'm in charge of the project...I do believe it's my right to make someone else don the costume. Any volunteers?

 

[Dave]

Well, I already have the equipment, so....

Spoiler

And by equipment I mean loin cloth.

 

[Hylian]

Just think if we had a better NSFW section we could bring in even more lurkers

 

[Dave]

Yeah, but it opens us up to bad things. If someone underage sees it or if a Google spider gets there, I lose adsense.

 

[Hylian]

I was just joking

 

[Dave]

At Halforums, we never joke about minotaur penis.